Mark Wahlberg

[Dr. Medulla]

Definitely. Easily the most thoughtful of the bunch. Probably a function of him being an educator as well.

Even there, he seemed a bit of a weirdo to me. Again, not in an offensive way, just odd.

Isnt that what y9ur students say about you

Based on what they've said to other people in the department, who then rat them out, yes. Hey, I could be a Star Trek captain!

Wear it as a badge of honor.

Less keen on the student whose nickname for me (I was later told) was Billy Corgan. C'mon, there are other bald musicians who aren't total assclowns to choose from!

[revbob]

Even there, he seemed a bit of a weirdo to me. Again, not in an offensive way, just odd.

Isnt that what y9ur students say about you

Based on what they've said to other people in the department, who then rat them out, yes. Hey, I could be a Star Trek captain!

Wear it as a badge of honor.

Less keen on the student whose nickname for me (I was later told) was Billy Corgan. C'mon, there are other bald musicians who aren't total assclowns to choose from!

I don't think you can pull off Sinead O'Connor.

If you grew a Marx beard maybe Michael Stipe

[Dr. Medulla]

Isnt that what y9ur students say about you

Based on what they've said to other people in the department, who then rat them out, yes. Hey, I could be a Star Trek captain!

Wear it as a badge of honor.

Less keen on the student whose nickname for me (I was later told) was Billy Corgan. C'mon, there are other bald musicians who aren't total assclowns to choose from!

I don't think you can pull off Sinead O'Connor.

If you grew a Marx beard maybe Michael Stipe

On the whole, I'd be good with Michael Stipe. Or Eno.

[JennyB]

Even there, he seemed a bit of a weirdo to me. Again, not in an offensive way, just odd.

Isnt that what y9ur students say about you

Based on what they've said to other people in the department, who then rat them out, yes. Hey, I could be a Star Trek captain!

Wear it as a badge of honor.

Less keen on the student whose nickname for me (I was later told) was Billy Corgan. C'mon, there are other bald musicians who aren't total assclowns to choose from!

FFS, are they not aware of the existence of Ian MacKaye, whom you slightly resemble?

[Dr. Medulla]

Isnt that what y9ur students say about you

Based on what they've said to other people in the department, who then rat them out, yes. Hey, I could be a Star Trek captain!

Wear it as a badge of honor.

Less keen on the student whose nickname for me (I was later told) was Billy Corgan. C'mon, there are other bald musicians who aren't total assclowns to choose from!

FFS, are they not aware of the existence of Ian MacKaye, whom you slightly resemble?

Slightly resemble is an overstatement, I'd say, other than our collection of combs. But I'll take that, especially if the alternative is Billy fucking Corgan.

[revbob]

Yeah I want to say Ian has a longer, narrower face with a more pronounced nose.

Im not sure you even look like Corddry now that you shed a few lbs.

It could be worse, they could call you... you know who.

[Dr. Medulla]

Yeah I want to say Ian has a longer, narrower face with a more pronounced nose.

Im not sure you even look like Corddry now that you shed a few lbs.

It could be worse, they could call you... you know who.

Lex Luthor? Mr. Clean? Michael Jordan?

[revbob]

Yeah I want to say Ian has a longer, narrower face with a more pronounced nose.

Im not sure you even look like Corddry now that you shed a few lbs.

It could be worse, they could call you... you know who.

Lex Luthor? Mr. Clean? Michael Jordan?

I didn't want to mention his name with Jenny around...

[Dr. Medulla]

Yeah I want to say Ian has a longer, narrower face with a more pronounced nose.

Im not sure you even look like Corddry now that you shed a few lbs.

It could be worse, they could call you... you know who.

Lex Luthor? Mr. Clean? Michael Jordan?

I didn't want to mention his name with Jenny around...

You sonofabitch …!

[revbob]

Yeah I want to say Ian has a longer, narrower face with a more pronounced nose.

Im not sure you even look like Corddry now that you shed a few lbs.

It could be worse, they could call you... you know who.

Lex Luthor? Mr. Clean? Michael Jordan?

I didn't want to mention his name with Jenny around...

You sonofabitch …!

Im not comparing him to you, just saying there's things worse than asshole from the smashing blumpkins.

[Dr. Medulla]

Yeah I want to say Ian has a longer, narrower face with a more pronounced nose.

Im not sure you even look like Corddry now that you shed a few lbs.

It could be worse, they could call you... you know who.

Lex Luthor? Mr. Clean? Michael Jordan?

I didn't want to mention his name with Jenny around...

You sonofabitch …!

Im not comparing him to you, just saying there's things worse than asshole from the smashing blumpkins.

But now the possibility is out there. And I'm angry at Hoyston all over again.

[revbob]

Lex Luthor? Mr. Clean? Michael Jordan?

I didn't want to mention his name with Jenny around...

You sonofabitch …!

Im not comparing him to you, just saying there's things worse than asshole from the smashing blumpkins.

But now the possibility is out there. And I'm angry at Hoyston all over again.

What on earth made you stop in the first place?

[Dr. Medulla]

I didn't want to mention his name with Jenny around...

You sonofabitch …!

Im not comparing him to you, just saying there's things worse than asshole from the smashing blumpkins.

But now the possibility is out there. And I'm angry at Hoyston all over again.

What on earth made you stop in the first place?

It's important to allow an ebb and flow to these things lest you burn out altogether. One never wants to lose that anger for good.

[revbob]

You sonofabitch …!

Im not comparing him to you, just saying there's things worse than asshole from the smashing blumpkins.

But now the possibility is out there. And I'm angry at Hoyston all over again.

What on earth made you stop in the first place?

It's important to allow an ebb and flow to these things lest you burn out altogether. One never wants to lose that anger for good.

You want to have a steady idle I think.

[Rat Patrol]

Fuck this no talent hackberg douche. I hate everything about Marky Mark and fuck the funky bunch too. I Piss on his club seat and shit in his kangol Celtics flat cap. Contemptible low rent twat.

So how do you feel about Donnie?

I like Donnie OK.

Who married Jenny McCarthy after she killed scores of children with her anti-vaxxer nonsense? And campaigned for Marco Fucking Rubio for Preznit in 2016? And he makes bank "acting" on the most insipid cop-fellating show on primetime TV?

No thanks.