What? Are you guys talking about me behind my back?Dr. Medulla wrote:Dr. Medulla thinks Wolter should lay off critimicizing Mimi. Dr. Medulla's of the opinion that Mimi's usually more right than wrong and he thinks that Wolter and Dr. Medulla and eumaas should recognize that fact. Anyway, that's what he thinks.
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Olerud wears a helmet all the time. Ricky came up to him and said, "Ricky used to play with another guy who wore a helmet on the field." Olerud says back, "That was me Ricky."revbob wrote:Okay I'll bite what's the story?Dr. Medulla wrote:Dr. Medulla regrets that Rickey was way past his prime by the time he played for the Red Sox. Dr. Medulla also loves the Rickey Henderson story about Jon Olerud, even tho it's not true.Wolter wrote:Same here.revbob wrote:I didn't always root for his team but I always rooted for Rickey.Wolter wrote: I never EVER rooted for a team Rickey played for, but if Rickey isn't first ballot, I will boycott any voting sportswriter.
Wolter doesn't care what Dr. Medulla thinks, because Dr. Medulla is Canadian. Besides, Mimi knows Wolter loves her.
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Jon Olerud, revbob might recall, wore a modified batter's helmet in the field because he had an aneurysm or something like that as a kid and promised his grandmother he'd do what he could to protect his head. Rickey and Jon were on the Blue Jays in the early 90s and later on the Mets in the late 90s. As the story goes, while on the Mets Rickey noticed Jon's special helmet and said, "I played with a guy in Toronto that did that," to which Jon said, "That was me." Thus proving how self-absorbed Rickey was. But the story's not true.revbob wrote:Okay I'll bite what's the story?Dr. Medulla wrote:Dr. Medulla regrets that Rickey was way past his prime by the time he played for the Red Sox. Dr. Medulla also loves the Rickey Henderson story about Jon Olerud, even tho it's not true.Wolter wrote:Same here.revbob wrote:I didn't always root for his team but I always rooted for Rickey.Wolter wrote: I never EVER rooted for a team Rickey played for, but if Rickey isn't first ballot, I will boycott any voting sportswriter.
Wolter doesn't care what Dr. Medulla thinks, because Dr. Medulla is Canadian. Besides, Mimi knows Wolter loves her.
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Mimi should turn around if Mimi doesn't want Wolter and Dr. Medulla to talk behind Mimi's back.Mimi wrote:What? Are you guys talking about me behind my back?Dr. Medulla wrote:Dr. Medulla thinks Wolter should lay off critimicizing Mimi. Dr. Medulla's of the opinion that Mimi's usually more right than wrong and he thinks that Wolter and Dr. Medulla and eumaas should recognize that fact. Anyway, that's what he thinks.
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I'm trying to turn around but I'm too distracted by other things right now.Dr. Medulla wrote:Mimi should turn around if Mimi doesn't want Wolter and Dr. Medulla to talk behind Mimi's back.Mimi wrote:What? Are you guys talking about me behind my back?Dr. Medulla wrote:Dr. Medulla thinks Wolter should lay off critimicizing Mimi. Dr. Medulla's of the opinion that Mimi's usually more right than wrong and he thinks that Wolter and Dr. Medulla and eumaas should recognize that fact. Anyway, that's what he thinks.
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Wolter concurs.Dr. Medulla wrote:Mimi should turn around if Mimi doesn't want Wolter and Dr. Medulla to talk behind Mimi's back.Mimi wrote:What? Are you guys talking about me behind my back?Dr. Medulla wrote:Dr. Medulla thinks Wolter should lay off critimicizing Mimi. Dr. Medulla's of the opinion that Mimi's usually more right than wrong and he thinks that Wolter and Dr. Medulla and eumaas should recognize that fact. Anyway, that's what he thinks.
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2nd person is so overlooked.
You're going to give it all your attention, Ratty. You will spread the word.
You're going to give it all your attention, Ratty. You will spread the word.
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Dr. Medulla can't think of which novel he read that was written in second-person (American Psycho?), but it annoyed him considerably.Rat Patrol wrote:2nd person is so overlooked.
You're going to give it all your attention, Ratty. You will spread the word.
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That would be annoying. Those kooky writers, trying to be so clever.Dr. Medulla wrote:Dr. Medulla can't think of which novel he read that was written in second-person (American Psycho?), but it annoyed him considerably.Rat Patrol wrote:2nd person is so overlooked.
You're going to give it all your attention, Ratty. You will spread the word.
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Chuck Palahniuk writes all his stuff in the present tense. With lotsa sexual perversity.
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Spiff is currently reading Snuff, and Spiff thinks sexual perversity is unjustly criticized.
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Best thing to ever stem from Bob Dole is the SNL skit where Norm Macdonald played him on The Real World. "Who the hell ate Bob Dole's peanut butter!"
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It's Bob Dole's chair! You know it, he knows it, the American people know it! Get out of Bob Dole's chair!Jimmy Jazz wrote:Best thing to ever stem from Bob Dole is the SNL skit where Norm Macdonald played him on The Real World. "Who the hell ate Bob Dole's peanut butter!"
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Haha, such a great skit. I want a SNL Best Of Norm Macdonald dvd... NOW.Flex wrote:It's Bob Dole's chair! You know it, he knows it, the American people know it! Get out of Bob Dole's chair!Jimmy Jazz wrote:Best thing to ever stem from Bob Dole is the SNL skit where Norm Macdonald played him on The Real World. "Who the hell ate Bob Dole's peanut butter!"
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Let Dr. Medulla know what Spiff thinks when Spiff's done. The reviews have been pretty harsh, but Dr. Medulla puts it in Chuck's upper tier of work. A lot of the reviewers seem to be missing the forest for the smutty trees.Spiff wrote:Spiff is currently reading Snuff, and Spiff thinks sexual perversity is unjustly criticized.
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