MLB 2018
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Re: MLB 2018
i got about six sentences in before i had to close the article.
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Re: MLB 2018
Luckily acid guy has just millions of dollars lying around.
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i'm clearly using the wrong drugs
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(Extreme DUI? Is that all about making DUI seem cool to 90s kids?)
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Re: MLB 2018
.08 is extreme?? It wasnt too long ago that the legal limit was.1Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 6:22am
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Uh...what? I remember .1 being considered egregiously fucked up a quarter century ago.revbob wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 6:57am.08 is extreme?? It wasnt too long ago that the legal limit was.1Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 6:22am
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.08 is like three drinks for a normal sized guy. Three drink gets me a little buzzed but certainly not fall down drunk.Wolter wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 9:44amUh...what? I remember .1 being considered egregiously fucked up a quarter century ago.revbob wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 6:57am.08 is extreme?? It wasnt too long ago that the legal limit was.1Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 6:22am
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Wait. You’re right.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 10:41am.08 is like three drinks for a normal sized guy. Three drink gets me a little buzzed but certainly not fall down drunk.Wolter wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 9:44amUh...what? I remember .1 being considered egregiously fucked up a quarter century ago.revbob wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 6:57am.08 is extreme?? It wasnt too long ago that the legal limit was.1Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 6:22am
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Whoa...Albert Belle got fucking old before he got fucking drunk and fucking pantsless.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 6:22am
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The black Mickey Mantle!Rat Patrol wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 12:45pmWhoa...Albert Belle got fucking old before he got fucking drunk and fucking pantsless.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 6:22am
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Re: MLB 2018
Yeah I think it normally takes closer to 10 drinks before I get pull my dick out in public drunk.*BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 10:41am.08 is like three drinks for a normal sized guy. Three drink gets me a little buzzed but certainly not fall down drunk.Wolter wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 9:44amUh...what? I remember .1 being considered egregiously fucked up a quarter century ago.revbob wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 6:57am.08 is extreme?? It wasnt too long ago that the legal limit was.1Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 6:22am
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* Your mileage may vary.
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There would have to be shots involved.revbob wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 2:15pmYeah I think it normally takes closer to 10 drinks before I get pull my dick out in public drunk.*BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 10:41am.08 is like three drinks for a normal sized guy. Three drink gets me a little buzzed but certainly not fall down drunk.Wolter wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 9:44amUh...what? I remember .1 being considered egregiously fucked up a quarter century ago.revbob wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 6:57am.08 is extreme?? It wasnt too long ago that the legal limit was.1Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Mar 2018, 6:22am
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