Against All Odds: Phil Collins Courtship of JennyB - A work of IMCT fan fiction.

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Ha! For once, I am glad I live in St. Louis, which will continue to be a Phil Collins free zone.
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Wolter wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 9:13am
I totally misread this on Facebook and thought this was in praise of him. I kind of went off on you. For that, I am deeply sorry.
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JennyB wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 11:03am
Wolter wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 9:13am
I totally misread this on Facebook and thought this was in praise of him. I kind of went off on you. For that, I am deeply sorry.
It’s ok. We can rally around the common enemy: Heston.
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Wolter wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 12:56pm
JennyB wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 11:03am
Wolter wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 9:13am
I totally misread this on Facebook and thought this was in praise of him. I kind of went off on you. For that, I am deeply sorry.
It’s ok. We can rally around the common enemy: Heston.
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Wolter wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 12:56pm
JennyB wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 11:03am
Wolter wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 9:13am
I totally misread this on Facebook and thought this was in praise of him. I kind of went off on you. For that, I am deeply sorry.
It’s ok. We can rally around the common enemy: Heston.
Someone with better skills than I needs to Photoshop Heston's picture into this (and sometimes Hoy's).
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Wolter wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 12:56pm
JennyB wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 11:03am
Wolter wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 9:13am
I totally misread this on Facebook and thought this was in praise of him. I kind of went off on you. For that, I am deeply sorry.
It’s ok. We can rally around the common enemy: Heston.
I thought it was Flex, I can't keep up.

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revbob wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 1:39pm
Wolter wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 12:56pm
JennyB wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 11:03am
Wolter wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 9:13am
I totally misread this on Facebook and thought this was in praise of him. I kind of went off on you. For that, I am deeply sorry.
It’s ok. We can rally around the common enemy: Heston.
I thought it was Flex, I can't keep up.
Heston: Collins

Flex: Dave Matthews
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 10:41pm
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It's astonishing that this man can produce a daughter who looks like this. I guess that goes to show that the PC genes are weak.
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JennyB wrote:
12 Sep 2019, 9:51am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 10:41pm
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It's astonishing that this man can produce a daughter who looks like this. I guess that goes to show that the PC genes are weak.
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JennyB wrote:
12 Sep 2019, 9:51am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 10:41pm
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It's astonishing that this man can produce a daughter who looks like this. I guess that goes to show that the PC genes are weak.
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Anything is possible in Phil's world
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The end of liberty


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Marky Dread wrote:
12 Sep 2019, 1:49pm
JennyB wrote:
12 Sep 2019, 9:51am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 10:41pm
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It's astonishing that this man can produce a daughter who looks like this. I guess that goes to show that the PC genes are weak.
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Anything is possible in Phil's world
I bet Gary Glitter regretted popping round to sort that duet with Phil.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
12 Sep 2019, 2:30pm
Marky Dread wrote:
12 Sep 2019, 1:49pm
JennyB wrote:
12 Sep 2019, 9:51am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
11 Sep 2019, 10:41pm
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It's astonishing that this man can produce a daughter who looks like this. I guess that goes to show that the PC genes are weak.
Image
Anything is possible in Phil's world
I bet Gary Glitter regretted popping round to sort that duet with Phil.
Pete Townsend was gutted as he was going to produce it. :shifty:
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
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We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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