Reasons to bunk off work

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Reasons to bunk off work

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I´ve been off sick all week... Sinusitis, ear infection blah blah blah...
Anyway, my boss has just phoned me to ask if I´m ok and coming back to work next week. I was just about to say yes when he started to tell me how everything was in chaos and I´ll need to mentally prepare myself for the shit hitting the fan on Monday morning. Of course I told him how bad I feel and my head´s about to explode due to the massive build up of yellow matter in my forehead.... It´s the Doc for me on Monday!

Left me wondering which idiot put this bloke in charge of a whole department :scared:
The root of all faults, all failings, is nothing other than ignorance. This ignorance is like mistaking a heap of stones on the horizon for a human figure; it has no basis whatsoever, which means that even the source of of these faults and failings does not exist.
Tertón Sogyal, Tibet, Summer 1900

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