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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by matedog » 20 Sep 2017, 6:41pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 4:55pm
101Walterton wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 4:45pm
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matedog wrote:
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Was it your anniversary?
That made me laugh good.

Congrats Doc on the anniversary. We've got our two year coming up in six days, so 24 years seems unfathomable.

Also, welcome back Rattie.
You can do it Matey. We're in year 25 right now. Patience with each other and dont be dicks to each other.
And be content.
And appreciate that there is one person in the world that you know you can rely on and that you can likewise do for.
And appreciate that she puts up with my Bruce obsessions and beer hoarding. And referring to you guys by your usernames.

"haha!"
"What's so funny?"
"Oh tep made a joke about doc's hot dogs and wine being like an anniversary occasion. Ha!"

She doesn't leave after those sorts of interactions.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Dr. Medulla » 20 Sep 2017, 6:45pm

matedog wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 6:41pm
And appreciate that she puts up with my Bruce obsessions and beer hoarding. And referring to you guys by your usernames.

"haha!"
"What's so funny?"
"Oh tep made a joke about doc's hot dogs and wine being like an anniversary occasion. Ha!"

She doesn't leave after those sorts of interactions.
:lol: Personal experience says that tolerance for that fades around the second decade. :shifty:
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Flex » 20 Sep 2017, 7:39pm

CHEERS FOR RATTIE, DEATH TO THE CANADIAN FOR SOME REASON
"I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon." - Prince

Sous les pavés, la plage.

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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Dr. Medulla » 20 Sep 2017, 8:05pm

Flex wrote:
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CHEERS FOR RATTIE, DEATH TO THE CANADIAN FOR SOME REASON
Is it because I forgot to oil you? :cry:
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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Wolter » 20 Sep 2017, 8:11pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:28pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:14pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:10pm
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Hi, Clueless, I'm dad!
IF THIS IS ANYONE OTHER THAN MY OWN DAD, YOU'RE STEALING MY BIT.
Actually, it's not my bit because Jackson is still having pronoun trouble and is probably too literal-minded for dad jokes. But it would be...
Worse, my dad was fond less of dad jokes than questionable ethnic humour, so I really have no claim to that gag.
True story: early in our relationship, I described something as a Dad Joke, and Ali had no idea what that was. HER FATHER DOESN'T TELL JOKES.

As I pointed out, she has a Father. He's dignified, responsible, hard working, and emotionally distant. He watches westerns and prefers them to be historically accurate.

I have a Dad. He watches John Belushi and Chevy Chase movies, listens to Willie Nelson, and tells terrible jokes.
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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Dr. Medulla » 20 Sep 2017, 8:42pm

Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 8:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:28pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:14pm
Wolter wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 5:10pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 6:18am
Hi, Clueless, I'm dad!
IF THIS IS ANYONE OTHER THAN MY OWN DAD, YOU'RE STEALING MY BIT.
Actually, it's not my bit because Jackson is still having pronoun trouble and is probably too literal-minded for dad jokes. But it would be...
Worse, my dad was fond less of dad jokes than questionable ethnic humour, so I really have no claim to that gag.
True story: early in our relationship, I described something as a Dad Joke, and Ali had no idea what that was. HER FATHER DOESN'T TELL JOKES.
My understanding of the entertainment biz has taught me that all Jews are quite funny. Something doesn't add up here.
As I pointed out, she has a Father. He's dignified, responsible, hard working, and emotionally distant. He watches westerns and prefers them to be historically accurate.

