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Re: MLB 2017

Post by tepista » 14 Dec 2017, 1:00pm

Ugh, that feeling when your team gets a guy you always hated, Kinsler. Oh well, success will fix that, fingers crossed.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Wolter » 14 Dec 2017, 2:43pm

tepista wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 1:00pm
Ugh, that feeling when your team gets a guy you always hated, Kinsler. Oh well, success will fix that, fingers crossed.
Jim Edmonds and Aroldis Chapman come to mind.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by tepista » 14 Dec 2017, 3:48pm

Wolter wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 2:43pm
tepista wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 1:00pm
Ugh, that feeling when your team gets a guy you always hated, Kinsler. Oh well, success will fix that, fingers crossed.
Jim Edmonds and Aroldis Chapman come to mind.
Chapman worked out. Edmunds was 46 years old already if I remember correctly
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Wolter » 14 Dec 2017, 5:53pm

tepista wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 3:48pm
Wolter wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 2:43pm
tepista wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 1:00pm
Ugh, that feeling when your team gets a guy you always hated, Kinsler. Oh well, success will fix that, fingers crossed.
Jim Edmonds and Aroldis Chapman come to mind.
Chapman worked out. Edmunds was 46 years old already if I remember correctly
I’m actually glad Chapman got gassed and almost fucked up 2016. He’s a real piece of shit, and I’d hate to consider him the hero of the series.

Yeah, Edmonds was a billion years old. The upside was that his presence immediately annoyed Cardinals fans.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by JennyB » 15 Dec 2017, 10:35am

Wolter wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 5:53pm
tepista wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 3:48pm
Wolter wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 2:43pm
tepista wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 1:00pm
Ugh, that feeling when your team gets a guy you always hated, Kinsler. Oh well, success will fix that, fingers crossed.
Jim Edmonds and Aroldis Chapman come to mind.
Chapman worked out. Edmunds was 46 years old already if I remember correctly
I’m actually glad Chapman got gassed and almost fucked up 2016. He’s a real piece of shit, and I’d hate to consider him the hero of the series.

Yeah, Edmonds was a billion years old. The upside was that his presence immediately annoyed Cardinals fans.
He's actually not particularly well-liked here. Not a nice man.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Wolter » 15 Dec 2017, 6:55pm

JennyB wrote:
15 Dec 2017, 10:35am
Wolter wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 5:53pm
tepista wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 3:48pm
Wolter wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 2:43pm
tepista wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 1:00pm
Ugh, that feeling when your team gets a guy you always hated, Kinsler. Oh well, success will fix that, fingers crossed.
Jim Edmonds and Aroldis Chapman come to mind.
Chapman worked out. Edmunds was 46 years old already if I remember correctly
I’m actually glad Chapman got gassed and almost fucked up 2016. He’s a real piece of shit, and I’d hate to consider him the hero of the series.

Yeah, Edmonds was a billion years old. The upside was that his presence immediately annoyed Cardinals fans.
He's actually not particularly well-liked here. Not a nice man.
He’s a real piece of shit, but before he played for the Cubs, Cardinals fans seemed to like him just fine.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Dr. Medulla » 15 Dec 2017, 10:35pm

Wolter wrote:
15 Dec 2017, 6:55pm
JennyB wrote:
15 Dec 2017, 10:35am
Wolter wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 5:53pm
tepista wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 3:48pm
Wolter wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 2:43pm


Jim Edmonds and Aroldis Chapman come to mind.
Chapman worked out. Edmunds was 46 years old already if I remember correctly
I’m actually glad Chapman got gassed and almost fucked up 2016. He’s a real piece of shit, and I’d hate to consider him the hero of the series.

Yeah, Edmonds was a billion years old. The upside was that his presence immediately annoyed Cardinals fans.
He's actually not particularly well-liked here. Not a nice man.
He’s a real piece of shit, but before he played for the Cubs, Cardinals fans seemed to like him just fine.
His melanin suggested Cardinal Hall of Fame potential.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Dr. Medulla » 17 Dec 2017, 8:29pm

And I'm up to Game 6 of the 2013 WS in my re-watch (aka McCarver's Last Confused Stand). It really has been remarkable re-watching these games to see that other than Papi, the offense just disappeared … except at key times. Crazy lucky. That playoff run was on Papi, but mainly the pitchers. And McMarblemouth's relationship to the English language quite honestly suggests PTSD, like he'd been molested by linguists when he was a kid. Joe Buck should still be buried fifty miles under the ground just for being Joe Buck.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Dr. Medulla » 17 Dec 2017, 9:38pm

No doubt in my mind, the 2013 team was my favourite. Total magic and entirely likeable (Lackey excepted).
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by tepista » 17 Dec 2017, 9:48pm

In 3 years you can re-live the Trump election, lucky.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by BostonBeaneater » 17 Dec 2017, 9:54pm

tepista wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 9:48pm
In 3 years you can re-live the Trump election, lucky.
If you asked me about a trump presidency in 1987 my answer would have involve lotsa more cocaine.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Dr. Medulla » 17 Dec 2017, 10:16pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 9:54pm
tepista wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 9:48pm
In 3 years you can re-live the Trump election, lucky.
If you asked me about a trump presidency in 1987 my answer would have involve lotsa more cocaine.
And a collective insanity. No, wait, that's what happened in 2016. No sufficiently sane nation could elect Trump. Or Clinton. God, you people are nuts.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by tepista » 18 Dec 2017, 10:54pm

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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Rat Patrol » 19 Dec 2017, 7:35pm

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2750 ... =editorial

Not as funny as if it were a mechanical bull, but definitely the stupidest self-injury of this offseason.
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