The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons

[matedog]

Well, Rusty is an adopted redhead, so the inclination to smack him around must be great.

Doc finally gets it.

We have all been consistent that redhead positivity applies to ladies, not guys.

You understand that procreation with female gingers begats little redheaded shits, right? My eugenics knowledge is flawless.

If we'd throw the male gingers down a well at birth, all would be fine.

Weird, this is almost a Hoydulla.

[revbob]

Well, Rusty is an adopted redhead, so the inclination to smack him around must be great.

Doc finally gets it.

We have all been consistent that redhead positivity applies to ladies, not guys.

You understand that procreation with female gingers begats little redheaded shits, right? My eugenics knowledge is flawless.

If we'd throw the male gingers down a well at birth, all would be fine.

Need more wells.

[Dr. Medulla]

Doc finally gets it.

We have all been consistent that redhead positivity applies to ladies, not guys.

You understand that procreation with female gingers begats little redheaded shits, right? My eugenics knowledge is flawless.

If we'd throw the male gingers down a well at birth, all would be fine.

Weird, this is almost a Hoydulla.

Demonstrating that there is a clear line where you cross into insanity.

[Dr. Medulla]

Doc finally gets it.

We have all been consistent that redhead positivity applies to ladies, not guys.

You understand that procreation with female gingers begats little redheaded shits, right? My eugenics knowledge is flawless.

If we'd throw the male gingers down a well at birth, all would be fine.

Need more wells.

Or just deeper ones, so that magma can consume their cursed Sheeranesque bodies.

[Dr. Medulla]

Is that supposed to be Matthew McConaughey? Anyway, he's going to be crestfallen when he finds out playing Mark also means lots and lots and lots of asides to the audience about the nesting habits of the blue heron and the diet of giraffes.

[revbob]

Is that supposed to be Matthew McConaughey? Anyway, he's going to be crestfallen when he finds out playing Mark also means lots and lots and lots of asides to the audience about the nesting habits of the blue heron and the diet of giraffes.

As long as there's lots of action scenes. And ...

[Dr. Medulla]

Is that supposed to be Matthew McConaughey? Anyway, he's going to be crestfallen when he finds out playing Mark also means lots and lots and lots of asides to the audience about the nesting habits of the blue heron and the diet of giraffes.

As long as there's lots of action scenes. And ...

Now I'm thinking Glenn Howerton as Mark …

[revbob]

Is that supposed to be Matthew McConaughey? Anyway, he's going to be crestfallen when he finds out playing Mark also means lots and lots and lots of asides to the audience about the nesting habits of the blue heron and the diet of giraffes.

As long as there's lots of action scenes. And ...

Now I'm thinking Glenn Howerton as Mark …

Now you're talking. Charlie could be an older Rusty. Danny Devito as Doc. The Waitress could be Cherry...

How do we sell this to them?

[Dr. Medulla]

Is that supposed to be Matthew McConaughey? Anyway, he's going to be crestfallen when he finds out playing Mark also means lots and lots and lots of asides to the audience about the nesting habits of the blue heron and the diet of giraffes.

As long as there's lots of action scenes. And ...

Now I'm thinking Glenn Howerton as Mark …

Now you're talking. Charlie could be an older Rusty. Danny Devito as Doc. The Waitress could be Cherry...

How do we sell this to them?

Ha! A Sunny episode of Mark Trail.

[Dr. Medulla]

For example, ask him about ticks! But you might want to book off a couple hours.

[revbob]

[Dr. Medulla]

Hollywood types crave getting free publicity from newspapers like the Raccoon's Rectum Tribune. That'll give this movie the boost it needs.

[revbob]

The Authorities will be the least of their worries.

[Dr. Medulla]

The Authorities will be the least of their worries.

If the local media finds out, it might shift attention from that Hollywood action star to us, and then we've had it!

[revbob]

I think we've sufficiently bullied Mr Allen out of business