The Maritime Accidents Thread

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The Maritime Accidents Thread

Post by eumaas » 21 Aug 2017, 8:27am

What gives? Are sailors just not looking out the damn window anymore? Four collisions in the past year.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 21 Aug 2017, 8:52am

Obummer probably closed up all the portholes so that sailors don't disrespect Muslim terrorists.
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Re: The Maritime Accidents Thread

Post by JennyB » 21 Aug 2017, 9:20am

It's obviously the fault of ghost pirates.
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Re: The Maritime Accidents Thread

Post by Kory » 21 Aug 2017, 12:22pm

JennyB wrote:
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It's obviously the fault of ghost pirates.
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Re: The Maritime Accidents Thread

Post by Inder » 21 Aug 2017, 12:27pm

Finally, a Maritime Accents Thread.


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Re: The Maritime Accidents Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 21 Aug 2017, 12:39pm

Inder wrote:
21 Aug 2017, 12:27pm
Finally, a Maritime Accents Thread.

:lol: Or watch any episode of Codco.
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Re: The Maritime Accidents Thread

Post by Rat Patrol » 21 Aug 2017, 4:38pm

Works every time.

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