Moving to the middle-west

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
13 Jul 2017, 4:39pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
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JennyB wrote:
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Detroit?
Grand Rapids
Gerald Ford's hometown! That I know that is probably a mark of shame. Not as shameful as living in Grand Rapids, but still.
I'm ok with Ford. His real name was Leslie Lynch King, Jr.

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Can't wait to see a photo of your "I Voted 4 Kid Rock" bumper sticker.
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15 Jul 2017, 10:03pm
Can't wait to see a photo of your "I Voted 4 Kid Rock" bumper sticker.

$4.99
http://kidrock.warnerbrosrecords.com/senate.html
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If he ran, how many votes would he lose when his supporters didn't actually see "Kid Rock" on the ballot instead of his real name and get confused?
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
16 Jul 2017, 1:08am
tepista wrote:
15 Jul 2017, 10:03pm
Can't wait to see a photo of your "I Voted 4 Kid Rock" bumper sticker.

$4.99
http://kidrock.warnerbrosrecords.com/senate.html
They would have to pay me way more than that to sport one of those.

Also how does he have any fans?

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Also how does he have any fans?
I wonder the same, but then I see people wearing backwards baseball caps.
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revbob wrote:
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Also how does he have any fans?
I think the same when I see that Nickelback sells millions of records. I get that any band, no matter how shitty, will have fans, but when it gets in the millions, my mind just goes blank.
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tepista wrote:
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revbob wrote:
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Also how does he have any fans?
I wonder the same, but then I see people wearing backwards baseball caps.
Good point, jeez people sure do suck.

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revbob wrote:
16 Jul 2017, 5:00pm
tepista wrote:
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revbob wrote:
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Also how does he have any fans?
I wonder the same, but then I see people wearing backwards baseball caps.
Good point, jeez people sure do suck.
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I know fuck all about the midwest. Got drunk in Chicago with Flex and Wolt once and went to Missouri when I was like six. Other than that, it seems like fat white people that drink a lot. And Spiff. Spiff is good people. Oh and Jenny B, but she's from like Utah or something originally so she doesn't really count.
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I know fuck all about the midwest. Got drunk in Chicago with Flex and Wolt once and went to Missouri when I was like six. Other than that, it seems like fat white people that drink a lot. And Spiff. Spiff is good people. Oh and Jenny B, but she's from like Utah or something originally so she doesn't really count.
Aw. That was sweet of you to say.
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FYI. They sell firearms at the hardware store.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
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FYI. They sell firearms at the hardware store.
How about "Don't Tread On Me" flags?
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People don't swear here, which I find weird. I've never heard people say things like, "Oh my gosh" or "Oh my word". I dropped an f-bomb in the market and a lady looked at me like I'd shat on the floor.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
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People don't swear here, which I find weird. I've never heard people say things like, "Oh my gosh" or "Oh my word". I dropped an f-bomb in the market and a lady looked at me like I'd shat on the floor.
We experienced things going the other way. Prairie people swear a fuck of a lot more than the apparently more refined Easterners, so we quickly exposed ourselves as part of the Clan of Trucker or something.
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