Against All Odds: Phil Collins Courtship of JennyB - A work of IMCT fan fiction.

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Against All Odds: Phil Collins Courtship of JennyB - A work of IMCT fan fiction.

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 27 Sep 2017, 2:19pm

Phil had just finished another day in the studio, stripping the songs of Motown of their spirit, and looked down at his chinos. "These won't do," he said. "I need me some jorts!" He got into his personal helicopter, Asshole One, and flew to Heathrow to fly to St. Louis.
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Post by matedog » 27 Sep 2017, 3:24pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Phil had just finished another day in the studio, stripping the songs of Motown of their spirit, and looked down at his chinos. "These won't do," he said. "I need me some jorts!" He got into his personal helicopter, Asshole One, and flew to Heathrow to fly to St. Louis.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Post by JennyB » 27 Sep 2017, 3:30pm

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Post by JennyB » 27 Sep 2017, 4:28pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
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Post by Rat Patrol » 27 Sep 2017, 10:48pm

This exercise can only end in the back of a rape van. Whose rape van it's revealed to be...that may have to wait for the sequel. :twitch: ⁸°ⁿ
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Post by BostonBeaneater » 27 Sep 2017, 10:58pm

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This exercise can only end in the back of a rape van. Whose rape van it's revealed to be...that may have to wait for the sequel. :twitch: ⁸°ⁿ


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Post by BostonBeaneater » 27 Sep 2017, 11:22pm

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Post by JennyB » 28 Sep 2017, 11:58am

Here's my rant today:
A few weeks ago, Scott is watching Live Aid on you tube. Was there anything more obnoxious than Phil Collins flying the Concorde to play both shows? Like, this was supposed to be about raising money for people dying from famine, and that bald asshole flew the Concorde. The Cars' set was solid, though.
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JennyB wrote:
28 Sep 2017, 11:58am
Here's my rant today:
A few weeks ago, Scott is watching Live Aid on you tube. Was there anything more obnoxious than Phil Collins flying the Concorde to play both shows? Like, this was supposed to be about raising money for people dying from famine, and that bald asshole flew the Concorde. The Cars' set was solid, though.
He was concerned about people in an underdeveloped market, you monster!
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Post by JennyB » 28 Sep 2017, 12:13pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Sep 2017, 12:10pm
JennyB wrote:
28 Sep 2017, 11:58am
Here's my rant today:
A few weeks ago, Scott is watching Live Aid on you tube. Was there anything more obnoxious than Phil Collins flying the Concorde to play both shows? Like, this was supposed to be about raising money for people dying from famine, and that bald asshole flew the Concorde. The Cars' set was solid, though.
He was concerned about people in an underdeveloped market, you monster!
Philly?
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Re: Against All Odds: Phil Collins Courtship of JennyB - A work of IMCT fan fiction.

Post by Dr. Medulla » 28 Sep 2017, 12:54pm

JennyB wrote:
28 Sep 2017, 12:13pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Sep 2017, 12:10pm
JennyB wrote:
28 Sep 2017, 11:58am
Here's my rant today:
A few weeks ago, Scott is watching Live Aid on you tube. Was there anything more obnoxious than Phil Collins flying the Concorde to play both shows? Like, this was supposed to be about raising money for people dying from famine, and that bald asshole flew the Concorde. The Cars' set was solid, though.
He was concerned about people in an underdeveloped market, you monster!
Philly?
He cares about *all* markets.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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