The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Sweet action for kids 'n' cretins. Marjoram and capers.
Flex
User avatar
Mechano-Man of the Future
Posts: 35992
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:50pm
Location: The Information Superhighway!

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Post by Flex »

my favorite - no deep cut, to be sure - is "I mean it's one banana Michael, what could it cost, $10?"
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

Pex Lives!

Dr. Medulla
User avatar
Atheistic Epileptic
Posts: 116737
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
Location: Straight Banana, Idaho

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Post by Dr. Medulla »

This might be my favourite Mallory Archer line. Devastating terrible.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

Wolter
User avatar
Half Foghorn Leghorn, Half Albert Brooks
Posts: 55432
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 7:59pm
Location: ¡HOLIDAY RO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OAD!

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Post by Wolter »

Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Mar 2021, 2:50pm
This might be my favourite Mallory Archer line. Devastating terrible.
Hadn’t seen that in a while and I laughed my ass off.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

Silent Majority
Singer-Songwriter Nancy
Posts: 18757
Joined: 10 Nov 2008, 8:28pm
Location: South Londoner in the Midlands.

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Post by Silent Majority »

Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Mar 2021, 2:50pm
This might be my favourite Mallory Archer line. Devastating terrible.
impeccable. I want to play guitar in a pub rebel band called the Classic Irishman's Dilemma.
a lifetime serving one machine
Is ten times worse than prison


www.pexlives.libsyn.com/

Dr. Medulla
User avatar
Atheistic Epileptic
Posts: 116737
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
Location: Straight Banana, Idaho

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Post by Dr. Medulla »

Evil bastard G. Gordon Liddy has returned to the slime that spawned him.

Plus:
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

matedog
User avatar
Purveyor of Hoyistic Thought
Posts: 25882
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 4:07pm
Location: 1995

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Post by matedog »

Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Mar 2021, 6:56am
Evil bastard G. Gordon Liddy has returned to the slime that spawned him.

Plus:
Yeesh, looks like he had a similarly successful afterlife as Ollie North.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

Dr. Medulla
User avatar
Atheistic Epileptic
Posts: 116737
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
Location: Straight Banana, Idaho

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Post by Dr. Medulla »

More Liddy content that I posted a few years back: https://clashcity.com/boards/viewtopic. ... 71#p485871
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

Inder
User avatar
corecore vanguard
Posts: 10683
Joined: 14 Jun 2008, 3:28pm

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Post by Inder »

Uncle Phil

Heston
User avatar
God of Thunder...and Rock 'n Roll
Posts: 38371
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 4:07pm
Location: North of Watford Junction

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Post by Heston »

Inder wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 7:20am
Uncle Phil
Good riddance to the racist old bastard.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

revbob
User avatar
Unknown Immortal
Posts: 25656
Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 12:31pm
Location: The Frozen Tundra

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Post by revbob »

Heston wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 7:25am
Inder wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 7:20am
Uncle Phil
Good riddance to the racist old bastard.
Was it by a stake thru the heart?

Marky Dread
User avatar
Messiah of the Milk Bar
Posts: 59069
Joined: 17 Jun 2008, 11:26am

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Post by Marky Dread »

Heston wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 7:25am
Inder wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 7:20am
Uncle Phil
Good riddance to the racist old bastard.
No telegram from the Queen for him.
Image

Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

Dr. Medulla
User avatar
Atheistic Epileptic
Posts: 116737
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
Location: Straight Banana, Idaho

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Post by Dr. Medulla »

Heaven's gained another ghoul today. :cry:
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

matedog
User avatar
Purveyor of Hoyistic Thought
Posts: 25882
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 4:07pm
Location: 1995

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Post by matedog »

Inder wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 7:20am
Uncle Phil
James Avery? He died awhile ago.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

matedog
User avatar
Purveyor of Hoyistic Thought
Posts: 25882
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 4:07pm
Location: 1995

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Post by matedog »

Oh Prince Phillip. I don't even get why he's important. He's in the royal family, but not in the direct line, so I don't get it. He's not the pedophile, so I can't celebrate it.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

Heston
User avatar
God of Thunder...and Rock 'n Roll
Posts: 38371
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 4:07pm
Location: North of Watford Junction

Re: The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2021 edition

Post by Heston »

matedog wrote:
09 Apr 2021, 8:46am
Oh Prince Phillip. I don't even get why he's important. He's in the royal family, but not in the direct line, so I don't get it. He's not the pedophile, so I can't celebrate it.
He started "writing" to the Queen when he was 18 and she was 13. That's grooming in any other language.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

Post Reply