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https://deadspin.com/report-david-samso ... 1822944716

I could be appalled by a dumb rich guy being disgusted and throwing around his authority over nonsense, but I choose to laugh at the absurdity of a dumb rich guy being disgusted and throwing around his authority over nonsense.
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http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseb ... ts+Twitter

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Feb 2018, 7:12am
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseb ... ts+Twitter

As long as there are clouds in the sky, there will be old men to shake their fist at them.
this story rules
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Flex wrote:
13 Feb 2018, 12:52pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Feb 2018, 7:12am
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseb ... ts+Twitter

As long as there are clouds in the sky, there will be old men to shake their fist at them.
this story rules
My favorite bit:

“It is a joke. The game is becoming a freaking joke because of the nerds who are running it,” Gossage had said. “A bunch of f---ing nerds running the game.”
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
13 Feb 2018, 11:55pm
Flex wrote:
13 Feb 2018, 12:52pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Feb 2018, 7:12am
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseb ... ts+Twitter

As long as there are clouds in the sky, there will be old men to shake their fist at them.
this story rules
My favorite bit:

“It is a joke. The game is becoming a freaking joke because of the nerds who are running it,” Gossage had said. “A bunch of f---ing nerds running the game.”
Im betting in his younger days Gossage beat up his fair share of nerds and even has a name for his wedgie technique.

Revenge of the Nerds V: The Nerds Run the Show

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Would Goose and Schilling get along? On the one hand, they're both racist, tough-guy, big-mouthed white pitchers who are discomforted by a world that lets people not like them talk and stuff. But on the other, Schilling is into stats and video games and other nerd shit. Is what they both hate strong enough to overcome the extra stuff that just Goose hates? This calls for a pilgrimage to a remote Tibetan mountain to consult with a monk.
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Pitchers and catchers, baby. 😎😎😎

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Translated: Sing the song the right way.
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Lenny Dykstra: my Death Pool soulmate in his own bugfuck insane words. :kiss:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/featu ... ra-1082220

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Rat Patrol wrote:
16 Feb 2018, 12:29pm
Lenny Dykstra: my Death Pool soulmate in his own bugfuck insane words. :kiss:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/featu ... ra-1082220
He will be your Ronnie Biggs.
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tepista wrote:
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Welp, Gary Sanchez is fucked. He'll use up all his visits in the first inning.
https://deadspin.com/mlb-introduces-new ... 1823134604
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Feb 2018, 8:44am
Would Goose and Schilling get along? On the one hand, they're both racist, tough-guy, big-mouthed white pitchers who are discomforted by a world that lets people not like them talk and stuff. But on the other, Schilling is into stats and video games and other nerd shit. Is what they both hate strong enough to overcome the extra stuff that just Goose hates? This calls for a pilgrimage to a remote Tibetan mountain to consult with a monk.

I think they’d cozy up just fine.
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