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tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:43pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 7:25pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 7:10pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 6:48pm
Has Arte thought about claiming A-Rod on waivers?
Can we field Trout + 8 Designated Hitters?
Weren't you?
Designated hitters are supposta hit.
Literalist.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:47pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:43pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 7:25pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 7:10pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 6:48pm
Has Arte thought about claiming A-Rod on waivers?
Can we field Trout + 8 Designated Hitters?
Weren't you?
Designated hitters are supposta hit.
Literalist.
Designated Ground-Outers.
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tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:47pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:43pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 7:25pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 7:10pm


Can we field Trout + 8 Designated Hitters?
Weren't you?
Designated hitters are supposta hit.
Literalist.
Designated Ground-Outers.
I could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 9:05pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:47pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:43pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 7:25pm


Weren't you?
Designated hitters are supposta hit.
Literalist.
Designated Ground-Outers.
I could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
My lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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Wolter wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 12:56am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 9:05pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:47pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:43pm


Designated hitters are supposta hit.
Literalist.
Designated Ground-Outers.
I could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
My lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.
Are you short, Latino, and can run fast? Because every team needs a designated Latino who can steal first base and pinch-run in late innings for the ground-outers. Especially teams with super-smart white Christian ex-catcher managers who do the strategery and soforth.

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Rat Patrol wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 1:31am
Wolter wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 12:56am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 9:05pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:49pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:47pm


Literalist.
Designated Ground-Outers.
I could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
My lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.
Are you short, Latino, and can run fast? Because every team needs a designated Latino who can steal first base and pinch-run in late innings for the ground-outers. Especially teams with super-smart white Christian ex-catcher managers who do the strategery and soforth.
No, my skill pack is "White, Gritty, and Willing To Get My Uniform Dirty."
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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Wolter wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 8:15am
Rat Patrol wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 1:31am
Wolter wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 12:56am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 9:05pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:49pm


Designated Ground-Outers.
I could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
My lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.
Are you short, Latino, and can run fast? Because every team needs a designated Latino who can steal first base and pinch-run in late innings for the ground-outers. Especially teams with super-smart white Christian ex-catcher managers who do the strategery and soforth.
No, my skill pack is "White, Gritty, and Willing To Get My Uniform Dirty."
Welcome to the St. Louis Cardinals, son.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 9:00am
Wolter wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 8:15am
Rat Patrol wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 1:31am
Wolter wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 12:56am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 9:05pm


I could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
My lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.
Are you short, Latino, and can run fast? Because every team needs a designated Latino who can steal first base and pinch-run in late innings for the ground-outers. Especially teams with super-smart white Christian ex-catcher managers who do the strategery and soforth.
No, my skill pack is "White, Gritty, and Willing To Get My Uniform Dirty."
Welcome to the St. Louis Cardinals, son.
*puts on MAGA hat and hates minorities*
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Inder wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 9:57pm
That was great.
That was fucking hilarious.
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Wolter wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 8:15am
Rat Patrol wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 1:31am
Wolter wrote:
16 Feb 2017, 12:56am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 9:05pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 8:49pm


Designated Ground-Outers.
I could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
My lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.
Are you short, Latino, and can run fast? Because every team needs a designated Latino who can steal first base and pinch-run in late innings for the ground-outers. Especially teams with super-smart white Christian ex-catcher managers who do the strategery and soforth.
No, my skill pack is "White, Gritty, and Willing To Get My Uniform Dirty."
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You just need to unlock the baseball awesomeness inside your body.

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
20 Feb 2017, 11:50pm
More lassic Schilling.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politic ... -1.2977731
… but all the other disgusting stuff is cool. Amazing how tolerant the right can be when it's about abusing the marginalized.
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