Dear Santa

[101Walterton]

My biggest concern is that Mrs Walterton asked me last night what I wanted for Xmas which means that beautiful vinyl box set under the tree is actually not what I thought

[Kory]

My biggest concern is that Mrs Walterton asked me last night what I wanted for Xmas which means that beautiful vinyl box set under the tree is actually not what I thought

I told ya. Sweater.

[101Walterton]

I have a back up plan!!
Treated myself to something very special off EBay and it just arrived. Haven’t opened it yet but if I don’t see anything I like under the tree will get the kids to wrap it for me

[BostonBeaneater]

Nothing, because we don't celebrate Christmas. BAH HUMBUG TO YOU.

I’m as Christian as you are (probably less so) but I still fill my boots

We celebrate Hanukkah...so no worries.

Wait a sec, is that how you spell it? Shit.

[JennyB]

BBE - it’s a transliteration, so spell it however the fuck you want.

[BostonBeaneater]

BBE - it’s a transliteration, so spell it however the fuck you want.

I spell it with shredded potato fried in schmaltz.