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I saw Pedro Baez in person last year TWICE. What a way to ruin an evening.
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No, but they're functional enough to play in the tournament. Gagne actually pitched for the semi-pro team here in Ottawa last fall. Signed right before their playoff run. If I had gone to any of those games, it would have been hard not to boo the fuck out of the juicing catastrophe.Wolter wrote: ↑09 Feb 2017, 1:27pmWait. They're still active players?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Feb 2017, 12:54pmEric Gagne and Ryan Dempster are both pitching for Canada in the WBC.
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Heh. Of course the mystery buyer is Jared Kushner's dad (a.k.a. Ivanka Trump's father-in-law): http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/1865 ... frey-loria.
Nothing shady here.
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I think the WBC should feature more recently-retired MLB'rs. Fun way to see guys who aren't quite up to snuff in the majors anymore but can still destroy Euro baseball. And it would help take pressure off of current MLBrs who want to balance national pride with, like, not injuring themselves in a basically meaningless tournament.
Addendum: LOL Loria selling the Marlins to the Trumpsters.
Addendum II: The runner on second in extras thing is dumb as hell. Baseball is perfect as-is and people who don't get that can go fuck themselves.
Addendum: LOL Loria selling the Marlins to the Trumpsters.
Addendum II: The runner on second in extras thing is dumb as hell. Baseball is perfect as-is and people who don't get that can go fuck themselves.
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http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/1867 ... irst-child
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And she shall be named Herpes Steinbrenner Jeter.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑13 Feb 2017, 6:33pmhttp://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/1867 ... irst-child
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i grabbed a pair of tickets while i was in Vegas, 45-1 to win pennant, 85-1 to win WS, $20 each.
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You coulda bought around 50 packages of Fun Dip, you fool.
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Nah, not since they removed the black kid from the label.
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Black Fun Dip Matters!tepista wrote: ↑15 Feb 2017, 6:33pmNah, not since they removed the black kid from the label.
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Can we field Trout + 8 Designated Hitters?
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Designated hitters are supposta hit.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Feb 2017, 7:25pmWeren't you?
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