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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Dr. Medulla » 15 Feb 2017, 8:47pm

tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:43pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 7:25pm
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Rat Patrol wrote:
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Has Arte thought about claiming A-Rod on waivers?
Can we field Trout + 8 Designated Hitters?
Weren't you?
Designated hitters are supposta hit.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by tepista » 15 Feb 2017, 8:49pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:47pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:43pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 7:25pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 7:10pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 6:48pm
Has Arte thought about claiming A-Rod on waivers?
Can we field Trout + 8 Designated Hitters?
Weren't you?
Designated hitters are supposta hit.
Literalist.
Designated Ground-Outers.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Dr. Medulla » 15 Feb 2017, 9:05pm

tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:47pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:43pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 7:25pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 7:10pm


Can we field Trout + 8 Designated Hitters?
Weren't you?
Designated hitters are supposta hit.
Literalist.
Designated Ground-Outers.
I could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Wolter » 16 Feb 2017, 12:56am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 9:05pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:47pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:43pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 7:25pm


Weren't you?
Designated hitters are supposta hit.
Literalist.
Designated Ground-Outers.
I could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
My lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Rat Patrol » 16 Feb 2017, 1:31am

Wolter wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 12:56am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 9:05pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:47pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:43pm


Designated hitters are supposta hit.
Literalist.
Designated Ground-Outers.
I could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
My lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.
Are you short, Latino, and can run fast? Because every team needs a designated Latino who can steal first base and pinch-run in late innings for the ground-outers. Especially teams with super-smart white Christian ex-catcher managers who do the strategery and soforth.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Wolter » 16 Feb 2017, 8:15am

Rat Patrol wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 1:31am
Wolter wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 12:56am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 9:05pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:47pm


Literalist.
Designated Ground-Outers.
I could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
My lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.
Are you short, Latino, and can run fast? Because every team needs a designated Latino who can steal first base and pinch-run in late innings for the ground-outers. Especially teams with super-smart white Christian ex-catcher managers who do the strategery and soforth.
No, my skill pack is "White, Gritty, and Willing To Get My Uniform Dirty."
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Dr. Medulla » 16 Feb 2017, 9:00am

Wolter wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 8:15am
Rat Patrol wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 1:31am
Wolter wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 12:56am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 9:05pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:49pm


Designated Ground-Outers.
I could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
My lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.
Are you short, Latino, and can run fast? Because every team needs a designated Latino who can steal first base and pinch-run in late innings for the ground-outers. Especially teams with super-smart white Christian ex-catcher managers who do the strategery and soforth.
No, my skill pack is "White, Gritty, and Willing To Get My Uniform Dirty."
Welcome to the St. Louis Cardinals, son.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Wolter » 16 Feb 2017, 3:55pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 9:00am
Wolter wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 8:15am
Rat Patrol wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 1:31am
Wolter wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 12:56am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 9:05pm


I could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
My lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.
Are you short, Latino, and can run fast? Because every team needs a designated Latino who can steal first base and pinch-run in late innings for the ground-outers. Especially teams with super-smart white Christian ex-catcher managers who do the strategery and soforth.
No, my skill pack is "White, Gritty, and Willing To Get My Uniform Dirty."
Welcome to the St. Louis Cardinals, son.
*puts on MAGA hat and hates minorities*
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: MLB 2017

Post by BostonBeaneater » 16 Feb 2017, 8:17pm

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Re: MLB 2017

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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Wolter » 16 Feb 2017, 10:28pm

Inder wrote:
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That was great.
That was fucking hilarious.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by revbob » 17 Feb 2017, 8:03am

Wolter wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 8:15am
Rat Patrol wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 1:31am
Wolter wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 12:56am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 9:05pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:49pm


Designated Ground-Outers.
I could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
My lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.
Are you short, Latino, and can run fast? Because every team needs a designated Latino who can steal first base and pinch-run in late innings for the ground-outers. Especially teams with super-smart white Christian ex-catcher managers who do the strategery and soforth.
No, my skill pack is "White, Gritty, and Willing To Get My Uniform Dirty."
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Re: MLB 2017

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Re: MLB 2017

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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Dr. Medulla » 21 Feb 2017, 7:17am

BostonBeaneater wrote:
20 Feb 2017, 11:50pm
More lassic Schilling.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politic ... -1.2977731
… but all the other disgusting stuff is cool. Amazing how tolerant the right can be when it's about abusing the marginalized.
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