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Re: Bob Dole

Post by Mimi » 24 Jun 2008, 9:43am

Dr. Medulla wrote:Dr. Medulla thinks Wolter should lay off critimicizing Mimi. Dr. Medulla's of the opinion that Mimi's usually more right than wrong and he thinks that Wolter and Dr. Medulla and eumaas should recognize that fact. Anyway, that's what he thinks.
What? Are you guys talking about me behind my back? :meh:

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Re: Bob Dole

Post by BostonBeaneater » 24 Jun 2008, 9:44am

revbob wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
revbob wrote:
Wolter wrote: I never EVER rooted for a team Rickey played for, but if Rickey isn't first ballot, I will boycott any voting sportswriter.

Wolter doesn't care what Dr. Medulla thinks, because Dr. Medulla is Canadian. Besides, Mimi knows Wolter loves her.
I didn't always root for his team but I always rooted for Rickey.
Same here.
Dr. Medulla regrets that Rickey was way past his prime by the time he played for the Red Sox. Dr. Medulla also loves the Rickey Henderson story about Jon Olerud, even tho it's not true.
Okay I'll bite what's the story?
Olerud wears a helmet all the time. Ricky came up to him and said, "Ricky used to play with another guy who wore a helmet on the field." Olerud says back, "That was me Ricky."

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Re: Bob Dole

Post by Dr. Medulla » 24 Jun 2008, 9:47am

revbob wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
revbob wrote:
Wolter wrote: I never EVER rooted for a team Rickey played for, but if Rickey isn't first ballot, I will boycott any voting sportswriter.

Wolter doesn't care what Dr. Medulla thinks, because Dr. Medulla is Canadian. Besides, Mimi knows Wolter loves her.
I didn't always root for his team but I always rooted for Rickey.
Same here.
Dr. Medulla regrets that Rickey was way past his prime by the time he played for the Red Sox. Dr. Medulla also loves the Rickey Henderson story about Jon Olerud, even tho it's not true.
Okay I'll bite what's the story?
Jon Olerud, revbob might recall, wore a modified batter's helmet in the field because he had an aneurysm or something like that as a kid and promised his grandmother he'd do what he could to protect his head. Rickey and Jon were on the Blue Jays in the early 90s and later on the Mets in the late 90s. As the story goes, while on the Mets Rickey noticed Jon's special helmet and said, "I played with a guy in Toronto that did that," to which Jon said, "That was me." Thus proving how self-absorbed Rickey was. But the story's not true.
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Re: Bob Dole

Post by Dr. Medulla » 24 Jun 2008, 9:48am

Mimi wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Dr. Medulla thinks Wolter should lay off critimicizing Mimi. Dr. Medulla's of the opinion that Mimi's usually more right than wrong and he thinks that Wolter and Dr. Medulla and eumaas should recognize that fact. Anyway, that's what he thinks.
What? Are you guys talking about me behind my back? :meh:
Mimi should turn around if Mimi doesn't want Wolter and Dr. Medulla to talk behind Mimi's back.
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Re: Bob Dole

Post by Mimi » 24 Jun 2008, 9:49am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Dr. Medulla thinks Wolter should lay off critimicizing Mimi. Dr. Medulla's of the opinion that Mimi's usually more right than wrong and he thinks that Wolter and Dr. Medulla and eumaas should recognize that fact. Anyway, that's what he thinks.
What? Are you guys talking about me behind my back? :meh:
Mimi should turn around if Mimi doesn't want Wolter and Dr. Medulla to talk behind Mimi's back.
I'm trying to turn around but I'm too distracted by other things right now. :cry:

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Re: Bob Dole

Post by Wolter » 24 Jun 2008, 9:50am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Dr. Medulla thinks Wolter should lay off critimicizing Mimi. Dr. Medulla's of the opinion that Mimi's usually more right than wrong and he thinks that Wolter and Dr. Medulla and eumaas should recognize that fact. Anyway, that's what he thinks.
What? Are you guys talking about me behind my back? :meh:
Mimi should turn around if Mimi doesn't want Wolter and Dr. Medulla to talk behind Mimi's back.
Wolter concurs.
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Re: Bob Dole

Post by Rat Patrol » 24 Jun 2008, 10:05am

2nd person is so overlooked. :disshame:

You're going to give it all your attention, Ratty. You will spread the word.
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Re: Bob Dole

Post by Dr. Medulla » 24 Jun 2008, 10:08am

Rat Patrol wrote:2nd person is so overlooked. :disshame:

You're going to give it all your attention, Ratty. You will spread the word.
Dr. Medulla can't think of which novel he read that was written in second-person (American Psycho?), but it annoyed him considerably.
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Re: Bob Dole

Post by Mimi » 24 Jun 2008, 10:11am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:2nd person is so overlooked. :disshame:

You're going to give it all your attention, Ratty. You will spread the word.
Dr. Medulla can't think of which novel he read that was written in second-person (American Psycho?), but it annoyed him considerably.
That would be annoying. Those kooky writers, trying to be so clever.

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Re: Bob Dole

Post by Dr. Medulla » 24 Jun 2008, 10:27am

Chuck Palahniuk writes all his stuff in the present tense. With lotsa sexual perversity.
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Re: Bob Dole

Post by Spiff » 24 Jun 2008, 11:13am

Spiff is currently reading Snuff, and Spiff thinks sexual perversity is unjustly criticized. :shifty:
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Re: Bob Dole

Post by Jimmy Jazz » 24 Jun 2008, 11:17am

Best thing to ever stem from Bob Dole is the SNL skit where Norm Macdonald played him on The Real World. "Who the hell ate Bob Dole's peanut butter!"

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Re: Bob Dole

Post by Flex » 24 Jun 2008, 11:18am

Jimmy Jazz wrote:Best thing to ever stem from Bob Dole is the SNL skit where Norm Macdonald played him on The Real World. "Who the hell ate Bob Dole's peanut butter!"
It's Bob Dole's chair! You know it, he knows it, the American people know it! Get out of Bob Dole's chair!
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Re: Bob Dole

Post by Jimmy Jazz » 24 Jun 2008, 11:24am

Flex wrote:
Jimmy Jazz wrote:Best thing to ever stem from Bob Dole is the SNL skit where Norm Macdonald played him on The Real World. "Who the hell ate Bob Dole's peanut butter!"
It's Bob Dole's chair! You know it, he knows it, the American people know it! Get out of Bob Dole's chair!
Haha, such a great skit. I want a SNL Best Of Norm Macdonald dvd... NOW.

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Re: Bob Dole

Post by Dr. Medulla » 24 Jun 2008, 11:26am

Spiff wrote:Spiff is currently reading Snuff, and Spiff thinks sexual perversity is unjustly criticized. :shifty:
Let Dr. Medulla know what Spiff thinks when Spiff's done. The reviews have been pretty harsh, but Dr. Medulla puts it in Chuck's upper tier of work. A lot of the reviewers seem to be missing the forest for the smutty trees.
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