Hi, I'm Clueless!

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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Flex » 22 Sep 2017, 2:06pm

Hi Clueless, I'm Dad.
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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Sep 2017, 2:15pm

Flex wrote:
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I don't read page one of this thread.
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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Flex » 22 Sep 2017, 2:31pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 2:15pm
Flex wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 2:06pm
I don't read page one of this thread.
I was too taken in by your tales of vomiting up hot dog wine for your anniversary.
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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Sep 2017, 3:56pm

Flex wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 2:31pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 2:15pm
Flex wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 2:06pm
I don't read page one of this thread.
I was too taken in by your tales of vomiting up hot dog wine for your anniversary.
I nedd to bottle that stuff up and market it as the new Spanish Fly.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by tepista » 22 Sep 2017, 5:56pm

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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Sep 2017, 6:11pm

tepista wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 5:56pm
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One week anniversary of that enchanted evening. Tonight, however, I think it's a hamburger and vodka.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Kory » 22 Sep 2017, 7:09pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 6:11pm
tepista wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 5:56pm
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One week anniversary of that enchanted evening. Tonight, however, I think it's a hamburger and vodka.
Those beans look outstanding.
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Florida Timeshare (ditto)
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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by BostonBeaneater » 22 Sep 2017, 11:41pm

Did you see what Ian MacKaye did?

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Post by revbob » 23 Sep 2017, 7:38am

BostonBeaneater wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 11:41pm
Did you see what Ian MacKaye did?

And people say Jugaloos arent dangerous.

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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by twigshow » 24 Sep 2017, 8:05pm

Hi. Yeah, I'm clueless too. What did you folks do to my thread shamered my assgerfed;?

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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by JennyB » 25 Sep 2017, 10:28am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 8:42pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 8:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:28pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:14pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:10pm


IF THIS IS ANYONE OTHER THAN MY OWN DAD, YOU'RE STEALING MY BIT.
Actually, it's not my bit because Jackson is still having pronoun trouble and is probably too literal-minded for dad jokes. But it would be...
Worse, my dad was fond less of dad jokes than questionable ethnic humour, so I really have no claim to that gag.
True story: early in our relationship, I described something as a Dad Joke, and Ali had no idea what that was. HER FATHER DOESN'T TELL JOKES.
My understanding of the entertainment biz has taught me that all Jews are quite funny. Something doesn't add up here.
If it helps, my dad was very funny.
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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Dr. Medulla » 25 Sep 2017, 10:40am

JennyB wrote:
25 Sep 2017, 10:28am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 8:42pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 8:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:28pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:14pm


Actually, it's not my bit because Jackson is still having pronoun trouble and is probably too literal-minded for dad jokes. But it would be...
Worse, my dad was fond less of dad jokes than questionable ethnic humour, so I really have no claim to that gag.
True story: early in our relationship, I described something as a Dad Joke, and Ali had no idea what that was. HER FATHER DOESN'T TELL JOKES.
My understanding of the entertainment biz has taught me that all Jews are quite funny. Something doesn't add up here.
If it helps, my dad was very funny.
Armed with lots of jokes funny or a just plain funny disposition and way of looking at life? My dad had lots of jokes and liked to laugh, but he wasn't a funny guy (intentionally, anyway).
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by JennyB » 25 Sep 2017, 10:47am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Sep 2017, 10:40am
JennyB wrote:
25 Sep 2017, 10:28am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 8:42pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 8:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:28pm


Worse, my dad was fond less of dad jokes than questionable ethnic humour, so I really have no claim to that gag.
True story: early in our relationship, I described something as a Dad Joke, and Ali had no idea what that was. HER FATHER DOESN'T TELL JOKES.
My understanding of the entertainment biz has taught me that all Jews are quite funny. Something doesn't add up here.
If it helps, my dad was very funny.
Armed with lots of jokes funny or a just plain funny disposition and way of looking at life? My dad had lots of jokes and liked to laugh, but he wasn't a funny guy (intentionally, anyway).
Plain funny disposition. He did have a couple of go-to "dad-jokes" that he would tell just to annoy me, but he was, in general, very witty and sarcastic with a great sense of humor. He is where I get my sarcasm from. One of my favorite things he did was write, at the end of the copy of "In Cold Blood" that I was reading, "Hope you enjoyed the book. Love, Dick and Perry." I read that book when I was 16 and we were living in New Orleans. It was storming and late at night when I finished, and my scream probably woke the neighborhood.
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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Dr. Medulla » 25 Sep 2017, 10:51am

JennyB wrote:
25 Sep 2017, 10:47am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Sep 2017, 10:40am
JennyB wrote:
25 Sep 2017, 10:28am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 8:42pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 8:11pm


True story: early in our relationship, I described something as a Dad Joke, and Ali had no idea what that was. HER FATHER DOESN'T TELL JOKES.
My understanding of the entertainment biz has taught me that all Jews are quite funny. Something doesn't add up here.
If it helps, my dad was very funny.
Armed with lots of jokes funny or a just plain funny disposition and way of looking at life? My dad had lots of jokes and liked to laugh, but he wasn't a funny guy (intentionally, anyway).
Plain funny disposition. He did have a couple of go-to "dad-jokes" that he would tell just to annoy me, but he was, in general, very witty and sarcastic with a great sense of humor. He is where I get my sarcasm from. One of my favorite things he did was write, at the end of the copy of "In Cold Blood" that I was reading, "Hope you enjoyed the book. Love, Dick and Perry." I read that book when I was 16 and we were living in New Orleans. It was storming and late at night when I finished, and my scream probably woke the neighborhood.
That's beautiful. It's such a human connection, that kind of playfulness. We only tease the people we care about.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Kory » 25 Sep 2017, 12:22pm

twigshow wrote:
24 Sep 2017, 8:05pm
Hi. Yeah, I'm clueless too. What did you folks do to my thread shamered my assgerfed;?
We got drunk and it swerved into a tree.
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
Developers (Developers Developers)
Boogie With Your Children

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