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Semen related costs? THOUSANDS?
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They must grow them sperm a lot bigger in Michigan.
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Wolter wrote:Semen related costs? THOUSANDS?
I wanna see the expense sheet
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tepista wrote:
Wolter wrote:Semen related costs? THOUSANDS?
I wanna see the expense sheet
I could imagine that at, say, the Vivid Video corporate offices...

By the way, there's no way the U of M keeps me from JO-ing in the shower. No way in hell.
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You would think a gender-balanced, sports-and-binge-drinking state-run party school in fucking Ann-girls-are-easy-Arbor would have ample recepticles in the dorms to contain drain-clogging explosive cumshots.

We ain't talking MIT here.
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Wolter wrote:By the way, there's no way the U of M keeps me from JO-ing in the shower. No way in hell.
I dunno. That's pretty serious looking sign.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:By the way, there's no way the U of M keeps me from JO-ing in the shower. No way in hell.
I dunno. That's pretty serious looking sign.
Youo Canadians may be willing to suffer under the yoke of foreign masturbatory rules, but no King will ever keep me from showering in style...
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:By the way, there's no way the U of M keeps me from JO-ing in the shower. No way in hell.
I dunno. That's pretty serious looking sign.
Youo Canadians may be willing to suffer under the yoke of foreign masturbatory rules, but no King will ever keep me from showering in style...
Everything you need to know about loyalists and revolutionaries in 1776 …
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Do I get a second chance at a joke, this one is better
Wolter wrote:Semen related costs? THOUSANDS?
If you count legal expenses for the rape charges against athletes!

http://www.instantrimshot.com/
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That is the best website EVER>
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Wolter wrote:That is the best website EVER>
I've been playing with it for days

(please take the above sentence out of context)
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tepista wrote:
Wolter wrote:That is the best website EVER>
I've been playing with it for days

(please take the above sentence out of context)
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
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tepista wrote:
Wolter wrote:Semen related costs? THOUSANDS?
I wanna see the expense sheet
Im guessing theses sheets may be stuck together.
Ends up making payments on a sofa or a girl.
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Stay Free wrote:
tepista wrote:
Wolter wrote:Semen related costs? THOUSANDS?
I wanna see the expense sheet
Im guessing theses sheets may be stuck together.
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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