Am I a Hobo?

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Am I a hobo?

Nice bindlestiff, you bum, now hit the rails
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You may be the greatest recycler ever, a tribute to the future
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48%
The Replacements, "Black Diamond"
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Total votes: 23

Dr. Medulla
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gkbill wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 5:38pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Dec 2023, 2:49pm
Kory wrote:
07 Dec 2023, 2:41pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Dec 2023, 11:47pm
Last hobo loot report of the term: Nobody claimed the water bottle (the Boss told me that it runs for $40) and somebody left behind a scarf that I took with me. Because it was a very chilly and windy night, I actually used the scarf and discovered, damn, I kinda like it. I might become a scarf guy this winter, having an arsenal of two that I've acquired in the past year.
Scarfsenal.
That sounds like a word Elizabeth Fraser would have made up for a lyric.
Hello,

arsenal scarf.jpg
Ha! Nicely played.
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Someone I follow on IG lost her glasses in a parking lot and went back the next to see if she could find them. She took a picture of them, broken, on the pavement and you were the first person I thought of. :lol:

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Mimi wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 6:57pm
Someone I follow on IG lost her glasses in a parking lot and went back the next to see if she could find them. She took a picture of them, broken, on the pavement and you were the first person I thought of. :lol:
I'd totally claim abandoned glasses if I liked the frames.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 6:04pm
revbob wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 5:50pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 5:36pm
revbob wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 5:11pm
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No. I don't claim ingestibles. Scarves, pens, water bottles, but not food or anything like that.
It's chewing tobaccy, a hobo favorite for generations.
I'm nouveaubo.
Posh bourgeois hobo.

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revbob wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 9:17pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 6:04pm
revbob wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 5:50pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 5:36pm
revbob wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 5:11pm
IMG_2537.jpg
No. I don't claim ingestibles. Scarves, pens, water bottles, but not food or anything like that.
It's chewing tobaccy, a hobo favorite for generations.
I'm nouveaubo.
Posh bourgeois hobo.
Je suis un eaubeau.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 9:19pm
revbob wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 9:17pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 6:04pm
revbob wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 5:50pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 5:36pm


No. I don't claim ingestibles. Scarves, pens, water bottles, but not food or anything like that.
It's chewing tobaccy, a hobo favorite for generations.
I'm nouveaubo.
Posh bourgeois hobo.
Je suis un eaubeau.
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revbob wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 9:21pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 9:19pm
revbob wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 9:17pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 6:04pm
revbob wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 5:50pm


It's chewing tobaccy, a hobo favorite for generations.
I'm nouveaubo.
Posh bourgeois hobo.
Je suis un eaubeau.
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Tabernac!
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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revbob wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 9:21pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 9:19pm
revbob wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 9:17pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 6:04pm
revbob wrote:
23 Dec 2023, 5:50pm


It's chewing tobaccy, a hobo favorite for generations.
I'm nouveaubo.
Posh bourgeois hobo.
Je suis un eaubeau.
Image
:lol:

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My hobo opportunities have mostly dried up because my only class is in a super nice seminar room—easily the poshest classroom I've ever had: seventh floor, overlooks the canal, you can see Parliament, an actual boardroom table—so the Boss has stepped in for me. Because nobody claimed it after two weeks, an abandoned copy of the New Testament is mine. Finally gonna get me some of the good news!
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jan 2024, 1:42pm
My hobo opportunities have mostly dried up because my only class is in a super nice seminar room—easily the poshest classroom I've ever had: seventh floor, overlooks the canal, you can see Parliament, an actual boardroom table—so the Boss has stepped in for me. Because nobody claimed it after two weeks, an abandoned copy of the New Testament is mine. Finally gonna get me some of the good news!
Finally get you on the path to salvation.

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revbob wrote:
25 Jan 2024, 1:56pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jan 2024, 1:42pm
My hobo opportunities have mostly dried up because my only class is in a super nice seminar room—easily the poshest classroom I've ever had: seventh floor, overlooks the canal, you can see Parliament, an actual boardroom table—so the Boss has stepped in for me. Because nobody claimed it after two weeks, an abandoned copy of the New Testament is mine. Finally gonna get me some of the good news!
Finally get you on the path to salvation.
That's what I'm thinking. Plus it's only the New Testament, so it doesn't have all that ewish-Jay stuff that makes all the evangelicals get the shivers.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Question: Where might one get one of these USB drives?

Second question: Are they free?

Third question: Is there a limit on how many we can get?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Feb 2024, 10:22pm
Question: Where might one get one of these USB drives?

Second question: Are they free?

Third question: Is there a limit on how many we can get?
I'll send some to your wife to scatter around on the sidewalk in front of your house.

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revbob wrote:
07 Feb 2024, 10:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Feb 2024, 10:22pm
Question: Where might one get one of these USB drives?

Second question: Are they free?

Third question: Is there a limit on how many we can get?
I'll send some to your wife to scatter around on the sidewalk in front of your house.
Thy will be done!
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