Rat Patrol wrote:t's the same generation that's been popping Viagra like candy to gain an extra edge for humping the couch hourly. They're well into game-rigging their already Ritalin- and food preservative-enhanced peak-age libidos. It would not surprise me in the least if the latest fad involved an extra 'kick' of laxative in the performance-enhancing drug cocktail.
Don't know if you peaked at the thread on SNews, but Tep, I think, posted that one of the new trends for young jockoid date rapists is to smear Preparation H on their chest before heading out on the hunt. And my reaction then remains the same: if that's the new expectation, if I was still single I'd switch to beating off full time. I wonder if penis replacement surgery becomes popular when all these fuckers find theirs completely non-functional or rotting off.
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Rat Patrol wrote:t's the same generation that's been popping Viagra like candy to gain an extra edge for humping the couch hourly. They're well into game-rigging their already Ritalin- and food preservative-enhanced peak-age libidos. It would not surprise me in the least if the latest fad involved an extra 'kick' of laxative in the performance-enhancing drug cocktail.
Don't know if you peaked at the thread on SNews, but Tep, I think, posted that one of the new trends for young jockoid date rapists is to smear Preparation H on their chest before heading out on the hunt. And my reaction then remains the same: if that's the new expectation, if I was still single I'd switch to beating off full time. I wonder if penis replacement surgery becomes popular when all these fuckers find theirs completely non-functional or rotting off.
Shockingly, none of the Snews regulars participated on that little gem of a thread.
Maybe it needs to be slipped into the Clash Family Pictures Stalking thread instead to click with them.
. . . . .
Later that evening, back in Brixton. . .
Paul (watching TV and eating a ham sandwich): *sniff* "Oi! Is that Preparation H I smell coming from the window?"
(from upstairs): "Daddy, the naked person is back shitting in the garden!"
Paul: "Gustave! Get me 'clubbing' bass out of the closet, then go hide with your brother in the laundry room."
(from upstairs): "You got it, Pop."
Paul (charging and swinging): "FUCK OFF MY SHRUBS, WANKER! I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SHIT YOUR KNICKERS ABOUT!"
Rat Patrol wrote:Later that evening, back in Brixton. . .
Paul (watching TV and eating a ham sandwich): *sniff* "Oi! Is that Preparation H I smell coming from the window?"
(from upstairs): "Daddy, the naked person is back shitting in the garden!"
Paul: "Gustave! Get me 'clubbing' bass out of the closet, then go hide with your brother in the laundry room."
(from upstairs): "You got it, Pop."
Paul (charging and swinging): "FUCK OFF MY SHRUBS, WANKER! I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SHIT YOUR KNICKERS ABOUT!"
Naked person, pulling up his trousers and running: Oi, mate, 'ow else am I gonna get my dickle tickled?
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Shockingly, none of the Snews regulars participated on that little gem of a thread.
Maybe it needs to be slipped into the Clash Family Pictures Stalking thread instead to click with them.
That thread was good times. Ahh, memories...
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Shockingly, none of the Snews regulars participated on that little gem of a thread.
Maybe it needs to be slipped into the Clash Family Pictures Stalking thread instead to click with them.
That thread was good times. Ahh, memories...
In defense (is de garden... sorry)... erm, in defense, I did LOOK at the page, just couldn't think of anything to add to the brilliance of Tep's original post.
...but I did spread the knowledge to my co-workers. :D
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KokaKola wrote:In defense (is de garden... sorry)... erm, in defense, I did LOOK at the page, just couldn't think of anything to add to the brilliance of Tep's original post.
...but I did spread the knowledge to my co-workers. :D
Yeah, but you're one of us too so it's okay.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
KokaKola wrote:In defense (is de garden... sorry)... erm, in defense, I did LOOK at the page, just couldn't think of anything to add to the brilliance of Tep's original post.
...but I did spread the knowledge to my co-workers. :D
KokaKola wrote:In defense (is de garden... sorry)... erm, in defense, I did LOOK at the page, just couldn't think of anything to add to the brilliance of Tep's original post.
...but I did spread the knowledge to my co-workers. :D
Yeah, but you're one of us too so it's okay.
*tips hat*
Thank'y kindly.
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