Hi, I'm Clueless!
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Hi Clueless, I'm Dad.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I was too taken in by your tales of vomiting up hot dog wine for your anniversary.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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I nedd to bottle that stuff up and market it as the new Spanish Fly.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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One week anniversary of that enchanted evening. Tonight, however, I think it's a hamburger and vodka.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Those beans look outstanding.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Sep 2017, 6:11pmOne week anniversary of that enchanted evening. Tonight, however, I think it's a hamburger and vodka.
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Did you see what Ian MacKaye did?
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And people say Jugaloos arent dangerous.
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Hi. Yeah, I'm clueless too. What did you folks do to my thread shamered my assgerfed;?
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If it helps, my dad was very funny.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2017, 8:42pmMy understanding of the entertainment biz has taught me that all Jews are quite funny. Something doesn't add up here.Wolter wrote: ↑20 Sep 2017, 8:11pmTrue story: early in our relationship, I described something as a Dad Joke, and Ali had no idea what that was. HER FATHER DOESN'T TELL JOKES.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2017, 5:28pmWorse, my dad was fond less of dad jokes than questionable ethnic humour, so I really have no claim to that gag.
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Armed with lots of jokes funny or a just plain funny disposition and way of looking at life? My dad had lots of jokes and liked to laugh, but he wasn't a funny guy (intentionally, anyway).JennyB wrote: ↑25 Sep 2017, 10:28amIf it helps, my dad was very funny.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2017, 8:42pmMy understanding of the entertainment biz has taught me that all Jews are quite funny. Something doesn't add up here.Wolter wrote: ↑20 Sep 2017, 8:11pmTrue story: early in our relationship, I described something as a Dad Joke, and Ali had no idea what that was. HER FATHER DOESN'T TELL JOKES.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2017, 5:28pmWorse, my dad was fond less of dad jokes than questionable ethnic humour, so I really have no claim to that gag.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Plain funny disposition. He did have a couple of go-to "dad-jokes" that he would tell just to annoy me, but he was, in general, very witty and sarcastic with a great sense of humor. He is where I get my sarcasm from. One of my favorite things he did was write, at the end of the copy of "In Cold Blood" that I was reading, "Hope you enjoyed the book. Love, Dick and Perry." I read that book when I was 16 and we were living in New Orleans. It was storming and late at night when I finished, and my scream probably woke the neighborhood.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑25 Sep 2017, 10:40amArmed with lots of jokes funny or a just plain funny disposition and way of looking at life? My dad had lots of jokes and liked to laugh, but he wasn't a funny guy (intentionally, anyway).JennyB wrote: ↑25 Sep 2017, 10:28amIf it helps, my dad was very funny.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2017, 8:42pmMy understanding of the entertainment biz has taught me that all Jews are quite funny. Something doesn't add up here.Wolter wrote: ↑20 Sep 2017, 8:11pmTrue story: early in our relationship, I described something as a Dad Joke, and Ali had no idea what that was. HER FATHER DOESN'T TELL JOKES.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2017, 5:28pm
Worse, my dad was fond less of dad jokes than questionable ethnic humour, so I really have no claim to that gag.
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IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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That's beautiful. It's such a human connection, that kind of playfulness. We only tease the people we care about.JennyB wrote: ↑25 Sep 2017, 10:47amPlain funny disposition. He did have a couple of go-to "dad-jokes" that he would tell just to annoy me, but he was, in general, very witty and sarcastic with a great sense of humor. He is where I get my sarcasm from. One of my favorite things he did was write, at the end of the copy of "In Cold Blood" that I was reading, "Hope you enjoyed the book. Love, Dick and Perry." I read that book when I was 16 and we were living in New Orleans. It was storming and late at night when I finished, and my scream probably woke the neighborhood.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑25 Sep 2017, 10:40amArmed with lots of jokes funny or a just plain funny disposition and way of looking at life? My dad had lots of jokes and liked to laugh, but he wasn't a funny guy (intentionally, anyway).JennyB wrote: ↑25 Sep 2017, 10:28amIf it helps, my dad was very funny.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Sep 2017, 8:42pmMy understanding of the entertainment biz has taught me that all Jews are quite funny. Something doesn't add up here.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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We got drunk and it swerved into a tree.
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