The Salad Cream Diary
The Salad Cream Diary
Not even sure how to use this shit. I guess I will put some on a little andouille.
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Re: The Salad Cream Diary
It'd be appropriate to smother some Piggly Wiggly-brand pastrami with it. With a phone handy to call 9-1-1.
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I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
Re: The Salad Cream Diary
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
Re: The Salad Cream Diary
It doesn’t taste like mayo so much as it tastes like slaw dressing (the sauce in store-bought coleslaw), i.e. it is full of sugar and has a vinegared sourness. I prefer ordinary mayo. Over the course of the week I will be trying it on various foods. I would appreciate suggestions from my English friends on here.
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I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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Re: The Salad Cream Diary
Edam or cheddar cheese sandwich
Pork pie
Pork pie
Re: The Salad Cream Diary
Here's your suggestion: get rid of the salad cream and buy some brown sauce.
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I tried to make a cheese sandwich with it and it was disastrous. I'm sort of avoiding bread anyway. So tomorrow I'm going to try something else.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
Re: The Salad Cream Diary
I'm gonna try to combine it with roast garlic to see if I can make it taste better than what it is (which is cheapo slaw dressing).
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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Re: The Salad Cream Diary
Is it just a less flavorful ranch dressing?
Re: The Salad Cream Diary
Buy coleslaw from the grocery store. Remove the coleslaw, leaving only the liquid. It's like that in flavor but closer in texture to ketchup. So if you took mayo and added vinegar and sugar, there you go. It is singularly unimpressive and not as good as ordinary mayo. However, I am going to continue to experiment with it because it cost $7.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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Suitable words for your tombstone.
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Wasn't that in your marriage vows?
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All I recall was loudly adding "AND OBEY" to the end of every sentence.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑18 Jun 2018, 4:06pmWasn't that in your marriage vows?
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Let’s not lose sight of the fact this is kid’s food