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GOLF

Posted: 13 Apr 2017, 11:29am
by BostonBeaneater
Gold sucks and is for shitheads.

Re: GOLF

Posted: 13 Apr 2017, 12:23pm
by Mimi
I played for a few years. The most frustrating game imaginable. Walking on some of the courses was pretty nice, tho.

Re: GOLF

Posted: 13 Apr 2017, 12:55pm
by Rat Patrol
I like it when I nail the last shot into the clown's nose and get a free Sky Bar. But I hate it when the windmill blade blocks the shot.

Golf that's played on just grass is abomination.

Re: GOLF

Posted: 13 Apr 2017, 1:47pm
by BostonBeaneater

Re: GOLF

Posted: 13 Apr 2017, 2:15pm
by Mimi
Sounds about right.

Re: GOLF

Posted: 13 Apr 2017, 2:23pm
by Dr. Medulla
The summer when I was 13 or 14, my parents got me a junior membership at the local golf course. My cousin did, too, so pretty much every morning we'd bike out and golf 18. I probably haven't gone more a couple dozen times since, and nothing in close to twenty years. I'd probably enjoy it if I went, but I can't justify the expense. Still, I don't get the proctological critique that goes on with regular golfers. The constant evaluation and effort to correct fault would be better applied toward improving their character.

Re: GOLF

Posted: 13 Apr 2017, 6:51pm
by Inder
I got a hole-in-one on Wii Sports golf on my birthday in 2008.

Thank you.

Re: GOLF

Posted: 13 Apr 2017, 6:52pm
by Dr. Medulla
Inder wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 6:51pm
I got a hole-in-one on Wii Sports golf on my birthday in 2008.

Thank you.
I'd love for you to sign my left tit.

Re: GOLF

Posted: 13 Apr 2017, 7:45pm
by 101Walterton
Selfish man's (or woman's) game.

Re: GOLF

Posted: 13 Apr 2017, 7:46pm
by Wolter
I played it occasionally as a teen with my dad. It's fun. It's also not a sport and definitely not a thing to give a shit about beyond having a walk and hitting things with sticks.

Re: GOLF

Posted: 13 Apr 2017, 7:47pm
by Wolter
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 2:23pm
The summer when I was 13 or 14, my parents got me a junior membership at the local golf course. My cousin did, too, so pretty much every morning we'd bike out and golf 18. I probably haven't gone more a couple dozen times since, and nothing in close to twenty years. I'd probably enjoy it if I went, but I can't justify the expense. Still, I don't get the proctological critique that goes on with regular golfers. The constant evaluation and effort to correct fault would be better applied toward improving their character.
This. It's a decent way to kill an afternoon if you bring a cooler and some beers and just want to go for a walk, but giving a damn about playing it well is a sign your life is garbage.

Re: GOLF

Posted: 13 Apr 2017, 7:48pm
by 101Walterton
Wolter wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:46pm
I played it occasionally as a teen with my dad. It's fun. It's also not a sport and definitely not a thing to give a shit about beyond having a walk and hitting things with sticks.
A good walk spoilt?

Re: GOLF

Posted: 13 Apr 2017, 7:50pm
by Wolter
101Walterton wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:48pm
Wolter wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:46pm
I played it occasionally as a teen with my dad. It's fun. It's also not a sport and definitely not a thing to give a shit about beyond having a walk and hitting things with sticks.
A good walk spoilt?
Did you know you can golf in combat boots if the club is fairly laid back?

Re: GOLF

Posted: 13 Apr 2017, 7:53pm
by 101Walterton
Wolter wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:50pm
101Walterton wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:48pm
Wolter wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:46pm
I played it occasionally as a teen with my dad. It's fun. It's also not a sport and definitely not a thing to give a shit about beyond having a walk and hitting things with sticks.
A good walk spoilt?
Did you know you can golf in combat boots if the club is fairly laid back?
I'm sure Mark Twain never wore combat boots.

Re: GOLF

Posted: 13 Apr 2017, 7:53pm
by Wolter
101Walterton wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:53pm
Wolter wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:50pm
101Walterton wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:48pm
Wolter wrote:
13 Apr 2017, 7:46pm
I played it occasionally as a teen with my dad. It's fun. It's also not a sport and definitely not a thing to give a shit about beyond having a walk and hitting things with sticks.
A good walk spoilt?
Did you know you can golf in combat boots if the club is fairly laid back?
I'm sure Mark Twain never wore combat boots.
And I can't afford a white seersucker suit and a string tie.