Middle age chocolate spread for fatties

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Hazelnut is vile stuff.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
17 Aug 2018, 4:49pm
Hazelnut is vile stuff.
Your nuts!
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matedog wrote:
17 Aug 2018, 4:49pm
Hazelnut is vile stuff.
Hoyli Gooddog. My wife hates hazelnut. I like it fine. I can live without it, but it’s fine.
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Wolter wrote:
17 Aug 2018, 5:10pm
I like it fine. I can live without it, but it’s fine.
My position. Haven't had it in years but liked it when I last did, yet don't get the insane devotion it gets.
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Wolter wrote:
17 Aug 2018, 5:10pm
matedog wrote:
17 Aug 2018, 4:49pm
Hazelnut is vile stuff.
Hoyli Gooddog. My wife hates hazelnut. I like it fine. I can live without it, but it’s fine.
We can listen to Billy Joel and not eat hazelnut. When I get bored, I can hang out with you and not eat cilantro and listen to post-grunge.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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I've abstained from chocolate for 5 weeks, I'd give Hooky's left nutella for some now.
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matedog wrote:
17 Aug 2018, 4:49pm
Hazelnut is vile stuff.
By far the worst of those hateful Lindor truffles is the hazlenut variety. I found it so traumatic that I could rid myself of the memory of the taste for two weeks.
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As a kid I never had Nutella or peanut butter so now as an adult I don’t eat either.

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101Walterton wrote:
17 Aug 2018, 6:03pm
As a kid I never had Nutella or peanut butter so now as an adult I don’t eat either.
You poor little mite.
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101Walterton wrote:
17 Aug 2018, 6:03pm
As a kid I never had Nutella or peanut butter so now as an adult I don’t eat either.
Me neither, it was was jam or sugar in my household.
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Heston wrote:
17 Aug 2018, 6:13pm
101Walterton wrote:
17 Aug 2018, 6:03pm
As a kid I never had Nutella or peanut butter so now as an adult I don’t eat either.
Me neither, it was was jam or sugar in my household.
We were so poor when I was young that five of us lived in a baked bean tin in the middle of the road. As soon as me dad got a pay rise we moved on up to a carboard box...oh the luxury.
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Marky Dread wrote:
17 Aug 2018, 6:18pm
Heston wrote:
17 Aug 2018, 6:13pm
101Walterton wrote:
17 Aug 2018, 6:03pm
As a kid I never had Nutella or peanut butter so now as an adult I don’t eat either.
Me neither, it was was jam or sugar in my household.
We were so poor when I was young that five of us lived in a baked bean tin in the middle of the road. As soon as me dad got a pay rise we moved on up to a carboard box...oh the luxury.
I realised how Monty Python it sounded (and nearly added the bit about licking moisture off the roads for drinking water) but it was actually true when I were a boy, young lad.
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I didn't even know Nutella existed until college. Was it always in the states or was there just a big push around 2003?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
17 Aug 2018, 6:44pm
I didn't even know Nutella existed until college. Was it always in the states or was there just a big push around 2003?
I'd never heard of it in the UK until the early 80s. I think it had a big launch over here because one minute it wasn't there, then it was absolutely everywhere.
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