The Salad Cream Diary
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Somebody let Heston know that.
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You need to buy Birdseye Cod fish fingers or genuine English pork pie. Until you do you are wasting this precious liquid.
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Christ all you demanded was that I buy the goddamn sauce. Now I gotta find all this other nonsense. Do I have to go through the trouble of making a goddamn pork pie?
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
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I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
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This what you need, Dickson's world famous pork pies. Is it possible to post them to you?
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Their food matches their skin part II.Heston wrote: ↑18 Jun 2018, 7:52pmThis what you need, Dickson's world famous pork pies. Is it possible to post them to you?
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You would eat this and you would god damn enjoy it.
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Gene, I’m just trying to help. I think you should stop eating this ‘food’ and see a doctor posthaste.
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I'd be down to 120 lbs within 3 months of moving to Hestonia.
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BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑18 Jun 2018, 7:57pmTheir food matches their skin part II.Heston wrote: ↑18 Jun 2018, 7:52pmThis what you need, Dickson's world famous pork pies. Is it possible to post them to you?
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Uhh I am not eating posted pork.Heston wrote: ↑18 Jun 2018, 7:52pmThis what you need, Dickson's world famous pork pies. Is it possible to post them to you?
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— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
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— Clashy
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What if it’s sealed in a condom?eumaas wrote: ↑18 Jun 2018, 9:30pmUhh I am not eating posted pork.Heston wrote: ↑18 Jun 2018, 7:52pmThis what you need, Dickson's world famous pork pies. Is it possible to post them to you?
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Re: The Salad Cream Diary
To be fair if you check previous threads you will note that the value of Salad Cream is only recommended for use with certain foods.
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My best attempt at making a Cross of St George out of salad cream and ketchup.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy