The New New Testament

[threecoffins]

[tepista]

Thou shall not start a fire without a spark

[threecoffins]

...you'll want to stop reading, turn on the Boss and dance in the dark, maybe even praying while you do.

[matedog]

I think I can finally say "I told you so" since that phenomenal looking book got my back.

[noyield]

Why does he look like the guy from the movie 'Mask' in that picture?

[Wolter]

Thou shall not start a fire without a spark

Yea, though the number of channels be twoscore and seventeen, of programs there shalt be considereth nothing on.

[matedog]

Thou shall not start a fire without a spark

Yea, though the number of channels be twoscore and seventeen, of programs there shalt be considereth nothing on.

Two hearts shall improveth over thine alone.

[Wolter]

Thou shall not start a fire without a spark

Yea, though the number of channels be twoscore and seventeen, of programs there shalt be considereth nothing on.

Two hearts shall improveth over thine alone.

All that is under the sun shalt pass.
But be it not impossible that all that pass shalt not returneth?
Thou shalt apply kohl to thine eyes and repaireth the hair that groweth upon thy crown
For thou shalt encountereth me after the sun doth set in the City of the Atlantic.

[tepista]

Thou shall not start a fire without a spark

Yea, though the number of channels be twoscore and seventeen, of programs there shalt be considereth nothing on.

Two hearts shall improveth over thine alone.

All that is under the sun shalt pass.
But be it not impossible that all that pass shalt not returneth?
Thou shalt apply kohl to thine eyes and repaireth the hair that groweth upon thy crown
For thou shalt encountereth me after the sun doth set in the City of the Atlantic.

Thou's father sayeth he knoweth thy has no gold or silver

[Wolter]

Thou shall not start a fire without a spark

Yea, though the number of channels be twoscore and seventeen, of programs there shalt be considereth nothing on.

Two hearts shall improveth over thine alone.

All that is under the sun shalt pass.
But be it not impossible that all that pass shalt not returneth?
Thou shalt apply kohl to thine eyes and repaireth the hair that groweth upon thy crown
For thou shalt encountereth me after the sun doth set in the City of the Atlantic.

Your father sayeth he knoweth thy has no gold or silver

My child, the Lord putteth us upon this land that we might runneth.

[threecoffins]

Yea, though the number of channels be twoscore and seventeen, of programs there shalt be considereth nothing on.

Two hearts shall improveth over thine alone.

All that is under the sun shalt pass.
But be it not impossible that all that pass shalt not returneth?
Thou shalt apply kohl to thine eyes and repaireth the hair that groweth upon thy crown
For thou shalt encountereth me after the sun doth set in the City of the Atlantic.

Your father sayeth he knoweth thy has no gold or silver

My child, the Lord putteth us upon this land that we might runneth.

Strappeth thine hands across mine engines

[Dr. Medulla]

I've long made it a rule not to trust any author whose name has three Y's in it.

[Wolter]

Two hearts shall improveth over thine alone.

All that is under the sun shalt pass.
But be it not impossible that all that pass shalt not returneth?
Thou shalt apply kohl to thine eyes and repaireth the hair that groweth upon thy crown
For thou shalt encountereth me after the sun doth set in the City of the Atlantic.

Your father sayeth he knoweth thy has no gold or silver

My child, the Lord putteth us upon this land that we might runneth.

Strappeth thine hands across mine engines

The light blindeth me, for, like unto a deuce I have been cut loose to be another who rolls in eventide.

[tepista]

The light blindeth me, for, like unto a deuce I have been cut loose to be another who rolls in eventide.

Bravo. I was trying that one, but I didn't even come close.

[matedog]

The light blindeth me, for, like unto a deuce I have been cut loose to be another who rolls in eventide.

Bravo. I was trying that one, but I didn't even come close.

Yeah me too. I got as far as the first three words in the first verse and gave up. Gutter wins.