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i got about six sentences in before i had to close the article.
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Flex wrote:
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i got about six sentences in before i had to close the article.
You cheated yourself.
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Luckily acid guy has just millions of dollars lying around.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Mar 2018, 6:16am
Luckily acid guy has just millions of dollars lying around.
i'm clearly using the wrong drugs
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(Extreme DUI? Is that all about making DUI seem cool to 90s kids?)
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 6:22am


(Extreme DUI? Is that all about making DUI seem cool to 90s kids?)
.08 is extreme?? It wasnt too long ago that the legal limit was.1

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revbob wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 6:57am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 6:22am


(Extreme DUI? Is that all about making DUI seem cool to 90s kids?)
.08 is extreme?? It wasnt too long ago that the legal limit was.1
Uh...what? I remember .1 being considered egregiously fucked up a quarter century ago.
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Wolter wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 9:44am
revbob wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 6:57am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 6:22am


(Extreme DUI? Is that all about making DUI seem cool to 90s kids?)
.08 is extreme?? It wasnt too long ago that the legal limit was.1
Uh...what? I remember .1 being considered egregiously fucked up a quarter century ago.
.08 is like three drinks for a normal sized guy. Three drink gets me a little buzzed but certainly not fall down drunk.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 10:41am
Wolter wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 9:44am
revbob wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 6:57am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 6:22am


(Extreme DUI? Is that all about making DUI seem cool to 90s kids?)
.08 is extreme?? It wasnt too long ago that the legal limit was.1
Uh...what? I remember .1 being considered egregiously fucked up a quarter century ago.
.08 is like three drinks for a normal sized guy. Three drink gets me a little buzzed but certainly not fall down drunk.
Wait. You’re right.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 6:22am


(Extreme DUI? Is that all about making DUI seem cool to 90s kids?)
Whoa...Albert Belle got fucking old before he got fucking drunk and fucking pantsless. :scared:

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Rat Patrol wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 12:45pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 6:22am


(Extreme DUI? Is that all about making DUI seem cool to 90s kids?)
Whoa...Albert Belle got fucking old before he got fucking drunk and fucking pantsless. :scared:
The black Mickey Mantle!
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 10:41am
Wolter wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 9:44am
revbob wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 6:57am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 6:22am


(Extreme DUI? Is that all about making DUI seem cool to 90s kids?)
.08 is extreme?? It wasnt too long ago that the legal limit was.1
Uh...what? I remember .1 being considered egregiously fucked up a quarter century ago.
.08 is like three drinks for a normal sized guy. Three drink gets me a little buzzed but certainly not fall down drunk.
Yeah I think it normally takes closer to 10 drinks before I get pull my dick out in public drunk.*

* Your mileage may vary.

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revbob wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 2:15pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 10:41am
Wolter wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 9:44am
revbob wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 6:57am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Mar 2018, 6:22am


(Extreme DUI? Is that all about making DUI seem cool to 90s kids?)
.08 is extreme?? It wasnt too long ago that the legal limit was.1
Uh...what? I remember .1 being considered egregiously fucked up a quarter century ago.
.08 is like three drinks for a normal sized guy. Three drink gets me a little buzzed but certainly not fall down drunk.
Yeah I think it normally takes closer to 10 drinks before I get pull my dick out in public drunk.*

* Your mileage may vary.
There would have to be shots involved.
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