All you have to do is sit and wait for Vlad Jr. to hit the 60-day DL in a couple weeks with an exploded hamstring and he'll drink himself to death.
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His centre of gravity is way high. Go for the legs and then scramble the fuck out of the way when that tree starts falling.
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http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/2373 ... eball-star
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑08 Jun 2018, 4:45pmHis centre of gravity is way high. Go for the legs and then scramble the fuck out of the way when that tree starts falling.
Rat Patrol wrote: ↑08 Jun 2018, 4:44pmAll you have to do is sit and wait for Vlad Jr. to hit the 60-day DL in a couple weeks with an exploded hamstring and he'll drink himself to death.
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18 years ago today, the fourth greatest moment in baseball:
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Quite literally the only good thing ever to involve Bobby 5.
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You and I clearly view Valentine's tenure is Boston very differently.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Jun 2018, 3:05pmQuite literally the only good thing ever to involve Bobby 5.
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Doctor-prescribed roofies have erased the 2012 season from my memory.
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Ha! Ottawa has a team in that league. That fuckface Eric Gagne pitched for them late last year. I thought about going to one of those games to boo him for being such a useless numbnuts in 2007.
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Holy shit: I hate Eric Gagne so much I just assumed he played briefly for the Cubs, but apparently my brain invented that.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Jun 2018, 4:52pmHa! Ottawa has a team in that league. That fuckface Eric Gagne pitched for them late last year. I thought about going to one of those games to boo him for being such a useless numbnuts in 2007.
EDIT: I must be confusing him with Kevin Gregg.
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The Boulders home field is about 10 min from my mom's house. I should try and catch a game down there sometime.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Jun 2018, 4:52pmHa! Ottawa has a team in that league. That fuckface Eric Gagne pitched for them late last year. I thought about going to one of those games to boo him for being such a useless numbnuts in 2007.
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i actually just got invited to a game next saturday at lake elsinore, it will be my first minor league gamerevbob wrote: ↑10 Jun 2018, 6:47pmThe Boulders home field is about 10 min from my mom's house. I should try and catch a game down there sometime.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Jun 2018, 4:52pmHa! Ottawa has a team in that league. That fuckface Eric Gagne pitched for them late last year. I thought about going to one of those games to boo him for being such a useless numbnuts in 2007.
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As someone who didn’t grow up in a major market city, this just blew my mind.tepista wrote: ↑10 Jun 2018, 6:59pmi actually just got invited to a game next saturday at lake elsinore, it will be my first minor league gamerevbob wrote: ↑10 Jun 2018, 6:47pmThe Boulders home field is about 10 min from my mom's house. I should try and catch a game down there sometime.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Jun 2018, 4:52pmHa! Ottawa has a team in that league. That fuckface Eric Gagne pitched for them late last year. I thought about going to one of those games to boo him for being such a useless numbnuts in 2007.
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Yeah I haven't been in a major market area since 2004.Wolter wrote: ↑10 Jun 2018, 7:34pmAs someone who didn’t grow up in a major market city, this just blew my mind.tepista wrote: ↑10 Jun 2018, 6:59pmi actually just got invited to a game next saturday at lake elsinore, it will be my first minor league gamerevbob wrote: ↑10 Jun 2018, 6:47pmThe Boulders home field is about 10 min from my mom's house. I should try and catch a game down there sometime.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Jun 2018, 4:52pmHa! Ottawa has a team in that league. That fuckface Eric Gagne pitched for them late last year. I thought about going to one of those games to boo him for being such a useless numbnuts in 2007.