Game of Thrones final episode leaked!

[BostonBeaneater]

Never watched it because fantasy ain't my bag at all. But the Boss has been engrossed from the start. She actually snapped at me last night for talking when the episode began as I headed off to bed. Full admission: What I said was, in a sing-song voice, tits and dragons, tits and dragons …

She should have appreciated that.

Tits is the one sexual slang that she hates. Just abhors the sound of the word tits. Every other word that can come out of a drunk trucker's mouth she'll use when behind the wheel, but tits gets you a big ol' stink eye.

I'm not much of a fan of it either, not because it's disrespectful or whatever, but it's just such a thin, tinny word for what it describes. It's onomatopoetically lacking.

Right, but that's what makes it fun to me. So much other sexual slang has a harsh bite to it, but tits is goofy sounding. Boobs even more so. Actually, all slang for breasts sound goofy.

My favorite is FUNBAGS!

[BostonBeaneater]

Never watched it because fantasy ain't my bag at all. But the Boss has been engrossed from the start. She actually snapped at me last night for talking when the episode began as I headed off to bed. Full admission: What I said was, in a sing-song voice, tits and dragons, tits and dragons …

She should have appreciated that.

Tits is the one sexual slang that she hates. Just abhors the sound of the word tits. Every other word that can come out of a drunk trucker's mouth she'll use when behind the wheel, but tits gets you a big ol' stink eye.

I'm sorry to hear this, "tits" is like one of my favorites.

Fun examples of use:
The tacos at that joint of Chelsea St. is the tits!
That asshole has a face like a set of tits.
Was the test difficult? Hell no, it was tit.
Marky blew like $800 at that tittie joint last night.

Next time the Boss and I make it down to Boston, you can do that and watch her stew. I'll be the one going thru my mental card catalogue for a different topic of conversation.

If there is one thing I'm good at it's making my friend's wives cringe.

[tepista]

"tits" is one of the greatest words in history.

[Dr. Medulla]

She should have appreciated that.

Tits is the one sexual slang that she hates. Just abhors the sound of the word tits. Every other word that can come out of a drunk trucker's mouth she'll use when behind the wheel, but tits gets you a big ol' stink eye.

I'm not much of a fan of it either, not because it's disrespectful or whatever, but it's just such a thin, tinny word for what it describes. It's onomatopoetically lacking.

Right, but that's what makes it fun to me. So much other sexual slang has a harsh bite to it, but tits is goofy sounding. Boobs even more so. Actually, all slang for breasts sound goofy.

My favorite is FUNBAGS!

We used to have some friends back in S'toon who had a very young boy. His mother was pretty thin and was fairly flat chested. Another friend in the group was "full figured" and the boy liked to sit on her lap and rest his head on her chest. He called her boobs "pillows" in the most innocent way imaginable. That term has stuck with me.

[Kory]

I don't want to offend any IMCT GoT fans - but I personally find everything about that show to be really obnoxious.

Never watched it because fantasy ain't my bag at all. But the Boss has been engrossed from the start. She actually snapped at me last night for talking when the episode began as I headed off to bed. Full admission: What I said was, in a sing-song voice, tits and dragons, tits and dragons …

She should have appreciated that.

Tits is the one sexual slang that she hates. Just abhors the sound of the word tits. Every other word that can come out of a drunk trucker's mouth she'll use when behind the wheel, but tits gets you a big ol' stink eye.

I'm sorry to hear this, "tits" is like one of my favorites.

Fun examples of use:
The tacos at that joint of Chelsea St. is the tits!
That asshole has a face like a set of tits.
Was the test difficult? Hell no, it was tit.
Marky blew like $800 at that tittie joint last night.

Is this a common phrase? What does someone like this look like? Is it a jowl thing?

[Kory]

Tits is the one sexual slang that she hates. Just abhors the sound of the word tits. Every other word that can come out of a drunk trucker's mouth she'll use when behind the wheel, but tits gets you a big ol' stink eye.

I'm not much of a fan of it either, not because it's disrespectful or whatever, but it's just such a thin, tinny word for what it describes. It's onomatopoetically lacking.

Right, but that's what makes it fun to me. So much other sexual slang has a harsh bite to it, but tits is goofy sounding. Boobs even more so. Actually, all slang for breasts sound goofy.

My favorite is FUNBAGS!

We used to have some friends back in S'toon who had a very young boy. His mother was pretty thin and was fairly flat chested. Another friend in the group was "full figured" and the boy liked to sit on her lap and rest his head on her chest. He called her boobs "pillows" in the most innocent way imaginable. That term has stuck with me.

I think "sweater pillows" is a common one.

[BostonBeaneater]

Tits is the one sexual slang that she hates. Just abhors the sound of the word tits. Every other word that can come out of a drunk trucker's mouth she'll use when behind the wheel, but tits gets you a big ol' stink eye.

I'm not much of a fan of it either, not because it's disrespectful or whatever, but it's just such a thin, tinny word for what it describes. It's onomatopoetically lacking.

Right, but that's what makes it fun to me. So much other sexual slang has a harsh bite to it, but tits is goofy sounding. Boobs even more so. Actually, all slang for breasts sound goofy.

My favorite is FUNBAGS!

We used to have some friends back in S'toon who had a very young boy. His mother was pretty thin and was fairly flat chested. Another friend in the group was "full figured" and the boy liked to sit on her lap and rest his head on her chest. He called her boobs "pillows" in the most innocent way imaginable. That term has stuck with me.

