You and me would be a devastating pub trivia team if the questions all deal with Ford.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑13 Jul 2017, 4:39pmI'm ok with Ford. His real name was Leslie Lynch King, Jr.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Jul 2017, 4:14pmGerald Ford's hometown! That I know that is probably a mark of shame. Not as shameful as living in Grand Rapids, but still.
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Can't wait to see a photo of your "I Voted 4 Kid Rock" bumper sticker.
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If he ran, how many votes would he lose when his supporters didn't actually see "Kid Rock" on the ballot instead of his real name and get confused?
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They would have to pay me way more than that to sport one of those.
Also how does he have any fans?
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I wonder the same, but then I see people wearing backwards baseball caps.
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I think the same when I see that Nickelback sells millions of records. I get that any band, no matter how shitty, will have fans, but when it gets in the millions, my mind just goes blank.
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People are the worst. I've stopped recycling and begun to litter more. I cheer the coming sea level and crop crash. The Earth will survive and we won't be missed.
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Aw. That was sweet of you to say.matedog wrote: ↑13 Jul 2017, 2:55pmI know fuck all about the midwest. Got drunk in Chicago with Flex and Wolt once and went to Missouri when I was like six. Other than that, it seems like fat white people that drink a lot. And Spiff. Spiff is good people. Oh and Jenny B, but she's from like Utah or something originally so she doesn't really count.
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I am from Colorado! I only lived in Utah for a year, dammit!Spiff wrote: ↑16 Jul 2017, 8:02pmAw. That was sweet of you to say.matedog wrote: ↑13 Jul 2017, 2:55pmI know fuck all about the midwest. Got drunk in Chicago with Flex and Wolt once and went to Missouri when I was like six. Other than that, it seems like fat white people that drink a lot. And Spiff. Spiff is good people. Oh and Jenny B, but she's from like Utah or something originally so she doesn't really count.
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FYI. They sell firearms at the hardware store.
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How about "Don't Tread On Me" flags?
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People don't swear here, which I find weird. I've never heard people say things like, "Oh my gosh" or "Oh my word". I dropped an f-bomb in the market and a lady looked at me like I'd shat on the floor.
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We experienced things going the other way. Prairie people swear a fuck of a lot more than the apparently more refined Easterners, so we quickly exposed ourselves as part of the Clan of Trucker or something.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑12 Sep 2017, 11:13pmPeople don't swear here, which I find weird. I've never heard people say things like, "Oh my gosh" or "Oh my word". I dropped an f-bomb in the market and a lady looked at me like I'd shat on the floor.
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