Let's talk about the flu

[Kory]

I get the shot when the mood strikes me—it changes from year to year. I did get sick three times in a row already though. I don't know what that means.

It means you're Anastasia, the lost Romanov daughter!

Like in the movie? Do I similarly get a pet bat named Bartok?

No. However, a Bolshevik will seek to murder you. Which probably isn't worth it, over all.

I'll be the judge of that

[Dr. Medulla]

I get the shot when the mood strikes me—it changes from year to year. I did get sick three times in a row already though. I don't know what that means.

It means you're Anastasia, the lost Romanov daughter!

Like in the movie? Do I similarly get a pet bat named Bartok?

No. However, a Bolshevik will seek to murder you. Which probably isn't worth it, over all.

I'll be the judge of that

I promise to come to your funeral and hum the Internationale.

[Flex]

No. However, a Bolshevik will seek to murder you. Which probably isn't worth it, over all.

This is correct, eumaas is trying to murder Kory.

[Dr. Medulla]

No. However, a Bolshevik will seek to murder you. Which probably isn't worth it, over all.

This is correct, eumaas is trying to murder Kory.

Gene really is the best kind of ratfink Commie.

[Rat Patrol]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gl ... mg00000009

Y'all are doin' it wrong!

[revbob]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gl ... mg00000009

Y'all are doin' it wrong!

So Mimi just needs to change her heathen ways?

[Dr. Medulla]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gl ... mg00000009

Y'all are doin' it wrong!

These are tough times, with tough choices. Sure, you could get a shot, but that might cause autism or chemtrail brain or something. But relying on prayer in your life has been shown to make you susceptible to complete bullshit. Think I'll stick with my Pat Robertson Age-Defying Shake, thank you very much.

[WestwayKid]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gl ... mg00000009

Y'all are doin' it wrong!

These are tough times, with tough choices. Sure, you could get a shot, but that might cause autism or chemtrail brain or something. But relying on prayer in your life has been shown to make you susceptible to complete bullshit. Think I'll stick with my Pat Robertson Age-Defying Shake, thank you very much.

I actually thought this was a joke, but then I looked it up and nope - real as can be and if you visit his official website - the comments are priceless!

I also have to admit that I was cavalier about not getting a flu shot in an earlier post and now I feel like I'm coming down with something which I hope is nothing more than the common cold...

[Dr. Medulla]

I also have to admit that I was cavalier about not getting a flu shot in an earlier post and now I feel like I'm coming down with something which I hope is nothing more than the common cold...

That's Jesus smiting you for not drinking a Pat Shake. That Jesus, after two thousand years, he's still pretty good with the smiting.

[Mimi]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gl ... mg00000009

Y'all are doin' it wrong!

So Mimi just needs to change her heathen ways?

That ain't gonna happen. Having too much fun.

[Kory]

No. However, a Bolshevik will seek to murder you. Which probably isn't worth it, over all.

This is correct, eumaas is trying to murder Kory.

Gene really is the best kind of ratfink Commie.

Better a bolshie than a nazi. IF I get to choose...

[Dr. Medulla]

No. However, a Bolshevik will seek to murder you. Which probably isn't worth it, over all.

This is correct, eumaas is trying to murder Kory.

Gene really is the best kind of ratfink Commie.

Better a bolshie than a nazi. IF I get to choose...

Vince ain't gonna travel across the ocean just for you, buttercup.

[101Walterton]

If you want to avoid flu just avoid people that is what I do.

[Dr. Medulla]

If you want to avoid flu just avoid people that is what I do.

[Kory]

No. However, a Bolshevik will seek to murder you. Which probably isn't worth it, over all.

This is correct, eumaas is trying to murder Kory.

Gene really is the best kind of ratfink Commie.

Better a bolshie than a nazi. IF I get to choose...

Vince ain't gonna travel across the ocean just for you, buttercup.

Another close call for my throat.