Tug it in Your Own Room, Please
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Tug it in Your Own Room, Please
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
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We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Re: Tug it in Your Own Room, Please
Semen related costs? THOUSANDS?
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Re: Tug it in Your Own Room, Please
They must grow them sperm a lot bigger in Michigan.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I wanna see the expense sheetWolter wrote:Semen related costs? THOUSANDS?
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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I could imagine that at, say, the Vivid Video corporate offices...tepista wrote:I wanna see the expense sheetWolter wrote:Semen related costs? THOUSANDS?
By the way, there's no way the U of M keeps me from JO-ing in the shower. No way in hell.
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"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Re: Tug it in Your Own Room, Please
You would think a gender-balanced, sports-and-binge-drinking state-run party school in fucking Ann-girls-are-easy-Arbor would have ample recepticles in the dorms to contain drain-clogging explosive cumshots.
We ain't talking MIT here.
We ain't talking MIT here.
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I dunno. That's pretty serious looking sign.Wolter wrote:By the way, there's no way the U of M keeps me from JO-ing in the shower. No way in hell.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Youo Canadians may be willing to suffer under the yoke of foreign masturbatory rules, but no King will ever keep me from showering in style...Dr. Medulla wrote:I dunno. That's pretty serious looking sign.Wolter wrote:By the way, there's no way the U of M keeps me from JO-ing in the shower. No way in hell.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
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Everything you need to know about loyalists and revolutionaries in 1776 …Wolter wrote:Youo Canadians may be willing to suffer under the yoke of foreign masturbatory rules, but no King will ever keep me from showering in style...Dr. Medulla wrote:I dunno. That's pretty serious looking sign.Wolter wrote:By the way, there's no way the U of M keeps me from JO-ing in the shower. No way in hell.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: Tug it in Your Own Room, Please
Do I get a second chance at a joke, this one is better
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
If you count legal expenses for the rape charges against athletes!Wolter wrote:Semen related costs? THOUSANDS?
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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That is the best website EVER>
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I've been playing with it for daysWolter wrote:That is the best website EVER>
(please take the above sentence out of context)
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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http://www.instantrimshot.com/tepista wrote:I've been playing with it for daysWolter wrote:That is the best website EVER>
(please take the above sentence out of context)
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
Re: Tug it in Your Own Room, Please
Im guessing theses sheets may be stuck together.tepista wrote:I wanna see the expense sheetWolter wrote:Semen related costs? THOUSANDS?
Ends up making payments on a sofa or a girl.
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http://www.instantrimshot.com/Stay Free wrote:Im guessing theses sheets may be stuck together.tepista wrote:I wanna see the expense sheetWolter wrote:Semen related costs? THOUSANDS?
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"