The Maritime Accidents Thread

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The Maritime Accidents Thread

Post by eumaas » 21 Aug 2017, 8:27am

What gives? Are sailors just not looking out the damn window anymore? Four collisions in the past year.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 21 Aug 2017, 8:52am

Obummer probably closed up all the portholes so that sailors don't disrespect Muslim terrorists.
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Post by JennyB » 21 Aug 2017, 9:20am

It's obviously the fault of ghost pirates.
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Re: The Maritime Accidents Thread

Post by Kory » 21 Aug 2017, 12:22pm

JennyB wrote:
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It's obviously the fault of ghost pirates.
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Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
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Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
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Re: The Maritime Accidents Thread

Post by Inder » 21 Aug 2017, 12:27pm

Finally, a Maritime Accents Thread.


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Re: The Maritime Accidents Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 21 Aug 2017, 12:39pm

Inder wrote:
21 Aug 2017, 12:27pm
Finally, a Maritime Accents Thread.

:lol: Or watch any episode of Codco.
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Post by Rat Patrol » 21 Aug 2017, 4:38pm

Works every time.

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Re: The Maritime Accidents Thread

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http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/08/2 ... beach.html

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Re: The Maritime Accidents Thread

Post by BostonBeaneater » 29 Aug 2018, 1:54pm

This accent is like half Irish and half Ontario.
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Re: The Maritime Accidents Thread

Post by Rat Patrol » 27 Sep 2018, 11:36pm

"Suh...I challenge you to a duel!"

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Re: The Maritime Accidents Thread

Post by eumaas » 28 Sep 2018, 7:46am

BostonBeaneater wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 1:54pm
This accent is like half Irish and half Ontario.
Wrong thread
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Re: The Maritime Accidents Thread

Post by 101Walterton » 28 Sep 2018, 8:42am

Rat Patrol wrote:
27 Sep 2018, 11:36pm
"Suh...I challenge you to a duel!"

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