Moving to the middle-west

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Moving to the middle-west

Post by BostonBeaneater » 12 Jul 2017, 6:06pm

I shall be making my next manifest destiny move at the end of the month. I started in Boston and will one day make it to Simla, Alaska. The next stop is Michigan. Entertainment options are abound:

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Re: Moving to the middle-west

Post by Dr. Medulla » 12 Jul 2017, 6:18pm

There's a federal prison in Michigan? Can't you fight the transfer?
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Re: Moving to the middle-west

Post by BostonBeaneater » 12 Jul 2017, 6:24pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Jul 2017, 6:18pm
There's a federal prison in Michigan? Can't you fight the transfer?
No, they just put you in a dingy and push you towards Sault Ste. Marie.
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Re: Moving to the middle-west

Post by Dr. Medulla » 12 Jul 2017, 6:29pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
12 Jul 2017, 6:24pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Jul 2017, 6:18pm
There's a federal prison in Michigan? Can't you fight the transfer?
No, they just put you in a dingy and push you towards Sault Ste. Marie.
Universal health insurance seems an odd punishment.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Moving to the middle-west

Post by BostonBeaneater » 12 Jul 2017, 6:58pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Jul 2017, 6:29pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
12 Jul 2017, 6:24pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Jul 2017, 6:18pm
There's a federal prison in Michigan? Can't you fight the transfer?
No, they just put you in a dingy and push you towards Sault Ste. Marie.
Universal health insurance seems an odd punishment.
But I'll have help make diabolical Elsinore Beer for Max Von Sydow.
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Re: Moving to the middle-west

Post by Dr. Medulla » 12 Jul 2017, 7:00pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
12 Jul 2017, 6:58pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Jul 2017, 6:29pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
12 Jul 2017, 6:24pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Jul 2017, 6:18pm
There's a federal prison in Michigan? Can't you fight the transfer?
No, they just put you in a dingy and push you towards Sault Ste. Marie.
Universal health insurance seems an odd punishment.
But I'll have help make diabolical Elsinore Beer for Max Von Sydow.
That's just a myth. You're more likely to have to wipe Martin Short's ass for a couple months. Yeah, it's gross, but I understand that he'll make you laugh the entire time.
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Re: Moving to the middle-west

Post by JennyB » 13 Jul 2017, 1:12pm

Detroit?
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Re: Moving to the middle-west

Post by matedog » 13 Jul 2017, 2:55pm

I know fuck all about the midwest. Got drunk in Chicago with Flex and Wolt once and went to Missouri when I was like six. Other than that, it seems like fat white people that drink a lot. And Spiff. Spiff is good people. Oh and Jenny B, but she's from like Utah or something originally so she doesn't really count.
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Re: Moving to the middle-west

Post by BostonBeaneater » 13 Jul 2017, 3:58pm

JennyB wrote:
13 Jul 2017, 1:12pm
Detroit?
Grand Rapids
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Re: Moving to the middle-west

Post by Rat Patrol » 13 Jul 2017, 4:03pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
13 Jul 2017, 3:58pm
JennyB wrote:
13 Jul 2017, 1:12pm
Detroit?
Grand Rapids
Oh, so you're one of those hoity-toity "I only drink potable water" elitists. :rolleyes:

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Re: Moving to the middle-west

Post by Wolter » 13 Jul 2017, 4:04pm

matedog wrote:
13 Jul 2017, 2:55pm
I know fuck all about the midwest. Got drunk in Chicago with Flex and Wolt once and went to Missouri when I was like six. Other than that, it seems like fat white people that drink a lot. And Spiff. Spiff is good people. Oh and Jenny B, but she's from like Utah or something originally so she doesn't really count.
That's redundant.
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Re: Moving to the middle-west

Post by Flex » 13 Jul 2017, 4:05pm

You'll be within driving distance of ski trips to Summit County. Just sayin'
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Re: Moving to the middle-west

Post by Dr. Medulla » 13 Jul 2017, 4:14pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
13 Jul 2017, 3:58pm
JennyB wrote:
13 Jul 2017, 1:12pm
Detroit?
Grand Rapids
Gerald Ford's hometown! That I know that is probably a mark of shame. Not as shameful as living in Grand Rapids, but still.
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Re: Moving to the middle-west

Post by BostonBeaneater » 13 Jul 2017, 4:39pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Jul 2017, 4:14pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
13 Jul 2017, 3:58pm
JennyB wrote:
13 Jul 2017, 1:12pm
Detroit?
Grand Rapids
Gerald Ford's hometown! That I know that is probably a mark of shame. Not as shameful as living in Grand Rapids, but still.
I'm ok with Ford. His real name was Leslie Lynch King, Jr.

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Re: Moving to the middle-west

Post by BostonBeaneater » 13 Jul 2017, 4:40pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
13 Jul 2017, 4:03pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
13 Jul 2017, 3:58pm
JennyB wrote:
13 Jul 2017, 1:12pm
Detroit?
Grand Rapids
Oh, so you're one of those hoity-toity "I only drink potable water" elitists. :rolleyes:

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