IMCT Celebrity Death Pool 2017

[Kory]

Is David Rockefeller a celebrity?

[Dr. Medulla]

Is David Rockefeller a celebrity?

Well, a Stoneyfeller tried to adopt Bamm Bamm from Barney and Betty.

[Kory]

Is David Rockefeller a celebrity?

Well, a Stoneyfeller tried to adopt Bamm Bamm from Barney and Betty.

What a mistake that would have been—that kid's a terror.

[Dr. Medulla]

Is David Rockefeller a celebrity?

Well, a Stoneyfeller tried to adopt Bamm Bamm from Barney and Betty.

What a mistake that would have been—that kid's a terror.

With his strength and the Stoneyfeller bank account and political connections, clearly, human history would have turned out much differently.

[Kory]

Is David Rockefeller a celebrity?

Well, a Stoneyfeller tried to adopt Bamm Bamm from Barney and Betty.

What a mistake that would have been—that kid's a terror.

With his strength and the Stoneyfeller bank account and political connections, clearly, human history would have turned out much differently.

Subtract the strength but leave the destruction, and it sounds like trump to me.

[Dr. Medulla]

Is David Rockefeller a celebrity?

Well, a Stoneyfeller tried to adopt Bamm Bamm from Barney and Betty.

What a mistake that would have been—that kid's a terror.

With his strength and the Stoneyfeller bank account and political connections, clearly, human history would have turned out much differently.

Subtract the strength but leave the destruction, and it sounds like trump to me.

Trump as Bamm Bamm Redux: An Exploration of Hanna Barbera Prophecy. Write up a grant proposal and get fat on the funding, son.

[Silent Majority]

Martin McGuinness, who I'm pleased to call the Chuck Berry of the peace process.

[eumaas]

Martin McGuinness, who I'm pleased to call the Chuck Berry of the peace process.

That's a shame. I respected him.

[Flex]

Martin McGuinness, who I'm pleased to call the Chuck Berry of the peace process.

That's a shame. I respected him.

Same. RIP.

[revbob]

Martin McGuinness, who I'm pleased to call the Chuck Berry of the peace process.

I'm still hoping it turns out to be Art Garfunkel instead



https://www.google.com/amp/s/stormontwa ... rld/amp/

[Silent Majority]

Martin McGuinness, who I'm pleased to call the Chuck Berry of the peace process.

I'm still hoping it turns out to be Art Garfunkel instead



https://www.google.com/amp/s/stormontwa ... rld/amp/

Wow - doesn't Art look like the sinister vampire version of McGuinness?

[Dr. Medulla]

First Chuck Berry, now Chuck Barris. Watch out, Chuck Barkley.

[Dr. Medulla]

Dallas Green.

[revbob]

Martin McGuinness, who I'm pleased to call the Chuck Berry of the peace process.

I'm still hoping it turns out to be Art Garfunkel instead



https://www.google.com/amp/s/stormontwa ... rld/amp/

Wow - doesn't Art look like the sinister vampire version of McGuinness?

Indeed he does.

[Rat Patrol]

Dallas Green.

The roster of fat guys who could hold down a long MLB managing career completely motionless, sauced, asleep, and with the ballboy making all the substitutions is fast dwindling. Damn you, La Russa for popularizing standing on the top step with a throbbing aneurysm. We fans want our bumps on a log back in the dugout.