Hello, I am Clash.

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Hello, I am Clash.

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Clash is me and I am Clash. What did I miss for however long I was out?
"Put down the meth, boy." - TeddyB, 2013.

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I'm Jack Strummer, king of Clash.
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HOLY SHIT THIS IS BIG
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Big like Clash, which is me. Clash is me and I am Clash. I am Jack Stringer.
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Never reckoned we'd actually get Clash on the forum. What a world.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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You've got a lot of nerve showing up after betraying the fans since 1974. Feet to the fire time!
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I call this a fake. No way is he really Clash.
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I am loud big Clash, thunk thunk thunk and all of this, arousing suspicions of neighbors with the aggression placed on ears.
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I think that proves it.

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Is Kaleb aware of the "Kaleb's girlfriend" meme?
http://clashcity.com/boards/viewtopic.p ... &start=870
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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It is very impossible for me to possess a girlfriend, as I am sad desert loner man with alcohol and desolation!
"Put down the meth, boy." - TeddyB, 2013.

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CorwoodRep wrote:
05 May 2017, 4:30pm
It is very impossible for me to possess a girlfriend, as I am sad desert loner man with alcohol and desolation!
If you have alcohol and desolation, then you are never alone.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
05 May 2017, 4:14pm
Is Kaleb aware of the "Kaleb's girlfriend" meme?
http://clashcity.com/boards/viewtopic.p ... &start=870
the REAL Kaleb told me to stop posting "Kaleb's Girlfriend" jokes cuz he was getting married and I told him that he can eat balls.
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I thought I said it was funny as shit.
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