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Then again, a bit more pleasantish. But Romine is still a dirty spiking prick.

Edit: Whoops, Tyler Austin is the prick. Fucking Austins.
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LOL @ Pittsburgh’s ability to hold a lead.
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Wolter wrote:
11 Apr 2018, 10:44pm
LOL @ Pittsburgh’s ability to hold a lead.
Javy Baez is made entirely of fun.
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Clint Hurdle is gunning for the Memorial Goose Gossage Joyless Scold Award.

https://www.google.com/amp/mlb.nbcsport ... -game/amp/
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Wolter wrote:
12 Apr 2018, 4:41pm
Clint Hurdle is gunning for the Memorial Goose Gossage Joyless Scold Award.

https://www.google.com/amp/mlb.nbcsport ... -game/amp/
I always come away thinking these Guardians of The Game know nothing about what was once normal behaviour. What's more egregious, a bat flip or the constant taunting with racial and ethnic slurs? Or spiking players to intimidate? Or throwing a fastball at someone's head? It's invented outrage to puff up your own authority.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Apr 2018, 6:02pm
Wolter wrote:
12 Apr 2018, 4:41pm
Clint Hurdle is gunning for the Memorial Goose Gossage Joyless Scold Award.

https://www.google.com/amp/mlb.nbcsport ... -game/amp/
I always come away thinking these Guardians of The Game know nothing about what was once normal behaviour. What's more egregious, a bat flip or the constant taunting with racial and ethnic slurs? Or spiking players to intimidate? Or throwing a fastball at someone's head? It's invented outrage to puff up your own authority.
Hurdle has sat by and/or actively encouraged his team to start a brawl when the Cubs were shutting them out in the postseason, and didn’t seem to think Rodriguez wrecking that Gatorade cooler was a problem for the dignity of the game. He can sit on a fire hydrant.
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Flex wrote:
11 Apr 2018, 9:13pm
Flex wrote:
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Baseball is good, and my friend.
Time makes fools of us all.
Baseball Is Already Great
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I'm going to Angels/Red Sox on Tues. Ohtani pitches so you'll miss him on the mound, but get him at the plate
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tepista wrote:
13 Apr 2018, 9:29pm
AHAHAHAHA!
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tepista wrote:
13 Apr 2018, 9:29pm
The weird thing is that it was the Marlins who scored the runs.
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tepista wrote:
14 Apr 2018, 12:48pm
So, has Ohtani apologized for his failure is he fully Americanized now?
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That was a hell of a comeback.
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