I added that word you forgot, bro-hound.tepista wrote:thanks BBEBostonBeaneater wrote:You'll have to join Hook and I on our home improvement circle jerk. Congratulations.
Tepista is a Homo
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”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
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Listen funboy, you only know that because you eat the ookie-gookie cookie.Wolter wrote:I added that word you forgot, bro-hound.tepista wrote:thanks BBEBostonBeaneater wrote:You'll have to join Hook and I on our home improvement circle jerk. Congratulations.
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My parents' brown, dead, dog poop-strewn yard and crumbling deck and driveway can be seen from space on Google Satellite. It's the most conspicuous plot on the street by far because of the deep green patch next door from the neighbors who spend thousands and have depleted the whole town's water table obsessively manicuring their yard to scientific perfection for the kind of intra-neighborhood bragging rights treasured only those who embrace the crapulence of soul-destroying suburban sprawl to its fullest. My mom did a facepalm in embarrassment when I zoomed in on the yard on the satellite shot and said, "See, you can't miss us!"threecoffins wrote:Growing up, I lived in the weirdo house on a painfully manicured subdivision street. We were the ones with the uncut grass and a big, twisted, lop-sided pine tree smack in the middle of the front year. Wave that freak-flag, baby!Mimi wrote:Don't worry. We lived in our old suburb for five years and hardly anyone ever spoke to us. Now we have cows for neighbors and we prefer it that way. They're a lot friendlier. And funner too.
I like my 5 foot wide strip of unfenced asphalt dividing my triple-decker from the neighbors. The ivy with all the sparrow nests covering the building next door is all the lawn I need to look at. And I don't even have to mow or weedwack a damn thing when I do building-super type stuff for the landlord...just bust out the spray bottle of Round-Up when the weeds get going in the tiny but nicely plush front garden or in the driveway cracks. I use the big city park on the converted landfill 3 blocks away when I want to use a patch of dirt recreationally. Your average hypercompetitive suburban lawn nazi won't even step on his own yard for paranoia of trampling his own precious blades. And I don't have to tell punk no-good kids to get off my damn lawn and that I'm keeping their damn ball, either. I can just lean over from my desk, silently raise the screen through the curtains, and nail them anonymously with the squirt gun when the pudgy little monsters drop their candy wrappers from the convenience store across the street into the little strip of dirt under the window.
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Whatever, Mass-Pirate. Don't think for a minute the rest of us can't figure it out when you nancycakes go on about spending the whole weekend "stripping."BostonBeaneater wrote:Listen funboy, you only know that because you eat the ookie-gookie cookie.Wolter wrote:I added that word you forgot, bro-hound.tepista wrote:thanks BBEBostonBeaneater wrote:You'll have to join Hook and I on our home improvement circle jerk. Congratulations.
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Just one look at your avitar and everyone knows who the funboy is. I love it when you make that face, it lets me know I'm doing it right.Wolter wrote:Whatever, Mass-Pirate. Don't think for a minute the rest of us can't figure it out when you nancycakes go on about spending the whole weekend "stripping."BostonBeaneater wrote:Listen funboy, you only know that because you eat the ookie-gookie cookie.Wolter wrote:I added that word you forgot, bro-hound.tepista wrote:thanks BBEBostonBeaneater wrote:You'll have to join Hook and I on our home improvement circle jerk. Congratulations.
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Please. I only make that face to set off your hair trigger so you'll roll over and leave me alone.BostonBeaneater wrote:Just one look at your avitar and everyone knows who the funboy is. I love it when you make that face, it lets me know I'm doing it right.Wolter wrote:Whatever, Mass-Pirate. Don't think for a minute the rest of us can't figure it out when you nancycakes go on about spending the whole weekend "stripping."BostonBeaneater wrote:Listen funboy, you only know that because you eat the ookie-gookie cookie.Wolter wrote:I added that word you forgot, bro-hound.tepista wrote: thanks BBE
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dude. if you have mexican neighbors. befriend them. they can give you tacos.
us mexicans we are taco-masters, but....you scratch my hairy mexican back and ill scratch yours
us mexicans we are taco-masters, but....you scratch my hairy mexican back and ill scratch yours
big business it dont like you
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Good, we both get what we want. Here's a towel.Wolter wrote:Please. I only make that face to set off your hair trigger so you'll roll over and leave me alone.BostonBeaneater wrote:Just one look at your avitar and everyone knows who the funboy is. I love it when you make that face, it lets me know I'm doing it right.Wolter wrote:Whatever, Mass-Pirate. Don't think for a minute the rest of us can't figure it out when you nancycakes go on about spending the whole weekend "stripping."BostonBeaneater wrote:Listen funboy, you only know that because you eat the ookie-gookie cookie.Wolter wrote: I added that word you forgot, bro-hound.
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Hey! Not that one! Those are for guests.BostonBeaneater wrote:Good, we both get what we want. Here's a towel.Wolter wrote:Please. I only make that face to set off your hair trigger so you'll roll over and leave me alone.BostonBeaneater wrote:Just one look at your avitar and everyone knows who the funboy is. I love it when you make that face, it lets me know I'm doing it right.Wolter wrote:Whatever, Mass-Pirate. Don't think for a minute the rest of us can't figure it out when you nancycakes go on about spending the whole weekend "stripping."BostonBeaneater wrote: Listen funboy, you only know that because you eat the ookie-gookie cookie.
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Just take my t-shirt then. Pillow talk time!Wolter wrote:Hey! Not that one! Those are for guests.BostonBeaneater wrote:Good, we both get what we want. Here's a towel.Wolter wrote:Please. I only make that face to set off your hair trigger so you'll roll over and leave me alone.BostonBeaneater wrote:Just one look at your avitar and everyone knows who the funboy is. I love it when you make that face, it lets me know I'm doing it right.Wolter wrote: Whatever, Mass-Pirate. Don't think for a minute the rest of us can't figure it out when you nancycakes go on about spending the whole weekend "stripping."
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That's what I was going to post. Maybe five months after we bought our place, the bottom of the water heater cracked and needed to be replaced. It was a symbolic moment of realization and profanity.JennyB wrote:The main thing that sucks about being a homeowner is not being able to call the landlord anytime something breaks.
Congrats, T. There is a psychological lift from owning your own home—you'll get it once you're settled in.
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I know, I love Mexicans, I always have, but they have so many fucking kids.AdamRamone wrote:dude. if you have mexican neighbors. befriend them. they can give you tacos.
us mexicans we are taco-masters, but....you scratch my hairy mexican back and ill scratch yours
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fuck yeah, most of us dont learn about masturbation until its too late.
but that goes for everyone, a lot of problems would be avoided if people just jacked off....or on.
but that goes for everyone, a lot of problems would be avoided if people just jacked off....or on.
big business it dont like you
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1 can of gas and 1 match = Jewish lightningtepista wrote:So any tips, advice, house things, etc. please let me know. Question one, how do I make sure that no neighbors ever speak to me or look me in the eye ever?
You'll be back in that hippster apartment. in no time
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get an antenna and say hasta la vista TWC. you're less than 20 miles from where the action is.
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