And that boy grew up to be prime minister!

[tepista]

We used to have some friends back in S'toon who had a very young boy. His mother was pretty thin and was fairly flat chested. Another friend in the group was "full figured" and the boy liked to sit on her lap and rest his head on her chest. He called her boobs "pillows" in the most innocent way imaginable. That term has stuck with me.

"I can see your dirty pillows."

[BostonBeaneater]

Tits is the one sexual slang that she hates. Just abhors the sound of the word tits. Every other word that can come out of a drunk trucker's mouth she'll use when behind the wheel, but tits gets you a big ol' stink eye.

I'm not much of a fan of it either, not because it's disrespectful or whatever, but it's just such a thin, tinny word for what it describes. It's onomatopoetically lacking.

Right, but that's what makes it fun to me. So much other sexual slang has a harsh bite to it, but tits is goofy sounding. Boobs even more so. Actually, all slang for breasts sound goofy.

My favorite is FUNBAGS!

We used to have some friends back in S'toon who had a very young boy. His mother was pretty thin and was fairly flat chested. Another friend in the group was "full figured" and the boy liked to sit on her lap and rest his head on her chest. He called her boobs "pillows" in the most innocent way imaginable. That term has stuck with me.

Think John Kerry.

[JennyB]

Tits is the one sexual slang that she hates. Just abhors the sound of the word tits. Every other word that can come out of a drunk trucker's mouth she'll use when behind the wheel, but tits gets you a big ol' stink eye.

I'm not much of a fan of it either, not because it's disrespectful or whatever, but it's just such a thin, tinny word for what it describes. It's onomatopoetically lacking.

Right, but that's what makes it fun to me. So much other sexual slang has a harsh bite to it, but tits is goofy sounding. Boobs even more so. Actually, all slang for breasts sound goofy.

My favorite is FUNBAGS!

We used to have some friends back in S'toon who had a very young boy. His mother was pretty thin and was fairly flat chested. Another friend in the group was "full figured" and the boy liked to sit on her lap and rest his head on her chest. He called her boobs "pillows" in the most innocent way imaginable. That term has stuck with me.

[revbob]

I don't want to offend any IMCT GoT fans - but I personally find everything about that show to be really obnoxious.

Never watched it because fantasy ain't my bag at all. But the Boss has been engrossed from the start. She actually snapped at me last night for talking when the episode began as I headed off to bed. Full admission: What I said was, in a sing-song voice, tits and dragons, tits and dragons …

She should have appreciated that.

Tits is the one sexual slang that she hates. Just abhors the sound of the word tits. Every other word that can come out of a drunk trucker's mouth she'll use when behind the wheel, but tits gets you a big ol' stink eye.

I prefer the more playful term titties, and I find the c-word to be offensive to most women. I never liked it myself. I would probably be okay with tits and dragons in general but there's been way too much hype for that show for me to get on that bandwagon.

[tepista]

I would probably be okay with tits and dragons

I saw Tits n Dragons at the Whiskey in 86.

[Dr. Medulla]

I'm not much of a fan of it either, not because it's disrespectful or whatever, but it's just such a thin, tinny word for what it describes. It's onomatopoetically lacking.

Right, but that's what makes it fun to me. So much other sexual slang has a harsh bite to it, but tits is goofy sounding. Boobs even more so. Actually, all slang for breasts sound goofy.

My favorite is FUNBAGS!

We used to have some friends back in S'toon who had a very young boy. His mother was pretty thin and was fairly flat chested. Another friend in the group was "full figured" and the boy liked to sit on her lap and rest his head on her chest. He called her boobs "pillows" in the most innocent way imaginable. That term has stuck with me.

And that boy grew up to be prime minister!

Close but not quite. Last we heard, he'd become a cartoonist and looked like one of the guys from Skinny Puppy.


Which was super jarring given that when we knew him he was just this adorable boy with the biggest, sweetest grin.

[Dr. Medulla]

I'm not much of a fan of it either, not because it's disrespectful or whatever, but it's just such a thin, tinny word for what it describes. It's onomatopoetically lacking.

Right, but that's what makes it fun to me. So much other sexual slang has a harsh bite to it, but tits is goofy sounding. Boobs even more so. Actually, all slang for breasts sound goofy.

My favorite is FUNBAGS!

We used to have some friends back in S'toon who had a very young boy. His mother was pretty thin and was fairly flat chested. Another friend in the group was "full figured" and the boy liked to sit on her lap and rest his head on her chest. He called her boobs "pillows" in the most innocent way imaginable. That term has stuck with me.

Ha! Yes, I was trying to remember the song where pillows was used like that!

[Kory]

Right, but that's what makes it fun to me. So much other sexual slang has a harsh bite to it, but tits is goofy sounding. Boobs even more so. Actually, all slang for breasts sound goofy.

My favorite is FUNBAGS!

We used to have some friends back in S'toon who had a very young boy. His mother was pretty thin and was fairly flat chested. Another friend in the group was "full figured" and the boy liked to sit on her lap and rest his head on her chest. He called her boobs "pillows" in the most innocent way imaginable. That term has stuck with me.

And that boy grew up to be prime minister!

Close but not quite. Last we heard, he'd become a cartoonist and looked like one of the guys from Skinny Puppy.


Which was super jarring given that when we knew him he was just this adorable boy with the biggest, sweetest grin.

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