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Re: GOLF

Post by Dr. Medulla » 13 Apr 2017, 7:57pm

Wolter wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:53pm
101Walterton wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:53pm
Wolter wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:50pm
101Walterton wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:48pm
Wolter wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:46pm
I played it occasionally as a teen with my dad. It's fun. It's also not a sport and definitely not a thing to give a shit about beyond having a walk and hitting things with sticks.
A good walk spoilt?
Did you know you can golf in combat boots if the club is fairly laid back?
I'm sure Mark Twain never wore combat boots.
And I can't afford a white seersucker suit and a string tie.
I remember getting hassled for golfing while wearing cargo shorts that came down almost to my knees. We're not on a team, I'm not wearing your uniform, mid-level manager guy.
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Re: GOLF

Post by Mimi » 13 Apr 2017, 8:11pm

Wolter wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:47pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 2:23pm
The summer when I was 13 or 14, my parents got me a junior membership at the local golf course. My cousin did, too, so pretty much every morning we'd bike out and golf 18. I probably haven't gone more a couple dozen times since, and nothing in close to twenty years. I'd probably enjoy it if I went, but I can't justify the expense. Still, I don't get the proctological critique that goes on with regular golfers. The constant evaluation and effort to correct fault would be better applied toward improving their character.
This. It's a decent way to kill an afternoon if you bring a cooler and some beers and just want to go for a walk, but giving a damn about playing it well is a sign your life is garbage.
*wonders how to write that in a greeting card for her partner*

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Re: GOLF

Post by Mimi » 13 Apr 2017, 8:12pm

101Walterton wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:53pm
Wolter wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:50pm
101Walterton wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:48pm
Wolter wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:46pm
I played it occasionally as a teen with my dad. It's fun. It's also not a sport and definitely not a thing to give a shit about beyond having a walk and hitting things with sticks.
A good walk spoilt?
Did you know you can golf in combat boots if the club is fairly laid back?
I'm sure Mark Twain never wore combat boots.
I bet he would if he could have.

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Re: GOLF

Post by Dr. Medulla » 13 Apr 2017, 8:18pm

Mimi wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 8:11pm
Wolter wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:47pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 2:23pm
The summer when I was 13 or 14, my parents got me a junior membership at the local golf course. My cousin did, too, so pretty much every morning we'd bike out and golf 18. I probably haven't gone more a couple dozen times since, and nothing in close to twenty years. I'd probably enjoy it if I went, but I can't justify the expense. Still, I don't get the proctological critique that goes on with regular golfers. The constant evaluation and effort to correct fault would be better applied toward improving their character.
This. It's a decent way to kill an afternoon if you bring a cooler and some beers and just want to go for a walk, but giving a damn about playing it well is a sign your life is garbage.
*wonders how to write that in a greeting card for her partner*
The cover reads: We Need To Talk.

The rest pretty much writes itself.
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Re: GOLF

Post by Heston » 13 Apr 2017, 8:46pm

Like being a Freemason but with cardiovascular benefits.
So what does Marconi playing the mamba mean? "Marconi" is referring to the radio itself. It plays a deadly snake. The snake - the mamba - is slithering from the speakers. Ready to kill greedy corporations. Ready to free the world of all that is evil, and to leave behind only the youthful idealism encompassed by the tenets of rock and roll.

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Re: GOLF

Post by Dr. Medulla » 13 Apr 2017, 9:11pm

Heston wrote:
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Like being a Freemason but with cardiovascular benefits.
Golfers control the real money supply and a secret order of assassins?
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Re: GOLF

Post by revbob » 13 Apr 2017, 9:22pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
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Gold sucks and is for shitheads.
I lean towards this.

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Re: GOLF

Post by JennyB » 16 Apr 2017, 12:20am

I'm embarrassed to say that I play golf, as does VH, Jr. He enjoys it - he's not good at team sports and is excelling at it, and it makes him feel closer to my dad. I don't take it seriously and it's less punk than even my other hobby, needlepointing, but I enjoy it.
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Re: GOLF

Post by Silent Majority » 16 Apr 2017, 3:24am

JennyB wrote:
16 Apr 2017, 12:20am
I'm embarrassed to say that I play golf, as does VH, Jr. He enjoys it - he's not good at team sports and is excelling at it, and it makes him feel closer to my dad. I don't take it seriously and it's less punk than even my other hobby, needlepointing, but I enjoy it.
Fewer needles, at any rate.
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Re: GOLF

Post by revbob » 16 Apr 2017, 9:19am

JennyB wrote:
16 Apr 2017, 12:20am
I'm embarrassed to say that I play golf, as does VH, Jr. He enjoys it - he's not good at team sports and is excelling at it, and it makes him feel closer to my dad. I don't take it seriously and it's less punk than even my other hobby, needlepointing, but I enjoy it.
What progressive golf club do you go to that let's Jews in?

In all seriousness though it's cool that the two of you do something like that together.

I just get tired of hearing grow men gush about golf. And then there's all the made up bullshit elitism that goes with it. Seriously a dress code to hit a fucking ball around?

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Re: GOLF

Post by Mimi » 16 Apr 2017, 10:01am

JennyB wrote:
16 Apr 2017, 12:20am
I'm embarrassed to say that I play golf, as does VH, Jr. He enjoys it - he's not good at team sports and is excelling at it, and it makes him feel closer to my dad. I don't take it seriously and it's less punk than even my other hobby, needlepointing, but I enjoy it.
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Re: GOLF

Post by 101Walterton » 16 Apr 2017, 3:00pm

revbob wrote:
16 Apr 2017, 9:19am
JennyB wrote:
16 Apr 2017, 12:20am
I'm embarrassed to say that I play golf, as does VH, Jr. He enjoys it - he's not good at team sports and is excelling at it, and it makes him feel closer to my dad. I don't take it seriously and it's less punk than even my other hobby, needlepointing, but I enjoy it.
What progressive golf club do you go to that let's Jews in?

In all seriousness though it's cool that the two of you do something like that together.

I just get tired of hearing grow men gush about golf. And then there's all the made up bullshit elitism that goes with it. Seriously a dress code to hit a fucking ball around?
Yep they spend all day playing a round of golf then afterwards they want to talk you through every shot!!! The only more annoying thing is blokes who practise their golf swing with an imaginary club.

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Re: GOLF

Post by JennyB » 17 Apr 2017, 9:58am

revbob wrote:
16 Apr 2017, 9:19am
JennyB wrote:
16 Apr 2017, 12:20am
I'm embarrassed to say that I play golf, as does VH, Jr. He enjoys it - he's not good at team sports and is excelling at it, and it makes him feel closer to my dad. I don't take it seriously and it's less punk than even my other hobby, needlepointing, but I enjoy it.
What progressive golf club do you go to that let's Jews in?

In all seriousness though it's cool that the two of you do something like that together.

I just get tired of hearing grow men gush about golf. And then there's all the made up bullshit elitism that goes with it. Seriously a dress code to hit a fucking ball around?
Public courses! Municipal courses all the way!
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