HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK
- CorwoodRep
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HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK
LOVE THE CLASH, THAT GREAT BAND.
HELLO FRIENDS, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
HELLO FRIENDS, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK
Beej is back! About time we got some authenticity around here.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I promise to be normal instead of insane, in case that was a question mark.
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MTV's LOSS IS OUR GAIN.
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- Heston
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HOLY FUCK EVERYONE@S COMING BACK
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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THIS WILL MAKE THE COLLAPSE OF CIVILIZATION SOMEWHAT LESS PAINFUL FOR US HUZZAH
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Hi nerd.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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WELL FUCKERTY FUCK FOO. WELCOME BACK TO YOU.
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Pfffbt!...pass. MOAR DEPRAVITY.CorwoodRep wrote: ↑29 Jun 2017, 12:43pmI promise to be normal instead of insane, in case that was a question mark.
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So what happened while I was gone? The idiot TV guy became president because American leftism accidentally tripped into an open manhole and got eaten by rats, Merle Haggard died, Chuck Berry died and had a surprisingly good new album. I moved to L.A. and I went on a date to Vasquez Rocks and accidentally got fucking married about it in a wedding.
Hell or High Water was a badass movie about the death of the west, The Nice Guys was hysterical. I started working at MTV, and had bodyguards at the RNC, then I got laid off and I'm kind of doing nothing now. My little brother died of drinking alcohol and then came back to life. I'm working on a profile of Harry Dean Stanton and I'll be going to his house soon (God willing).
I drove the length of I-10 and I-40, just about. Took some amazing pictures in the desert. Ate my way through the city of New Orleans. Nothing happens and then everything happens.
Hell or High Water was a badass movie about the death of the west, The Nice Guys was hysterical. I started working at MTV, and had bodyguards at the RNC, then I got laid off and I'm kind of doing nothing now. My little brother died of drinking alcohol and then came back to life. I'm working on a profile of Harry Dean Stanton and I'll be going to his house soon (God willing).
I drove the length of I-10 and I-40, just about. Took some amazing pictures in the desert. Ate my way through the city of New Orleans. Nothing happens and then everything happens.
"Put down the meth, boy." - TeddyB, 2013.
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I heard he's going to re-open all the broken down gas stations so you'll have nothing to take pictures of.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Then I'll break them down myself. I will be the force of ruin this country needs.
"Put down the meth, boy." - TeddyB, 2013.
- Heston
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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK
EET WEEK DIED
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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The Nice Guys was a funny flick.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK
Around here? Heston's and my music tastes were misunderstood and Flex seduced a humanoid with his robodong.CorwoodRep wrote: ↑29 Jun 2017, 4:33pmSo what happened while I was gone? The idiot TV guy became president because American leftism accidentally tripped into an open manhole and got eaten by rats, Merle Haggard died, Chuck Berry died and had a surprisingly good new album. I moved to L.A. and I went on a date to Vasquez Rocks and accidentally got fucking married about it in a wedding.
Hell or High Water was a badass movie about the death of the west, The Nice Guys was hysterical. I started working at MTV, and had bodyguards at the RNC, then I got laid off and I'm kind of doing nothing now. My little brother died of drinking alcohol and then came back to life. I'm working on a profile of Harry Dean Stanton and I'll be going to his house soon (God willing).
I drove the length of I-10 and I-40, just about. Took some amazing pictures in the desert. Ate my way through the city of New Orleans. Nothing happens and then everything happens.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.