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This is awesome! I've always heard the rumors about the place being haunted - but never knew it was a "thing" with MLB players. It's a cool old hotel.
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WestwayKid wrote:
31 Oct 2018, 3:50pm


This is awesome! I've always heard the rumors about the place being haunted - but never knew it was a "thing" with MLB players. It's a cool old hotel.
I am enjoying this.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
31 Oct 2018, 4:47pm
Irish, beer, arrest, Boston. Must be a day ending in y.
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"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble

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He was in the hospital, many of his teeth missing, with a fractured nose and five stab wounds.

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"Why...me and my quadmates, we've been lifelong fans of this team for damn near 2 fortnights, yessiree. . ."

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http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/2514 ... r-sentence

This is the inevitable consequence of entrusting your drug-infested piss to a guy named "Hawkeye".


(Cletus Williams bursts through wall in the 2015 MLB thread making spittle-soaked defense of well-intentioned piss fraud. . .)

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Rat Patrol wrote:
02 Nov 2018, 7:01am
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/2514 ... r-sentence

This is the inevitable consequence of entrusting your drug-infested piss to a guy named "Hawkeye".


(Cletus Williams bursts through wall in the 2015 MLB thread making spittle-soaked defense of well-intentioned piss fraud. . .)
There has to be a meaningful Lenny Dykstra joke to be made in connection.
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It boggles the mind that someone who looked like Pete Rose got laid so widely.
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I swear to shit I just bought a bottle of Aqua Velva on a whim, having NEVER bought it before, because the jingle popped in my head when I saw it on the shelf.
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tepista wrote:
10 Nov 2018, 10:30pm
I swear to shit I just bought a bottle of Aqua Velva on a whim, having NEVER bought it before, because the jingle popped in my head when I saw it on the shelf.
How is it?
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
11 Nov 2018, 12:38am
tepista wrote:
10 Nov 2018, 10:30pm
I swear to shit I just bought a bottle of Aqua Velva on a whim, having NEVER bought it before, because the jingle popped in my head when I saw it on the shelf.
How is it?
stings a little
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tepista wrote:
11 Nov 2018, 1:01am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
11 Nov 2018, 12:38am
tepista wrote:
10 Nov 2018, 10:30pm
I swear to shit I just bought a bottle of Aqua Velva on a whim, having NEVER bought it before, because the jingle popped in my head when I saw it on the shelf.
How is it?
stings a little
Has it helped your gambling?
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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