HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

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HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Post by CorwoodRep » 29 Jun 2017, 12:41pm

LOVE THE CLASH, THAT GREAT BAND.

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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Post by matedog » 29 Jun 2017, 12:43pm

Beej is back! About time we got some authenticity around here.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Post by CorwoodRep » 29 Jun 2017, 12:43pm

I promise to be normal instead of insane, in case that was a question mark.
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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Post by JennyB » 29 Jun 2017, 1:34pm

MTV's LOSS IS OUR GAIN.
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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Post by Heston » 29 Jun 2017, 1:39pm

HOLY FUCK EVERYONE@S COMING BACK
So what does Marconi playing the mamba mean? "Marconi" is referring to the radio itself. It plays a deadly snake. The snake - the mamba - is slithering from the speakers. Ready to kill greedy corporations. Ready to free the world of all that is evil, and to leave behind only the youthful idealism encompassed by the tenets of rock and roll.

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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Post by Flex » 29 Jun 2017, 2:12pm

THIS WILL MAKE THE COLLAPSE OF CIVILIZATION SOMEWHAT LESS PAINFUL FOR US HUZZAH
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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Post by tepista » 29 Jun 2017, 2:38pm

Hi nerd.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Post by Marky Dread » 29 Jun 2017, 2:45pm

WELL FUCKERTY FUCK FOO. WELCOME BACK TO YOU.
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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Post by Rat Patrol » 29 Jun 2017, 3:49pm

CorwoodRep wrote:
29 Jun 2017, 12:43pm
I promise to be normal instead of insane, in case that was a question mark.
Pfffbt!...pass. MOAR DEPRAVITY.
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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Post by CorwoodRep » 29 Jun 2017, 4:33pm

So what happened while I was gone? The idiot TV guy became president because American leftism accidentally tripped into an open manhole and got eaten by rats, Merle Haggard died, Chuck Berry died and had a surprisingly good new album. I moved to L.A. and I went on a date to Vasquez Rocks and accidentally got fucking married about it in a wedding.

Hell or High Water was a badass movie about the death of the west, The Nice Guys was hysterical. I started working at MTV, and had bodyguards at the RNC, then I got laid off and I'm kind of doing nothing now. My little brother died of drinking alcohol and then came back to life. I'm working on a profile of Harry Dean Stanton and I'll be going to his house soon (God willing).

I drove the length of I-10 and I-40, just about. Took some amazing pictures in the desert. Ate my way through the city of New Orleans. Nothing happens and then everything happens.
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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Post by tepista » 29 Jun 2017, 4:43pm

CorwoodRep wrote:
29 Jun 2017, 4:33pm
The idiot TV guy became president
I heard he's going to re-open all the broken down gas stations so you'll have nothing to take pictures of.
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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Post by CorwoodRep » 29 Jun 2017, 4:47pm

Then I'll break them down myself. I will be the force of ruin this country needs.
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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Post by Heston » 29 Jun 2017, 4:52pm

CorwoodRep wrote:
29 Jun 2017, 4:33pm
So what happened while I was gone?
EET WEEK DIED
So what does Marconi playing the mamba mean? "Marconi" is referring to the radio itself. It plays a deadly snake. The snake - the mamba - is slithering from the speakers. Ready to kill greedy corporations. Ready to free the world of all that is evil, and to leave behind only the youthful idealism encompassed by the tenets of rock and roll.

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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Post by Spiff » 29 Jun 2017, 5:19pm

The Nice Guys was a funny flick.

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Re: HOLY FUCK, I'M BACK

Post by matedog » 29 Jun 2017, 5:47pm

CorwoodRep wrote:
29 Jun 2017, 4:33pm
So what happened while I was gone? The idiot TV guy became president because American leftism accidentally tripped into an open manhole and got eaten by rats, Merle Haggard died, Chuck Berry died and had a surprisingly good new album. I moved to L.A. and I went on a date to Vasquez Rocks and accidentally got fucking married about it in a wedding.

Hell or High Water was a badass movie about the death of the west, The Nice Guys was hysterical. I started working at MTV, and had bodyguards at the RNC, then I got laid off and I'm kind of doing nothing now. My little brother died of drinking alcohol and then came back to life. I'm working on a profile of Harry Dean Stanton and I'll be going to his house soon (God willing).

I drove the length of I-10 and I-40, just about. Took some amazing pictures in the desert. Ate my way through the city of New Orleans. Nothing happens and then everything happens.
Around here? Heston's and my music tastes were misunderstood and Flex seduced a humanoid with his robodong.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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