Oh shit I didn’t realize Colon was the last one left.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Nov 2018, 6:00pmAdrian Beltre retires, leaving only Bartolo Colon as an active major leaguer who player in the 20th century. I hope someone rubs Beltre's head at his induction at Cooperstown.
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Where’s Julio Franco when you need him?Wolter wrote: ↑20 Nov 2018, 9:16pmOh shit I didn’t realize Colon was the last one left.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Nov 2018, 6:00pmAdrian Beltre retires, leaving only Bartolo Colon as an active major leaguer who player in the 20th century. I hope someone rubs Beltre's head at his induction at Cooperstown.
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More Beltre stuff, with video: https://deadspin.com/elvis-andruss-best ... 1830594345
I am genuinely bummed that we're not going to get new clips of a guy who brought so much fun to the game.
I am genuinely bummed that we're not going to get new clips of a guy who brought so much fun to the game.
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Fun, dont go using the f wordDr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Nov 2018, 9:25pmMore Beltre stuff, with video: https://deadspin.com/elvis-andruss-best ... 1830594345
I am genuinely bummed that we're not going to get new clips of a guy who brought so much fun to the game.
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Goose fondly remembers tying up and leaving to die some rookie who smiled after the Yanks won it all in '78.revbob wrote: ↑21 Nov 2018, 9:28pmFun, dont go using the f wordDr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Nov 2018, 9:25pmMore Beltre stuff, with video: https://deadspin.com/elvis-andruss-best ... 1830594345
I am genuinely bummed that we're not going to get new clips of a guy who brought so much fun to the game.
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The guy smiled what's a man to do?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Nov 2018, 9:30pmGoose fondly remembers tying up and leaving to die some rookie who smiled after the Yanks won it all in '78.revbob wrote: ↑21 Nov 2018, 9:28pmFun, dont go using the f wordDr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Nov 2018, 9:25pmMore Beltre stuff, with video: https://deadspin.com/elvis-andruss-best ... 1830594345
I am genuinely bummed that we're not going to get new clips of a guy who brought so much fun to the game.
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You can smile after you're retired and think back upon a career in which you played the game in utter misery, like a pro.revbob wrote: ↑21 Nov 2018, 9:43pmThe guy smiled what's a man to do?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Nov 2018, 9:30pmGoose fondly remembers tying up and leaving to die some rookie who smiled after the Yanks won it all in '78.revbob wrote: ↑21 Nov 2018, 9:28pmFun, dont go using the f wordDr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Nov 2018, 9:25pmMore Beltre stuff, with video: https://deadspin.com/elvis-andruss-best ... 1830594345
I am genuinely bummed that we're not going to get new clips of a guy who brought so much fun to the game.
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Cross-threaded, speaking of Kim Carnes …
https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/ronald ... --mlb.html
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I liked him it always seemed he didn't get enough playing time.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑28 Nov 2018, 9:05pmCross-threaded, speaking of Kim Carnes …
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Good lord, the Mets are looking to take Cano to get the Mariners' closer Diaz. A PED guy who is 35 with a fuck ton of years and money left on his deal just to get a closer for a distinctly mediocre team in a division where both the Phillies and Braves are looking to dominate for several years. Unless the Mariners are paying 80% of Cano's freight, that's such a dumb Metsian deal.
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http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/2542 ... -york-metsDr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Nov 2018, 2:00pmGood lord, the Mets are looking to take Cano to get the Mariners' closer Diaz. A PED guy who is 35 with a fuck ton of years and money left on his deal just to get a closer for a distinctly mediocre team in a division where both the Phillies and Braves are looking to dominate for several years. Unless the Mariners are paying 80% of Cano's freight, that's such a dumb Metsian deal.
Deal final. Seattle's chucking in only $20M; Cano's owed $120M over for 5 years through his age 41 season. Oh yeah, and Diaz is arb-eligible in a year meaning he'll be quickly overpaid if he racks up empty-calorie saves for a shitty team. Bravo, Merts.
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It is baffling how one New York team can be run so well, taking advantage of its big market location to justify a large payroll when needed and maximizing the appeal to free agents, and another team in the same place acts like the Missoula Wet Farts. Even when the Mets do have successful seasons, it seems like a fluke. You can point to the Wilpons, and that's legit, but this is almost sixty years of this kind of comedy.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑02 Dec 2018, 1:25pmhttp://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/2542 ... -york-metsDr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Nov 2018, 2:00pmGood lord, the Mets are looking to take Cano to get the Mariners' closer Diaz. A PED guy who is 35 with a fuck ton of years and money left on his deal just to get a closer for a distinctly mediocre team in a division where both the Phillies and Braves are looking to dominate for several years. Unless the Mariners are paying 80% of Cano's freight, that's such a dumb Metsian deal.
Deal final. Seattle's chucking in only $20M; Cano's owed $120M over for 5 years through his age 41 season. Oh yeah, and Diaz is arb-eligible in a year meaning he'll be quickly overpaid if he racks up empty-calorie saves for a shitty team. Bravo, Merts.
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