Open faced sandwiches...

[JennyB]

I don't give a shit what people eat so long as it's not other people.

Why do you hate Germans?

Well, he is Jewish.

He's Jew-ish.

Jew-adjacent

No, you are Jew-adjacent.

[eumaas]

I love Germans, actually.

Any reason? This isn't a loaded question, I am just curious if you like them more than the slovenly English.

I'm into synthesizers.

[JennyB]

I love Germans, actually.

Any reason? This isn't a loaded question, I am just curious if you like them more than the slovenly English.

I'm into synthesizers.

And raccoon flautists.

[101Walterton]

A hot dog is a sausage in a roll (aka dog roll) it is not a sandwich.
A Subway (apart from being awful) is also a roll not a sandwich.
A sandwich is a filling between two slices of bread.

Please don't confuse a terrible business / product with a style of sandwich. A sub is one 9f the best forms of sandwich provided the roll, meat, and other ingredients are first rate. The roll is often sliced into two pieces ( any decent one is as it is the only way to properly fit all the ingredients ) it is a sandwich. This half of one I got. Full size was the length of my forearm.

Brand or no brand that is still a roll.

That's fucking bread.

So a loaf of french bread is not bread then?

Also if you think beans on bread is a sandwich then your opinion on this subject should be judged accordingly. Which is to say it is irrelevant.

Beans on toast is beans on toast it isn't a beans sandwich. Same as cheese on toast is cheese on toast (or Welsh rarebit) not a cheese sandwich.

[101Walterton]

Jesus christ, you fucks, can we not go through this horseshit again?

"Daddy, what did you do as society collapsed around itself?"
"Mostly argued about hats and sandwiches. Pass me another cockroach, would ya?"

Mad Max, but instead of fighting over gasoline, it's arguments about foods that no longer exist.

"It's a tart, not a pie!"
"Daddy, what were tarts and pies?"

I have another meaningless food debate biding it's time, one that has divided a nation this week. When the dust settles on the trilby sandwich I will unleash it upon the board.

[Rat Patrol]

When I said on twitter that if I started a podcast that was just 3-4 people yelling unsupported food opinions at each other for an hour straight, it would be the most popular podcast in the world, I wasn't kidding.

Skype in Heston and Beanie.

I need to find a guy with a really strong Chicago accent for talk about hot dogs and pizza. I can exaggerate my Southern-ness easily enough.

Do any of you put ketchup on a hot dog or catsup on a frankfurt?

I don't. My fiancée does. But also, I don't give a shit what people eat so long as it's not other people.

:(

[eumaas]

Skype in Heston and Beanie.

I need to find a guy with a really strong Chicago accent for talk about hot dogs and pizza. I can exaggerate my Southern-ness easily enough.

Do any of you put ketchup on a hot dog or catsup on a frankfurt?

I don't. My fiancée does. But also, I don't give a shit what people eat so long as it's not other people.

:(

Of course the dude named Jeffrey Dahmer disagrees.

[101Walterton]

There is case law in Boston that describes the sandwich:

But Worcester Superior Court Judge Jeffrey A. Locke, denying the sandwich shop's motion for a preliminary injunction, said it had failed to “establish as a reasonable interpretation [of the lease] that the Mexican-style food products which Qdoba sells fall within the Lease's restrictions.”

The New Webster Third International Dictionary, Locke noted in his decision, defines a “sandwich” as “two thin pieces of bread, usually buttered, with a thin layer (as of meat, cheese, or savory mixture) spread between them,” and

[Wolter]

Buttered? Not usually.

[BostonBeaneater]

Sandwiches per the taxman.

https://www.tax.ny.gov/pubs_and_bulls/t ... wiches.htm

[Dr. Medulla]

Sandwiches per the taxman.

https://www.tax.ny.gov/pubs_and_bulls/t ... wiches.htm

A burrito? No, sir, John Law, no way.

[Flex]

Sandwiches per the taxman.

https://www.tax.ny.gov/pubs_and_bulls/t ... wiches.htm