The Salad Cream Diary

[101Walterton]

My best attempt at making a Cross of St George out of salad cream and ketchup. 587CEE78-CEE7-4A05-9B53-9A288D0BA863.jpeg

Are you keeping that Salad Cream in the fridge?

[eumaas]

My best attempt at making a Cross of St George out of salad cream and ketchup. 587CEE78-CEE7-4A05-9B53-9A288D0BA863.jpeg

Are you keeping that Salad Cream in the fridge?

Yes. Am I not supposed to?

[101Walterton]

My best attempt at making a Cross of St George out of salad cream and ketchup. 587CEE78-CEE7-4A05-9B53-9A288D0BA863.jpeg

Are you keeping that Salad Cream in the fridge?

Yes. Am I not supposed to?

Best at room temperature however guess that depends on the room. You can keep in fridge but pantry is better if not too warm.

[BostonBeaneater]

I always see Gene as a young Stalin in my minds eye. This thread is bringing it all right home.

[eumaas]

My best attempt at making a Cross of St George out of salad cream and ketchup. 587CEE78-CEE7-4A05-9B53-9A288D0BA863.jpeg

Are you keeping that Salad Cream in the fridge?

Yes. Am I not supposed to?

Best at room temperature however guess that depends on the room. You can keep in fridge but pantry is better if not too warm.

Out of the question, I’m afraid. It’s going to be 97°f/36.11°c at over 50% humidity tomorrow and my air conditioner is going to struggle to keep up. The salad cream would certainly spoil.

[BostonBeaneater]

Out of the question, I’m afraid. It’s going to be 97°f/36.11°c at over 50% humidity tomorrow and my air conditioner is going to struggle to keep up. The salad cream would certainly spoil.

That’s like a word for word Stalin quote.

[eumaas]

Out of the question, I’m afraid. It’s going to be 97°f/36.11°c at over 50% humidity tomorrow and my air conditioner is going to struggle to keep up. The salad cream would certainly spoil.

That’s like a word for word Stalin quote.

My generals are all Trotskyite boyfuckers!

[Silent Majority]

I would love a film that was just Jason Issacs as Zhukov strutting through a day's work.

[Dr. Medulla]

I've got a friend who bears a resemblance to young Stalin. Better yet, his name is actually Joe, so I spell it Iosef in emails.

[JennyB]

You need to buy Birdseye Cod fish fingers or genuine English pork pie. Until you do you are wasting this precious liquid.

Christ all you demanded was that I buy the goddamn sauce. Now I gotta find all this other nonsense. Do I have to go through the trouble of making a goddamn pork pie?

This what you need, Dickson's world famous pork pies. Is it possible to post them to you?

What the hell is wrong with you people?

[JennyB]

I love Jason Issacs.

Fixed for JennyB

[Wolter]

You need to buy Birdseye Cod fish fingers or genuine English pork pie. Until you do you are wasting this precious liquid.

Christ all you demanded was that I buy the goddamn sauce. Now I gotta find all this other nonsense. Do I have to go through the trouble of making a goddamn pork pie?

This what you need, Dickson's world famous pork pies. Is it possible to post them to you?

What the hell is wrong with you people?

JennyB says what we’re all thinking.

[101Walterton]

You need to buy Birdseye Cod fish fingers or genuine English pork pie. Until you do you are wasting this precious liquid.

Christ all you demanded was that I buy the goddamn sauce. Now I gotta find all this other nonsense. Do I have to go through the trouble of making a goddamn pork pie?

This what you need, Dickson's world famous pork pies. Is it possible to post them to you?

What the hell is wrong with you people?

JennyB says what we’re all thinking.

Put a lid on it!!!

[Mimi]

That stuff almost looks like kielbasa wrapped in pie crust. I could almost get behind that as a treat every six months or so. What do those things taste like?

[Dr. Medulla]

That stuff almost looks like kielbasa wrapped in pie crust. I could almost get behind that as a treat every six months or so. What do those things taste like?

Heston's underwear.