The Salad Cream Diary

[eumaas]

Somebody let Heston know that.

[101Walterton]

Somebody let Heston know that.

Heston eats a kid’s diet, pot noodle and fish fingers.

[Heston]

You need to buy Birdseye Cod fish fingers or genuine English pork pie. Until you do you are wasting this precious liquid.

[eumaas]

You need to buy Birdseye Cod fish fingers or genuine English pork pie. Until you do you are wasting this precious liquid.

Christ all you demanded was that I buy the goddamn sauce. Now I gotta find all this other nonsense. Do I have to go through the trouble of making a goddamn pork pie?

[Heston]

You need to buy Birdseye Cod fish fingers or genuine English pork pie. Until you do you are wasting this precious liquid.

Christ all you demanded was that I buy the goddamn sauce. Now I gotta find all this other nonsense. Do I have to go through the trouble of making a goddamn pork pie?

This what you need, Dickson's world famous pork pies. Is it possible to post them to you?

[BostonBeaneater]

You need to buy Birdseye Cod fish fingers or genuine English pork pie. Until you do you are wasting this precious liquid.

Christ all you demanded was that I buy the goddamn sauce. Now I gotta find all this other nonsense. Do I have to go through the trouble of making a goddamn pork pie?

This what you need, Dickson's world famous pork pies. Is it possible to post them to you?

Their food matches their skin part II.

[Heston]

Their food matches their skin part II.

You would eat this and you would god damn enjoy it.

[BostonBeaneater]

Gene, I’m just trying to help. I think you should stop eating this ‘food’ and see a doctor posthaste.

[Dr. Medulla]

I'd be down to 120 lbs within 3 months of moving to Hestonia.

[BostonBeaneater]

Their food matches their skin part II.

You would eat this and you would god damn enjoy it.

That looks like a White Castle production. I do love White Castle.

[revbob]

You need to buy Birdseye Cod fish fingers or genuine English pork pie. Until you do you are wasting this precious liquid.

Christ all you demanded was that I buy the goddamn sauce. Now I gotta find all this other nonsense. Do I have to go through the trouble of making a goddamn pork pie?

This what you need, Dickson's world famous pork pies. Is it possible to post them to you?

Their food matches their skin part II.

[eumaas]

You need to buy Birdseye Cod fish fingers or genuine English pork pie. Until you do you are wasting this precious liquid.

Christ all you demanded was that I buy the goddamn sauce. Now I gotta find all this other nonsense. Do I have to go through the trouble of making a goddamn pork pie?

This what you need, Dickson's world famous pork pies. Is it possible to post them to you?

Uhh I am not eating posted pork.

[Wolter]

You need to buy Birdseye Cod fish fingers or genuine English pork pie. Until you do you are wasting this precious liquid.

Christ all you demanded was that I buy the goddamn sauce. Now I gotta find all this other nonsense. Do I have to go through the trouble of making a goddamn pork pie?

This what you need, Dickson's world famous pork pies. Is it possible to post them to you?

Uhh I am not eating posted pork.

What if it’s sealed in a condom?

[101Walterton]

You need to buy Birdseye Cod fish fingers or genuine English pork pie. Until you do you are wasting this precious liquid.

Christ all you demanded was that I buy the goddamn sauce. Now I gotta find all this other nonsense. Do I have to go through the trouble of making a goddamn pork pie?

To be fair if you check previous threads you will note that the value of Salad Cream is only recommended for use with certain foods.

[eumaas]

My best attempt at making a Cross of St George out of salad cream and ketchup.

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