I have a Dad. He watches John Belushi and Chevy Chase movies, listens to Willie Nelson, and tells terrible jokes.
Mine was much closer to Ali's. He enjoyed a laugh, but his tastes were, as I said, jokes about Ukrainians and Ollie and Lena (Norwegian jokes). Plus he liked old-time country music. But "dignified, responsible, hard working, and emotionally distant" describes him fairly well.
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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Rat Patrol » 20 Sep 2017, 10:16pm

So we've established that Doc was vomiting uncontrollably due to his anniversary. Now who's the narc???
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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Marky Dread » 20 Sep 2017, 10:41pm

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So we've established that Doc was vomiting uncontrollably due to his anniversary. Now who's the narc???
Julie? Joe? maybe it's you? where have you been hiding? ;)
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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Dr. Medulla » 21 Sep 2017, 6:22am

Rat Patrol wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 10:16pm
So we've established that Doc was vomiting uncontrollably due to his anniversary. Now who's the narc???
No, no, it was my wife who made me ill, not the anniversary. [comedic pause followed by a scene of a rolling pin and an Andy Capp cloud of violence]
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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Rat Patrol » 21 Sep 2017, 8:33am

Marky Dread wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 10:41pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 10:16pm
So we've established that Doc was vomiting uncontrollably due to his anniversary. Now who's the narc???
Julie? Joe? maybe it's you? where have you been hiding? ;)
Look, there comes a time...specifically, when the news is all full of headless torsos turning up in freezers during the full moon...where you just have to lay low for a bit and take some "me time", that's all. I'm not the one being questioned here. I just want to know who the narc is. This interview is over unless you come back with a warrant! :angry:
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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Marky Dread » 21 Sep 2017, 8:47am

Rat Patrol wrote:
21 Sep 2017, 8:33am
Marky Dread wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 10:41pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 10:16pm
So we've established that Doc was vomiting uncontrollably due to his anniversary. Now who's the narc???
Julie? Joe? maybe it's you? where have you been hiding? ;)
Look, there comes a time...specifically, when the news is all full of headless torsos turning up in freezers during the full moon...where you just have to lay low for a bit and take some "me time", that's all. I'm not the one being questioned here. I just want to know who the narc is. This interview is over unless you come back with a warrant! :angry:
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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Kory » 22 Sep 2017, 1:10pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2017, 6:22am
Rat Patrol wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 10:16pm
So we've established that Doc was vomiting uncontrollably due to his anniversary. Now who's the narc???
No, no, it was my wife who made me ill, not the anniversary. [comedic pause followed by a scene of a rolling pin and an Andy Capp cloud of violence]
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Sep 2017, 1:16pm

Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 1:10pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2017, 6:22am
Rat Patrol wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 10:16pm
So we've established that Doc was vomiting uncontrollably due to his anniversary. Now who's the narc???
No, no, it was my wife who made me ill, not the anniversary. [comedic pause followed by a scene of a rolling pin and an Andy Capp cloud of violence]
Weird. I thought that scene happened in a Simpsons episode.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Kory » 22 Sep 2017, 1:50pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 1:16pm
Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 1:10pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2017, 6:22am
Rat Patrol wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 10:16pm
So we've established that Doc was vomiting uncontrollably due to his anniversary. Now who's the narc???
No, no, it was my wife who made me ill, not the anniversary. [comedic pause followed by a scene of a rolling pin and an Andy Capp cloud of violence]
Weird. I thought that scene happened in a Simpsons episode.
I think that's too obvious of a reference for the Simpsons. They tended to be more sly about it.
Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
Developers (Developers Developers)
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Re: Hi, I'm Clueless!

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Sep 2017, 1:57pm

Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 1:50pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 1:16pm
Kory wrote:
22 Sep 2017, 1:10pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2017, 6:22am
Rat Patrol wrote:
20 Sep 2017, 10:16pm
So we've established that Doc was vomiting uncontrollably due to his anniversary. Now who's the narc???
No, no, it was my wife who made me ill, not the anniversary. [comedic pause followed by a scene of a rolling pin and an Andy Capp cloud of violence]
Weird. I thought that scene happened in a Simpsons episode.
I think that's too obvious of a reference for the Simpsons. They tended to be more sly about it.
Subtlety gives Seth McF a serious rash.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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