Weird, this is almost a Hoydulla.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 11:58amIf we'd throw the male gingers down a well at birth, all would be fine.matedog wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 11:35amYou understand that procreation with female gingers begats little redheaded shits, right? My eugenics knowledge is flawless.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 10:49amWe have all been consistent that redhead positivity applies to ladies, not guys.matedog wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 10:31amDoc finally gets it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 9:02am
Well, Rusty is an adopted redhead, so the inclination to smack him around must be great.
The Mark Trail Thread of Punching Justice and Smug Life Lessons
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Need more wells.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 11:58amIf we'd throw the male gingers down a well at birth, all would be fine.matedog wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 11:35amYou understand that procreation with female gingers begats little redheaded shits, right? My eugenics knowledge is flawless.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 10:49amWe have all been consistent that redhead positivity applies to ladies, not guys.matedog wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 10:31amDoc finally gets it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 9:02am
Well, Rusty is an adopted redhead, so the inclination to smack him around must be great.
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Demonstrating that there is a clear line where you cross into insanity.matedog wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 12:16pmWeird, this is almost a Hoydulla.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 11:58amIf we'd throw the male gingers down a well at birth, all would be fine.matedog wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 11:35amYou understand that procreation with female gingers begats little redheaded shits, right? My eugenics knowledge is flawless.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 10:49amWe have all been consistent that redhead positivity applies to ladies, not guys.
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Or just deeper ones, so that magma can consume their cursed Sheeranesque bodies.revbob wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 12:27pmNeed more wells.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 11:58amIf we'd throw the male gingers down a well at birth, all would be fine.matedog wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 11:35amYou understand that procreation with female gingers begats little redheaded shits, right? My eugenics knowledge is flawless.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jul 2020, 10:49amWe have all been consistent that redhead positivity applies to ladies, not guys.
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Is that supposed to be Matthew McConaughey? Anyway, he's going to be crestfallen when he finds out playing Mark also means lots and lots and lots of asides to the audience about the nesting habits of the blue heron and the diet of giraffes.
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As long as there's lots of action scenes. And ...Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Jul 2020, 8:12am
Is that supposed to be Matthew McConaughey? Anyway, he's going to be crestfallen when he finds out playing Mark also means lots and lots and lots of asides to the audience about the nesting habits of the blue heron and the diet of giraffes.
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Now I'm thinking Glenn Howerton as Mark …revbob wrote: ↑09 Jul 2020, 8:36amAs long as there's lots of action scenes. And ...Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Jul 2020, 8:12am
Is that supposed to be Matthew McConaughey? Anyway, he's going to be crestfallen when he finds out playing Mark also means lots and lots and lots of asides to the audience about the nesting habits of the blue heron and the diet of giraffes.
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Now you're talking. Charlie could be an older Rusty. Danny Devito as Doc. The Waitress could be Cherry...Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Jul 2020, 8:41amNow I'm thinking Glenn Howerton as Mark …revbob wrote: ↑09 Jul 2020, 8:36amAs long as there's lots of action scenes. And ...Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Jul 2020, 8:12am
Is that supposed to be Matthew McConaughey? Anyway, he's going to be crestfallen when he finds out playing Mark also means lots and lots and lots of asides to the audience about the nesting habits of the blue heron and the diet of giraffes.
How do we sell this to them?
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Ha! A Sunny episode of Mark Trail.revbob wrote: ↑09 Jul 2020, 9:00amNow you're talking. Charlie could be an older Rusty. Danny Devito as Doc. The Waitress could be Cherry...Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Jul 2020, 8:41amNow I'm thinking Glenn Howerton as Mark …revbob wrote: ↑09 Jul 2020, 8:36amAs long as there's lots of action scenes. And ...Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Jul 2020, 8:12am
Is that supposed to be Matthew McConaughey? Anyway, he's going to be crestfallen when he finds out playing Mark also means lots and lots and lots of asides to the audience about the nesting habits of the blue heron and the diet of giraffes.
How do we sell this to them?
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For example, ask him about ticks! But you might want to book off a couple hours.
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Hollywood types crave getting free publicity from newspapers like the Raccoon's Rectum Tribune. That'll give this movie the boost it needs.
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The Authorities will be the least of their worries.
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If the local media finds out, it might shift attention from that Hollywood action star to us, and then we've had it!
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I think we've sufficiently bullied Mr Allen out of business