Tug it in Your Own Room, Please

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AdamRamone wrote:
KokaKola wrote:
AdamRamone wrote:I LOVE MY PENIS!
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Heh, that works really well next to your avatar... :D :lol:

that would be swell, if only I wanked it with my left arm. :shifty:

actually because I masturbate so much my left arm looks like of those tiny deformed ones and my right is like a weight lifters. hahaha

but seriously, I know a guy with that condition, and he always kicks my ass at pool. whats his secret? :shifty:
He's a fiddler crab.
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Wolter wrote:
AdamRamone wrote:
KokaKola wrote:
AdamRamone wrote:I LOVE MY PENIS!
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Heh, that works really well next to your avatar... :D :lol:

that would be swell, if only I wanked it with my left arm. :shifty:

actually because I masturbate so much my left arm looks like of those tiny deformed ones and my right is like a weight lifters. hahaha

but seriously, I know a guy with that condition, and he always kicks my ass at pool. whats his secret? :shifty:
He's a fiddler crab.
Shoot me! It's fiddler crab season!
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Re: Tug it in Your Own Room, Please

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
AdamRamone wrote:
KokaKola wrote:
AdamRamone wrote:I LOVE MY PENIS!
Image
Heh, that works really well next to your avatar... :D :lol:

that would be swell, if only I wanked it with my left arm. :shifty:

actually because I masturbate so much my left arm looks like of those tiny deformed ones and my right is like a weight lifters. hahaha

but seriously, I know a guy with that condition, and he always kicks my ass at pool. whats his secret? :shifty:
He's a fiddler crab.
Shoot me! It's fiddler crab season!
For using a Chuck Jones reference, you get one whole day without me picking on Canada.
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
AdamRamone wrote:
KokaKola wrote: Image
Heh, that works really well next to your avatar... :D :lol:

that would be swell, if only I wanked it with my left arm. :shifty:

actually because I masturbate so much my left arm looks like of those tiny deformed ones and my right is like a weight lifters. hahaha

but seriously, I know a guy with that condition, and he always kicks my ass at pool. whats his secret? :shifty:
He's a fiddler crab.
Shoot me! It's fiddler crab season!
For using a Chuck Jones reference, you get one whole day without me picking on Canada.
You're a total Canuck-bashing junkie (Canunkie?)—I'll believe it when it happens. Of course, if you're sincere, there's no reason why you can't be true to your word. I guess I'm just saying that there's a middle ground to this that well-meaning parties can agree to …
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
AdamRamone wrote:
that would be swell, if only I wanked it with my left arm. :shifty:

actually because I masturbate so much my left arm looks like of those tiny deformed ones and my right is like a weight lifters. hahaha

but seriously, I know a guy with that condition, and he always kicks my ass at pool. whats his secret? :shifty:
He's a fiddler crab.
Shoot me! It's fiddler crab season!
For using a Chuck Jones reference, you get one whole day without me picking on Canada.
You're a total Canuck-bashing junkie (Canunkie?)—I'll believe it when it happens. Of course, if you're sincere, there's no reason why you can't be true to your word. I guess I'm just saying that there's a middle ground to this that well-meaning parties can agree to …
Jesus, could you BE more...um...Swiss?
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:He's a fiddler crab.
Shoot me! It's fiddler crab season!
For using a Chuck Jones reference, you get one whole day without me picking on Canada.
You're a total Canuck-bashing junkie (Canunkie?)—I'll believe it when it happens. Of course, if you're sincere, there's no reason why you can't be true to your word. I guess I'm just saying that there's a middle ground to this that well-meaning parties can agree to …
Jesus, could you BE more...um...Swiss?
Canunkie slip …?
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AdamRamone wrote:
KokaKola wrote:
AdamRamone wrote:I LOVE MY PENIS!
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Heh, that works really well next to your avatar... :D :lol:

that would be swell, if only I wanked it with my left arm. :shifty:
My guy's a leftie.... but writes and does everything else with his right hand.

Multi-tasker. ;)
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This thread is halfway to Hall of Fame status.
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I don't trust them southpaws.
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eumaas wrote:I don't trust them southpaws.
It's just efficient... Business on the right, party on the left.

It's the mullet of the WankerWorld.
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KokaKola wrote:
eumaas wrote:I don't trust them southpaws.
It's just efficient... Business on the right, party on the left.

It's the mullet of the WankerWorld.

PS -- I think I'd actually go to that theme park..... ;)
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Rat Patrol wrote:This thread is halfway to Hall of Fame status.
In your opinion, what would take it to the next step? Because I'm willing to do most anything, even break Michigan's shower ordinance.
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KokaKola wrote:
eumaas wrote:I don't trust them southpaws.
It's just efficient... Business on the right, party on the left.

It's the mullet of the WankerWorld.
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Re: Tug it in Your Own Room, Please

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:This thread is halfway to Hall of Fame status.
In your opinion, what would take it to the next step? Because I'm willing to do most anything, even break Michigan's shower ordinance.
I'd JO into the vortex of a tornado if it'll help.
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:This thread is halfway to Hall of Fame status.
In your opinion, what would take it to the next step? Because I'm willing to do most anything, even break Michigan's shower ordinance.
I'd JO into the vortex of a tornado if it'll help.
Doesn't it then become a deadly flying projectile like a piece of straw splitting a telephone pole if it becomes airborne in a vortex (assuming you're still attached to it)?

There might be some unintentional bestiality with a flying cow involved too.

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