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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Posted: 29 Jun 2017, 6:10pm
by revbob
matedog wrote:
29 Jun 2017, 5:47pm
CorwoodRep wrote:
29 Jun 2017, 4:33pm
So what happened while I was gone? The idiot TV guy became president because American leftism accidentally tripped into an open manhole and got eaten by rats, Merle Haggard died, Chuck Berry died and had a surprisingly good new album. I moved to L.A. and I went on a date to Vasquez Rocks and accidentally got fucking married about it in a wedding.

Hell or High Water was a badass movie about the death of the west, The Nice Guys was hysterical. I started working at MTV, and had bodyguards at the RNC, then I got laid off and I'm kind of doing nothing now. My little brother died of drinking alcohol and then came back to life. I'm working on a profile of Harry Dean Stanton and I'll be going to his house soon (God willing).

I drove the length of I-10 and I-40, just about. Took some amazing pictures in the desert. Ate my way through the city of New Orleans. Nothing happens and then everything happens.
Around here? Heston's and my music tastes were misunderstood and Flex seduced a humanoid with his robodong.
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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Posted: 29 Jun 2017, 6:40pm
by Flex
CorwoodRep wrote:
29 Jun 2017, 4:33pm
The idiot TV guy became president because American leftism accidentally tripped into an open manhole and got eaten by rats,
"Accidentally"
I went on a date to Vasquez Rocks and accidentally got fucking married about it in a wedding.
"Accidentally"

Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Posted: 29 Jun 2017, 8:58pm
by BR16ADE_R055E
CorwoodRep wrote:
29 Jun 2017, 12:41pm
LOVE THE CLASH, THAT GREAT BAND.

HELLO FRIENDS, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
how is this.

Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Posted: 29 Jun 2017, 11:18pm
by BostonBeaneater
CorwoodRep wrote:
29 Jun 2017, 4:33pm
So what happened while I was gone? The idiot TV guy became president because American leftism accidentally tripped into an open manhole and got eaten by rats, Merle Haggard died, Chuck Berry died and had a surprisingly good new album. I moved to L.A. and I went on a date to Vasquez Rocks and accidentally got fucking married about it in a wedding.

Hell or High Water was a badass movie about the death of the west, The Nice Guys was hysterical. I started working at MTV, and had bodyguards at the RNC, then I got laid off and I'm kind of doing nothing now. My little brother died of drinking alcohol and then came back to life. I'm working on a profile of Harry Dean Stanton and I'll be going to his house soon (God willing).

I drove the length of I-10 and I-40, just about. Took some amazing pictures in the desert. Ate my way through the city of New Orleans. Nothing happens and then everything happens.
Don't feel bad about getting shitcanned by MTV. Having had a few friends who have worked for the I've decided that they are like Menudo for creatives. Once you can grow a mustache you are out on your ass. Wear it like a badge of pride.

Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Posted: 30 Jun 2017, 7:29am
by revbob
BostonBeaneater wrote:
29 Jun 2017, 11:18pm
CorwoodRep wrote:
29 Jun 2017, 4:33pm
So what happened while I was gone? The idiot TV guy became president because American leftism accidentally tripped into an open manhole and got eaten by rats, Merle Haggard died, Chuck Berry died and had a surprisingly good new album. I moved to L.A. and I went on a date to Vasquez Rocks and accidentally got fucking married about it in a wedding.

Hell or High Water was a badass movie about the death of the west, The Nice Guys was hysterical. I started working at MTV, and had bodyguards at the RNC, then I got laid off and I'm kind of doing nothing now. My little brother died of drinking alcohol and then came back to life. I'm working on a profile of Harry Dean Stanton and I'll be going to his house soon (God willing).

I drove the length of I-10 and I-40, just about. Took some amazing pictures in the desert. Ate my way through the city of New Orleans. Nothing happens and then everything happens.
Don't feel bad about getting shitcanned by MTV. Having had a few friends who have worked for the I've decided that they are like Menudo for creatives. Once you can grow a mustache you are out on your ass. Wear it like a badge of pride.
You mean MTV actually still exists? I'm serious , it's still an actual thing?

Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Posted: 30 Jun 2017, 8:09am
by eumaas
hell yeah show us the sad gas station, brother

Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Posted: 30 Jun 2017, 10:07am
by JennyB
We all follow you religiously on Facebook and Twitter, but it's still great to have you back here.

Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Posted: 03 Jul 2017, 2:39pm
by Kory
I second everyone else's welcomes. Stay a while and set a spell!