Against All Odds: Phil Collins Courtship of JennyB - A work of IMCT fan fiction.

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Phil had just finished another day in the studio, stripping the songs of Motown of their spirit, and looked down at his chinos. "These won't do," he said. "I need me some jorts!" He got into his personal helicopter, Asshole One, and flew to Heathrow to fly to St. Louis.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Sep 2017, 2:19pm
Phil had just finished another day in the studio, stripping the songs of Motown of their spirit, and looked down at his chinos. "These won't do," he said. "I need me some jorts!" He got into his personal helicopter, Asshole One, and flew to Heathrow to fly to St. Louis.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
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This exercise can only end in the back of a rape van. Whose rape van it's revealed to be...that may have to wait for the sequel. :twitch: ⁸°ⁿ

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This exercise can only end in the back of a rape van. Whose rape van it's revealed to be...that may have to wait for the sequel. :twitch: ⁸°ⁿ


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Here's my rant today:
A few weeks ago, Scott is watching Live Aid on you tube. Was there anything more obnoxious than Phil Collins flying the Concorde to play both shows? Like, this was supposed to be about raising money for people dying from famine, and that bald asshole flew the Concorde. The Cars' set was solid, though.
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JennyB wrote:
28 Sep 2017, 11:58am
Here's my rant today:
A few weeks ago, Scott is watching Live Aid on you tube. Was there anything more obnoxious than Phil Collins flying the Concorde to play both shows? Like, this was supposed to be about raising money for people dying from famine, and that bald asshole flew the Concorde. The Cars' set was solid, though.
He was concerned about people in an underdeveloped market, you monster!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Sep 2017, 12:10pm
JennyB wrote:
28 Sep 2017, 11:58am
Here's my rant today:
A few weeks ago, Scott is watching Live Aid on you tube. Was there anything more obnoxious than Phil Collins flying the Concorde to play both shows? Like, this was supposed to be about raising money for people dying from famine, and that bald asshole flew the Concorde. The Cars' set was solid, though.
He was concerned about people in an underdeveloped market, you monster!
Philly?
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JennyB wrote:
28 Sep 2017, 12:13pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Sep 2017, 12:10pm
JennyB wrote:
28 Sep 2017, 11:58am
Here's my rant today:
A few weeks ago, Scott is watching Live Aid on you tube. Was there anything more obnoxious than Phil Collins flying the Concorde to play both shows? Like, this was supposed to be about raising money for people dying from famine, and that bald asshole flew the Concorde. The Cars' set was solid, though.
He was concerned about people in an underdeveloped market, you monster!
Philly?
He cares about *all* markets.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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