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I saw Pedro Baez in person last year TWICE. What a way to ruin an evening.
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Wolter wrote:
09 Feb 2017, 1:27pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 Feb 2017, 12:54pm
Eric Gagne and Ryan Dempster are both pitching for Canada in the WBC. X(
Wait. They're still active players?
No, but they're functional enough to play in the tournament. Gagne actually pitched for the semi-pro team here in Ottawa last fall. Signed right before their playoff run. If I had gone to any of those games, it would have been hard not to boo the fuck out of the juicing catastrophe.
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Inder wrote:
09 Feb 2017, 12:16pm
Loria still scum:

Heh. Of course the mystery buyer is Jared Kushner's dad (a.k.a. Ivanka Trump's father-in-law): http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/1865 ... frey-loria.


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I think the WBC should feature more recently-retired MLB'rs. Fun way to see guys who aren't quite up to snuff in the majors anymore but can still destroy Euro baseball. And it would help take pressure off of current MLBrs who want to balance national pride with, like, not injuring themselves in a basically meaningless tournament.

Addendum: LOL Loria selling the Marlins to the Trumpsters.

Addendum II: The runner on second in extras thing is dumb as hell. Baseball is perfect as-is and people who don't get that can go fuck themselves.
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http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/1867 ... irst-child

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Rat Patrol wrote:
13 Feb 2017, 6:33pm
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/1867 ... irst-child

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And she shall be named Herpes Steinbrenner Jeter.
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i grabbed a pair of tickets while i was in Vegas, 45-1 to win pennant, 85-1 to win WS, $20 each.
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tepista wrote:
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i grabbed a pair of tickets while i was in Vegas, 45-1 to win pennant, 85-1 to win WS, $20 each.
You coulda bought around 50 packages of Fun Dip, you fool.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 6:30pm
tepista wrote:
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i grabbed a pair of tickets while i was in Vegas, 45-1 to win pennant, 85-1 to win WS, $20 each.
You coulda bought around 50 packages of Fun Dip, you fool.
Nah, not since they removed the black kid from the label.
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tepista wrote:
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i grabbed a pair of tickets while i was in Vegas, 45-1 to win pennant, 85-1 to win WS, $20 each.
Boy, you're gonna have to launder a lot of real expensive veteran contracts to reach those odds. Has Arte thought about claiming A-Rod on waivers?

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tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 6:33pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 6:30pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 6:08pm
i grabbed a pair of tickets while i was in Vegas, 45-1 to win pennant, 85-1 to win WS, $20 each.
You coulda bought around 50 packages of Fun Dip, you fool.
Nah, not since they removed the black kid from the label.
Black Fun Dip Matters!
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Rat Patrol wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 6:48pm
Has Arte thought about claiming A-Rod on waivers?
Can we field Trout + 8 Designated Hitters?
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tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 7:10pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 6:48pm
Has Arte thought about claiming A-Rod on waivers?
Can we field Trout + 8 Designated Hitters?
Weren't you?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 7:25pm
tepista wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 7:10pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
15 Feb 2017, 6:48pm
Has Arte thought about claiming A-Rod on waivers?
Can we field Trout + 8 Designated Hitters?
Weren't you?
Designated hitters are supposta hit.
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