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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 May 2019, 7:24pm
Cool, it's military-humping night in baseball. Both the Red Sox and Astros are wearing camo crap. But it's wrong when players "get political" …
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Sox-Astros on Fox. Joe Buck sounds like he's been huffing helium. Or he's recently been castrated.
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Hmm... starting to think the Jays might be bad.

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Inder wrote:
20 May 2019, 4:21pm
Hmm... starting to think the Jays might be bad.
But not as bad as the Orioles.

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Pedroia may never play again. I know lately he's been eclipsed by Mookie, and he lived under Papi's shadow for so long, but man, I'm going to miss him if this is it. He's probably Hall of Very, Very Good instead of Hall of Fame, but man, I'm going to miss the Laser Show.

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Boddington wrote:
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Pedroia may never play again. I know lately he's been eclipsed by Mookie, and he lived under Papi's shadow for so long, but man, I'm going to miss him if this is it. He's probably Hall of Very, Very Good instead of Hall of Fame, but man, I'm going to miss the Laser Show.
Fucking Machado. If he had stayed healthy, he'd have been a solid HoF candidate. He was Tanner Boyle, but a really good version. Really easy guy to root for because you always knew he'd go all out.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 May 2019, 2:05pm
What the hell is he doing?
https://deadspin.com/todd-frazier-eats- ... 1835091783
FAIL. I see no evidence that he used maple syrup and eating pancakes, waffles or French toast without maple syrup should be outlawed.

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revbob wrote:
29 May 2019, 8:40pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 May 2019, 2:05pm
What the hell is he doing?
https://deadspin.com/todd-frazier-eats- ... 1835091783
FAIL. I see no evidence that he used maple syrup and eating pancakes, waffles or French toast without maple syrup should be outlawed.
He's a Met. He probably dumped peanut butter on his pancakes.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 May 2019, 8:51pm
revbob wrote:
29 May 2019, 8:40pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 May 2019, 2:05pm
What the hell is he doing?
https://deadspin.com/todd-frazier-eats- ... 1835091783
FAIL. I see no evidence that he used maple syrup and eating pancakes, waffles or French toast without maple syrup should be outlawed.
He's a Met. He probably dumped peanut butter on his pancakes.
I've had Elvis pancakes with bacon, peanut butter, and sliced bananas. They were good.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
29 May 2019, 9:57pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 May 2019, 8:51pm
revbob wrote:
29 May 2019, 8:40pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 May 2019, 2:05pm
What the hell is he doing?
https://deadspin.com/todd-frazier-eats- ... 1835091783
FAIL. I see no evidence that he used maple syrup and eating pancakes, waffles or French toast without maple syrup should be outlawed.
He's a Met. He probably dumped peanut butter on his pancakes.
I've had Elvis pancakes with bacon, peanut butter, and sliced bananas. They were good.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
29 May 2019, 9:57pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 May 2019, 8:51pm
revbob wrote:
29 May 2019, 8:40pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 May 2019, 2:05pm
What the hell is he doing?
https://deadspin.com/todd-frazier-eats- ... 1835091783
FAIL. I see no evidence that he used maple syrup and eating pancakes, waffles or French toast without maple syrup should be outlawed.
He's a Met. He probably dumped peanut butter on his pancakes.
I've had Elvis pancakes with bacon, peanut butter, and sliced bananas. They were good.
I see bacon listed and then you lose me. Also even with bacon they require maple syrup aka Vermont's Finest

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