Imaginary Christmas presents for forum members

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Imaginary Christmas presents for forum members

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I reckon Flex would dig this...

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I'm getting this for Kory:

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Got a Rake? Sure!

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Hanukkah is early this year, but I do not want:

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Heston wrote:
03 Oct 2018, 4:09pm
I reckon Flex would dig this...

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He'll get spare parts and a can oil and like it!

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revbob wrote:
03 Oct 2018, 8:27pm
Heston wrote:
03 Oct 2018, 4:09pm
I reckon Flex would dig this...

Image
He'll get spare parts and a can oil and like it!
I’m writing “Former Mayor” on a sash.
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Wolter wrote:
03 Oct 2018, 9:04pm
revbob wrote:
03 Oct 2018, 8:27pm
Heston wrote:
03 Oct 2018, 4:09pm
I reckon Flex would dig this...

Image
He'll get spare parts and a can oil and like it!
I’m writing “Former Mayor” on a sash.
And the tinest of scissors as a reminder of power lost.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Oct 2018, 9:37pm
Wolter wrote:
03 Oct 2018, 9:04pm
revbob wrote:
03 Oct 2018, 8:27pm
Heston wrote:
03 Oct 2018, 4:09pm
I reckon Flex would dig this...

Image
He'll get spare parts and a can oil and like it!
I’m writing “Former Mayor” on a sash.
And the tinest of scissors as a reminder of power lost.
Safety scissors with rounded tips.

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IMCT is always easy to shop for: viewtopic.php?f=4&t=9470
:idea:

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JennyB wrote:
03 Oct 2018, 4:19pm
I'm getting this for Kory:

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The word image?
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Kory wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 2:25pm
JennyB wrote:
03 Oct 2018, 4:19pm
I'm getting this for Kory:

Image
The word image?
Well I can see it, it's very you.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 2:47pm
Kory wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 2:25pm
JennyB wrote:
03 Oct 2018, 4:19pm
I'm getting this for Kory:

Image
The word image?
Well I can see it, it's very you.
I see it too...

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revbob wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 5:29pm
Heston wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 2:47pm
Kory wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 2:25pm
JennyB wrote:
03 Oct 2018, 4:19pm
I'm getting this for Kory:

Image
The word image?
Well I can see it, it's very you.
I see it too...
I don’t.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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Wolter wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 5:59pm
revbob wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 5:29pm
Heston wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 2:47pm
Kory wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 2:25pm
JennyB wrote:
03 Oct 2018, 4:19pm
I'm getting this for Kory:

Image
The word image?
Well I can see it, it's very you.
I see it too...
I don’t.
pizza.jpg
pizza.jpg (11.12 KiB) Viewed 2925 times
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 6:09pm
Wolter wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 5:59pm
revbob wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 5:29pm
Heston wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 2:47pm
Kory wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 2:25pm


The word image?
Well I can see it, it's very you.
I see it too...
I don’t.
pizza.jpg
Too much pep, not enough coriander.
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc

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Kory wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 6:29pm
Heston wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 6:09pm
Wolter wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 5:59pm
revbob wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 5:29pm
Heston wrote:
04 Oct 2018, 2:47pm


Well I can see it, it's very you.
I see it too...
I don’t.
pizza.jpg
Too much pep, not enough coriander.
Those are beetroot slices on a bed of yellow peppers.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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